dinahjd Headlines tell me science can now explain Resting Bitch Face. Haven't read the articles yet but here is my hypothesis: If a person must be awake, then Resting Bitch Face. 6d

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dinahjd MFW the rules of the organized snowball fights are too oppressive 2w

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dinahjd The blizzard is starting here in Bloomingdale!!!!! 3w

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dinahjd As a proud Walgreens Balance Rewards member, I'm excited for this opportunity to further the positive, upbeat image of the brand within my own social networks. Recently I visited the famed Hollywood, California and enjoyed a trip to a beautiful Walgreens store. While most Walgreens are not quite this extravagant, I assure you your experience will be just as pleasant as mine was - who knew errands could be so fun?! Thank you Walgreens for a very special in-store experience and I look forward to my next visit to any of your locations but especially the lovely one at Sunset and Vine.
#latergram #backatworkgram #Walgreens #WalgreensofIG @walgreens
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dinahjd The Broad did it for the Instagram 4w

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dinahjd Choosing the quickest path out of the nation's capital's German-American cemetery at sundown. 1mon

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dinahjd We go the entire season without an issue but I have the tree up even a day after the 12th day of Christmas and all of a sudden I've got a cat-shaped Scrooge on my hands.
#BTK #BillyTheKitty
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dinahjd NOW the holidays are over 1mon
  •   dinahjd Yes I put a filter on my trash 1mon
  •   dinahjd No this is not the first pic of my trash 1mon
  •   dajsupanick History will remember you as a great American who had the courage to beautify Instagram posts of trash. 1mon
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  •   ddanadd But actually Christmas ended when I ate my last ginger cookie. This morning. For 2nd breakfast. 1mon

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dinahjd "Hey Dinah, how was your Christmas?"
"It was great; got to hang out with my nephews, they're super cute, so that was fun."
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dinahjd May your days be this merry, bright 2mon

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dinahjd Happy day to you, yours 2mon

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dinahjd Advice sought: the white elephant gift I got for my office holiday party fits so perfectly in the Sephora bag but it is not from Sephora. It's still a good gift though. I work in an office of women so I don't wanna make any enemies by misleading people, although some might say that's the fun of a white elephant. So... do I have to identify this gift is not from Sephora or not? This could play out in soooo many ways. Omg 2mon

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dinahjd Though it might take a few lunch breaks to get through, I decided I should finally try to understand this crazy city I call home.

#DC #politics #talkaboutanimalfarmhuh
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dinahjd Hanging out with my boss who's co-hosting the 9th annual #JewRockMarathon on @DC101. I came for the latkes, I stayed so I can use #ShiksaInTheStudio
#JRM
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dinahjd That a problem, punk?

#NYT
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  •   estebanproblems #redcup is more important 3mon
  •   ka_feil89 Two points: Firstly, I wouldn't want some old man I don't know coming up and kissing my baby. I don't care if he's a presidential hopeful. Just no. Secondly, as a person who goes to church every Sunday, I don't know a single person who gives a ruby rat's you know what about Starbucks holiday cups. I saw this meme that said, "If coffee cups define your Christmas, honey it's you who needs Jesus." Amen to that. 3mon

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dinahjd We've only ever seen each other in low light

#areyoudresseduporjustcool #halloween #latergram
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dinahjd Happy Halloween from my sister W.I.T.C.H.! (Maybe my favorite piece of feminist history is the work by the Women's International Terrorist Conspiracy from Hell. W.I.T.C.H. The more you know.) 3mon

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dinahjd This is just a regular old #tbt of costumed men I know and it is only a coincidence that they have a show called Space Mistakes on Friday, Oct. 30 at 8:00 p.m. at Big Hunt in D.C. for $5 featuring special guests I like. 3mon

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dinahjd Asking the hand god for mercy.

I destroyed my two this weekend lifting and moving boxes from my old apartment to my new one, and then again when I ambitiously tried to go clean slate with clippers, a file, and a cuticle cutter.

Hurt hands hurt at all times, during all tasks. Hurt hands are all I can think about.

My question: does anyone know how many times I have to sing that Jewel song before the hand healing starts?

#hands
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