dongmask Smoothie-ing like a BOSS. #jambababy 5d

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dongmask Sunday Drives with Slag. #transformers #g1transformers #80stoys 3w

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dongmask I've seen a lot of weird shit at thrift stores in my life, but an unopened box of vintage Kleenex is waaaay up there. #Kleenex #thrifting 1mon

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dongmask Beef Flag. Rollins' least known project. #beefflag #itswhatsfordinner 1mon
  •   cubedsquare I was pretty disappointed that #beefflag wasn't a more popular hashtag. 1mon
  •   jakeanger We're both on the same wavelength apparently 1mon

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dongmask Vader's looked better. #starwars 1mon

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dongmask Went thrifting last weekend and randomly found a tape from the video store that raised me. *a single, giant, quivering tear wells up in my eye* #adventurelandvideo #vhs #vhscu #thrifting #videostore 1mon

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dongmask Today was a "double-fistin' pats of butter at lunch" kinda day. #radbaby #greatparents #fuckyoubutterisdelicious 1mon

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dongmask Bubbie got a little "blood of the lamb" on his pants. #EASTERPROBLEMS 2mon

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dongmask She may not look like much, but this beauty traveled all the way from Milwaukee today (courtesy of @jackiroxxx) to live in my stomach. I love you Kopp's--you're unfuckwithable. #KOPPS #milwaukeesbest #unfuckwithable 2mon

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dongmask My Son the Genius. 2mon

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dongmask I KNEW being cheap would pay off eventually!! 2mon

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dongmask Record SHOPPIN' with Pops. #radbaby 2mon

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dongmask Passed out whilst reading "The Classics" #hulkamania #hulkamaniac #radbaby 2mon

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dongmask Today's Car Jamz are brought to you by--Freshman Year of High School. My mom had to drive me thirty-five miles JUST so I could listen to "On A Rope" on a loop for a month. #rftc #rocketfromthecrypt #camelotmusic #freshmanyear #imold 2mon

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dongmask At 4.99, my local Goodwill tested my immense Kenny Rogers love to its limits. #roasters #whatconditionmyconditionisin #kennyrogers #sexyasfuck #goodwill 2mon

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dongmask Bring Me The Head of Austin Powers. #yeahbaby #ohbehave 3mon

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dongmask My dancing Diet Coke can is all danced out. #dietcoke #80s 3mon

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dongmask Yes, I saw the Mike Love Beach Boys at the casino. Yes, I was the youngest person there by a long shot. And fuck y'all, it was GREAT. #beachboys #casinolyfe #youcanstillsmokeinsidehere #thisgirlcan 3mon

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dongmask Try A New Soda Tuesdays!!. Almdudler: kinda boozy, kinda citrus-y, but also kind of HERB-y. It's like washing down a handful of multivitamins with a Sprite.
Good for: people who get off on correctly pronouncing things like this in normal conversation to annoy others. People who wish Sprite had more of a "grass aftertaste". Score: 7/10 Surges.
#almdudler #tryanewsodatuesdays #soda
3mon

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dongmask I've made QUITE a few questionable purchases in my life, but this Howard the Duck bobble head is certainly not one of them. #howardtheduck #marvel #gotg #funko #pop #funkopop 3mon

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