dylanaconda merry christmas eve feat. christmas pj's #sleigh 1d

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dylanaconda this was literally some of the best weather I've ever experienced and it's so crappy where I live now and ugh bottom line is life is not fair // #london #londoneye 4d
  •   kristi1296 Actually thought you were in London for a second and was about to ask you to meet up hahah. Miss you! Hope you're doing well. :) Long time no seeeee. 4d
  •   dylanaconda @kristi1296 haha, that would have been so cool! One of these days, we'll be able to meet up miss you too!! 3d

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dylanaconda Watch out roads, here I come!!!(; #vroomvroom 😈🚘 7d

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dylanaconda home for break, seems like someone missed me (hint: read the words next to number 1, then 2, then 3) 4w

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dylanaconda happy halloweekend from your neighborhood-friendly McDonald's worker, redneck, Siracha bottle, and sailor 2mon
  •   wenuridesilva Still think you should have gone as nicki minaj 2mon
  •   avoh.gif He's missing two very important parts of that costume @wenurii haha 2mon

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dylanaconda my sleeping babies. //#fallbreak 2mon

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dylanaconda aw look at me making friends #BuschGardensDay 3mon

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dylanaconda I mean, college is pretty cool I guess, mondays aren't tho 4mon

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dylanaconda How to: break the news to your mother that you spent an unnecessary amount of money on textbooks 4mon

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dylanaconda Why didn't I pick a college where they let you keep pets with you in the dorms? #MoveInDay 4mon
  •   iamsmupton I ask myself that everyday 4mon
  •   dylanaconda @iamsmupton I mean he legitimately sleeps all day so it's not like he's be a problem 4mon
  •   iamsmupton Exactly! They told us we could get a fish or a turtle but it's just not the same 4mon

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dylanaconda eat the cake, anna mae; i said, "eat the cake, anna mae" #homemade 4mon

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dylanaconda Was tempted to opt for a nicer picture, but... eh. He has his moments. 4mon

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dylanaconda Post-workout meal. #pizza #pizzaislife 5mon

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Normal Dylan Patrick
dylanaconda *ignores judging stares from elderly white neighbors* 5mon

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dylanaconda "cute" photo as requested by @_thisara_. Happy birthday gurl, stay classy️I'm winning, btw. Catch up. 5mon

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dylanaconda So Paramore was pretty rad. 5mon
  •   margiii_dc I hate you...' 5mon
  •   dylanaconda @margiii_dc you could have totally come with me if you were here man.... 5mon
  •   margiii_dc Not my fault I have to wait for the stupid visa here In eu...-.- 5mon

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dylanaconda Miracles really do exist: just won free tickets to the Paramore/Fall Out Boy Monumentour concert, featuring the New Politics!!!! Beyond stoked! #GodIsReal 5mon

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dylanaconda Met @realandyleo from Crown The Empire at Warped Tour today! Cool shit 5mon

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