dongmask All Hail Computron. Proof you can make any word sound ominously futuristic by putting "tron" at the end. Bunnytron. Pussytron. Chinese Buffetron. #transformers #g1 #computron 2w

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dongmask Big Birds been hitting the coke again. #cokedoutmuppets 3w

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dongmask Fresh 2 DETH: 1984. 1mon
  •   welvis It's been an hour since the illest photo ever was posted on Instagram and I'm still reeling. 1mon

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dongmask My mom has been making this same bunny cake every Easter for as long as I can remember. I love it. #bunnycake 1mon

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dongmask Your eyes AREN'T deceiving you. That is TWENTY-FOUR PINTS of the Universe's Greatest Ice Cream hand delivered by @matthall1111 Don't worry guys, he's already applied for sainthood--we've got the Pope coming over soon to bless this ice cream and get down on some Cookies n' Cream. #braums #imabouttogetwayfatter 2mon

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dongmask Heaven. #surge 2mon

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dongmask Two pepper jack and bacon grilled cheeses are the only buns I need! #ihatemyself 2mon

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dongmask My mother-in-law apparently still has "plans" for these "bananas" that don't involve the trash can. Thank God we're coming home today!! #blackbananas #mil 2mon

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dongmask It's nice to see that my mother in law is still hoarding 30+ year old GIANT cans of bacon bits! #expiredfood #holyshit 3mon
  •   trashnite This is beautiful. Did you make an attempt at eating them? 3mon
  •   trashnite I only ask because, duh, I would've 3mon
  •   dongmask Adam, not only did I make an ATTEMPT, I was DUPED into eating them BEFORE the can was made public! 3mon
  •   dosporuna O.M.G................ Why? 3mon

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dongmask Fuckin' MONDAYS, riiiiiiiiiight?? #radbaby #monsterhoodie #sombrerowang 3mon
  •   louglue Monday's are rough. 3mon
  •   lilwoolybooger Ha! I like his Donald Duck no pants style! 🙃 3mon
  •   dongmask I know! He's mid Potty Training Armageddon 2016, so it's easier to just leave him bottomless! 3mon
  •   dongmask I also just noticed that the tip of his babydong is peeking out from in between the sombrero tassels. Hope I don't get flagged! 3mon

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dongmask Johnny on the Spot's logo is on POINT! I love it! #portapotties #portapotty #johnnyonthespot 3mon

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dongmask The Cheez-it harvest was light this fall. Hopefully grandpappy makes it through the freeze. Tell Enos that we had to put down Rusty, and that Aunt Edith has scarlet fever. Sincerely, Thatcher. #cheezitharvest #cheezfiend #matchboxcars #cheezeits 4mon

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dongmask I've come to accept the fact that my son will never love me as much as he loves Cheez-its. #cheezeits #cheezfiend #radbaby 4mon

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dongmask Wearing new Vader jammies while pressing every button on his new Star Wars sound book--homie is SET. #starwars #radbaby w/ @jennyoyoyoyo 4mon

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dongmask Don't ever tell Corinne that her tooth isn't ready to come out. She will prove you wrong in gruesome fashion. #bloodytooth #babyteeth 4mon

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dongmask My mother-in-law just went to the liquor store and came home with a bottle of Mad Dog. No she is not a hobo. #bumwine #mymotherinlawisawino 4mon
  •   eventhebear i had that for my bday. i think the orange is also the highest alc content 4mon
  •   jvbecker85 That shit gives anyone diarrhea... 4mon

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dongmask Still shitting. I'm not sure I can handle actually WATCHING this movie. #theforceawakens #starwars #amcstudio30 5mon
  •   evansaathoff It's good! 5mon
  •   trashnite You handled it just fine, never fussed or peed, I'm so proud of my little man 5mon

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dongmask This is HAPPENING. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S HERE! I'M GONNA PEE! #starwars #theforceawakens 5mon

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