22h eapirozzi
Normal Elizabeth Pirozzi
eapirozzi wow, happy 30TH birthday to my silly stepbrother @cousin_phil - stay weird man. #toocuteforfilters #thosehaircutsthough 22h
  •   ltd2 I can't even.... 19h
  •   cousin_phil Haha this is amazing! Thanks Lizzie! 17h

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eapirozzi perfecting the art of fake blood hand placement #creeptastic #spooktacular 5d

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eapirozzi not paying for the Giants home opener >>>>> #giants #cardinals #sundayfunday 1mon

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eapirozzi New York, I love ya like no other 1mon

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eapirozzi my little pony party face 1mon

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2mon eapirozzi
Rise Elizabeth Pirozzi
eapirozzi because shots and all night dance parties and saying it in real life doesn't count unless it's on the interwebz apparently - happy birthday to my favorite dirtbag space cadet creep of nature, and very bestest guy @jimburgia. He's old, he's weird, and damnnnnnn he can rock a purse. Get after it JSkillz. #tooweirdtolive 2mon

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2mon eapirozzi
Lo-fi Elizabeth Pirozzi
eapirozzi ok slightly better seats than last time... and free? Pshhhhh Bye Feliciaaaaaa #heyDerek #yankees #redsox 2mon

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eapirozzi oh, Roger Federer for free? ok. #Federer #UsOpen 2mon
  •   newyarkcity Sick 2mon
  •   deepsky24mdna Damned good seats. Hope he starts playing better. (And that it stops pouring.) 2mon
  •   eapirozzi @deepsky24mdna yeah the flood gates opened about 2 minutes after I took that lol. maybe the delay will help remind RF that he's a tennis player and not just a ridiculously handsome headband model. 2mon

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eapirozzi slightly different view than usual #welcomehome first fan game since 2011, threatening the life of every pitcher who throws inside to Jeter. I will find you..... #yankees #whitesox #sickerthanyouraverageshortstop 2mon

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eapirozzi I NEED THE SMELL OF SUMMER, I NEED ITS NOISES IN MY EAR #BrandNew #ModestMouse #WereAdults 2mon

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3mon eapirozzi
Sutro Elizabeth Pirozzi
eapirozzi tough tuesday. 3mon

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eapirozzi happy birthday to this beautiful faux-brit @jackiehendersonn - you are a magnificent land-mermaid sunflower kiwi. get it, jackie burkhart. 3mon

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eapirozzi propellers rip off heads and blood splatters EVERYWHERE, so wear a smock. 3mon

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eapirozzi shopping is hard #ikea #cinnabon #wherestheballpit 4mon

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4mon eapirozzi
Mayfair Elizabeth Pirozzi
eapirozzi I inherited DNA from this guy. I regret nothing. Happy #FathersDay 4mon

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eapirozzi happy birthday fancy faceeee 4mon
  •   eapirozzi "little brother" 25 you're so old and weird!! 4mon
  •   imaperez Thanks love, you're the weirdest ! 4mon

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5mon eapirozzi
Earlybird Elizabeth Pirozzi
eapirozzi feels like just yesterday we were dancing at your wedding, dissecting the Yankees pitching problems, and having my first (and second and third..) cosmopolitan at your persistent behest (you're right of course). I'll never understand or fully accept why the sweetest member of our family isn't here anymore. And while it feels wrong and unfair and illogical - I also feel grateful. grateful that my dad had such a wonderful best friend for 61 years. grateful that my cousin had a father who raised him to be an incredible man. grateful that I knew you at all. love ya uncle Jeff, you'll be missed always. 5mon

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eapirozzi you sneak candy into movie theaters?? REAL MATURE. whoops. #godzilla #extraketchup 5mon

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eapirozzi this is what happens when you lose a bet on #tbt...... photo cred to my favorite stalker @caitlinmaloney 5mon

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