dj_calorie The whole fur squad snoozing on one ottoman. #Crosbythecat #shamustheboxer #RubyDoo #babyboxer 2w

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dj_calorie Me and #RubyDoo out for an adventure #Boxer 2w

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dj_calorie If only I could get #libertyannabelle in this nap pile. #dadxcrew #dadxlife 2w

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dj_calorie Rice Krispie treat from the Lord @dcoon13 he brought me a bunch and yeah those are pistachios in there.... Best shit ever #krispietreats #lordcoondoesitinakrispietreat 2w
  •   markkeinz Try making them with fruity pebbles. 2w
  •   dj_calorie @markkeinz yeah I have been down that road... So good almost any cereal bar I will eat. Golden graham bars are also on point! 2w
  •   markkeinz Gotta try golden grahams 2w

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dj_calorie Little jammer from today. #machineshopshit #manshit #merica 2w

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dj_calorie This was my breakfast. It was a potato... Sice dude sold a photo of a tater for a milli this one with eggs and pico has to be worth 1.75 million. Right @matburks 2w
  •   allliebe Yum! Where did you get it? Deets! 2w
  •   dj_calorie @allliebe i made it I had a bunch of leftovers some potato some pico and when to town 2w

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dj_calorie #libertyannabelle sure is easy to love. What a cute, great baby. #dadxlife #dadxcrew @shellymcbastard 3w

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dj_calorie Ruby Doo using old man Shamus as a headrest. #boxers 3w

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dj_calorie Me and my team watching the Denver game. #boxers #fucktombrady 3w

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dj_calorie #libertyannabelle cheesin in her vintage @harleydavidson shirt that belonged to her mama @shellymcbastard when she was a kid from #freedomharley in Denver Colorado #dadxcrew #dadxlife 3w

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dj_calorie There she is gents and gems... My fresh turd chair. #santagotmeashitter yes that's a whisper close bemis seat... Also you would be correct is you assumed the buttons on top are for a light flush or heavy flush. #dadxcrew #fucktombrady #dadxlife thanks to @shellymcbastard for being making sure my holidays were bright. 4w

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dj_calorie #libertyannabelle heading to dream land with her Chameleon "Cam Newton" hahaha #dadxlife #dadxcrew 4w

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dj_calorie #libertyannabelle wanted me to get in her selfie. We're listening to hardcore and making fun of political candidates. #sundayfunday 4w

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dj_calorie Saturday hustle with the og @matburks 4w

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dj_calorie 18 months ago the wife (@shellymcbastard ) finished baking this little muffin! Love you #libertyannabelle 1mon

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dj_calorie Me and the lovely @shellymcbastard at her work holiday party tonight. She's a stone cold fox and I always wear hats. It was formal but I prefer to not wear a tie cause fuck ties. #bestwife #purplerain #tattattattedup #silliness 1mon

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dj_calorie #youlyingtome #truthextractor #truthextractingtuesday cool little cutter from my super homie @matburks # 1mon

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dj_calorie I told her it was a new year and #libertyannabelle got pumped. Best wishes in the new year to all my homies out there. #dadxlife #dadxcrew 1mon

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dj_calorie #libertyannabelle walking around in moms shoes on Christmas Day!!!! She proves it! They are hard to fill! Thanks for a great Christmas and all you did and do! Ps I got 30 on the tiny dog. #Christmas #momoftheyear #holiday #dadprettymuchtooknapsandate #dadxcrew #dadxlife @shellymcbastard 2mon

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