eapirozzi to the girl who sets alarms at midnight on my birthday so she doesn't miss being the first to text me, who let me live on her dorm room floor when I didn't want to go home, who indulged my affinity for chicken nuggets for breakfast and endless tirades about why Elvis Presley is the greatest singer of all time and Derek Jeter should be president - Happy Birthday. Stay weirdest kiddo. 2d

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eapirozzi world's creepiest elephant, world's best everything else. #tbt #siblingbonding #90sflair 7d

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eapirozzi truly the most romantic of all father-son bonding experiences. #kilwins #saratoga #twostrawsonemalted 4w

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eapirozzi finally. just ate a chickens entire family.
People missing out: @cousin_phil @jackiekatz everyone everywhere #straightouttacomptons
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  •   jackiekatz the caption though... Jelly!!!! 4w
  •   eapirozzi @jackiekatz cheerleader was just playing as we walked out. read into that what you will loll 4w
  •   charredpopcorn STRAIGHT OUTTA 4w
  •   jackiekatz I'm telling Ted it's your fault, when I sing that to him today... Do you need me? Do you think I'm pritaaaaeeeeee?! 4w
  •   deathstarpolitics I love that place! Our apt was right above it! 4w
  •   dee_marie10 Stop it! We loved this place when I worked at the track! Yummmmm 4w
  •   eapirozzi @deathstarpolitics @dee_marie10 I can't believe how popular our little hidden gem is that's awesome! Been coming here for like 20 years lol 4w
  •   nugggget520 Ahh you're making me miss Saratoga so much. Enjoy 4w

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eapirozzi well that's rude... but I get it. 4w

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eapirozzi dogma. dog king. dog town. 1mon

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eapirozzi Oh hey there. pass the salt will ya buddy?

#NewYorkJets #JetsCamp #DayOne
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eapirozzi good morning Brooklyn. I don't miss you Long Island, you inconvenient sloth. 1mon

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eapirozzi all aboard the friendship. #seacliff #beachbbqseason 2mon

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eapirozzi what do you mean I can't have 376 bags of free popcorn?!?? #MetLife #MovieNight 2mon

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eapirozzi bitch don't kill my tide #hightide #riffraff 2mon

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  •   itsgenevieve I am so jealous it's not even funny. Favorite horse ever 3mon
  •   eapirozzi @itsgenevieve ahaha normally I wouldn't rub it in.... But it was absolutely amazing. Your jealousy is extremely appropriate lol 3mon

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eapirozzi "we're letting it happen organically" #theworst 3mon

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3mon eapirozzi
Perpetua Elizabeth Pirozzi
eapirozzi pretty sure I've never made a big deal of anyone's engagement before, but this is not regular. not only are these freaks two of my favorite individual humans, but they might be even more awesome as a team. I don't know two people who compliment each other's energy better than these kids. After everything you've both been through, I can't think of anyone more deserving of permanent happiness. Ps can you say Best. Wedding. EVER?? Love you weirdos, congrats @laurenbrossi @yoournamehere 3mon

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3mon eapirozzi
Crema Elizabeth Pirozzi
eapirozzi all I'm really missing is taco bell I guess... #wednesdayvibes 3mon
  •   jackiekatz What the F are you doing..... 3mon
  •   eapirozzi @jackiekatz ahaha that was my pregame, now I'm at the bar drinking wine - aka pulling a you, only clothed lol 3mon

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eapirozzi Welcome to The Matt Cave. #MattHarvey #DarkKnight 3mon

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eapirozzi #tbt to the time my best friend and I predicted each other's orders and just split everything (aka what we do every fuckin time we're at the diner now). she's my favorite. mozzarella sticks, close second. #19yearsofweird #canwehavesomemoreketchup? 4mon

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eapirozzi "wanna see my party trick?" #pipetalk #brianandbryan #theft 4mon

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  •   gfeebs119 Errthing ok over there? 4mon
  •   eapirozzi @lillybob19 ahahah yeah honestly no idea how it happened, it was all cracked yesterday and exploded this morning, it was kind of awesome lol 4mon
  •   gfeebs119 @eapirozzi oh man I thought u were practicing your best tanaka impression 4mon
  •   eapirozzi @lillybob19 *matt harvey impression 4mon
  •   jimburgia Hahahaha papa roach broken home 4mon

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