dustinswank I wish you all could've heard the shrieking excitement when my wife realized that she could make our dogs in The Sims 3. 1d

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dustinswank What a tool... 4d

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dustinswank Tomorrow is the big day. 1w

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dustinswank Not feeling good... 2w

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dustinswank Today on Chef Swank's (coffee) table:
3 eggs, scrambled with black pepper, garlic powder, and sharp cheddar, with light Chic-fil-a Polynesian sauce drizzle. Serve with buttered toast.
3w

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dustinswank Waiting out the rain in the car... 4w

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dustinswank @sarahpope1013 I love you. @paigecaylor I love you. @heathermcourtney I love you. 4w

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dustinswank Definitely how to wash a kitten... 1mon
  •   marlainadking I take my animals in the shower with me. It may be less traumatizing than full submersion. 1mon

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dustinswank "Nah, it's about our heritage." 2mon
  •   m.finfrock Of course this was on the front page as well. 2mon

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dustinswank Buckley is hanging out in the bathroom while I take a shower. I'm pretending it's not because I'm all he has left when @kristencoffey is out of town. 2mon

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dustinswank BBQed bologna, by Jim "BBQed Bologna" King 2mon

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dustinswank "I've been married to your Nanny a looong time, and she's usually right about most things... I hate that shit." 2mon

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dustinswank "When I look at that wood right there, you know what I see? A hundred dollar bill." 2mon

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dustinswank "Ay Darrell, we still on for the Alcoa Walmart parking lot Saturday? Bout 5:45?" "Hail yeah. And remember... Dixie AND The Gadsden. Dixie ANNND The Gadsden. All o' yuns." 2mon

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dustinswank If you're gonna play with kids in the pool, understand the likelihood of taking a knee to the face. #summerslam 2mon

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