dimplemonkey Scenes from an #ItalianRestaurant 4d

» LOG IN to write comment.

» LOG IN to write comment.

dimplemonkey This #ant climbed the equivalent of ten #burjkhalifa buildings stacked on top of each other this #morning. I've barely accomplished climbing out of bed. Bring it, #Monday! #demotivational #tree #onlyantscanjudgeme 3w

» LOG IN to write comment.

dimplemonkey My #foodpics may not look pretty but then again they'll look worse in the end whether I eat it or not! #pineapple #banana #orange #cuties #Fujiapple 1mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

dimplemonkey Things have come to a #crossroads. 3mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

dimplemonkey This is supposed to be reassuring. #windows10 4mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

dimplemonkey On top of #spaghetti, all covered in soot,
#ATLTraffic is dank because I'm a lead foot.
4mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

» LOG IN to write comment.

dimplemonkey Ever since way back, I've always liked smooshing in the drink selection bubbles on the lids. It ranks second to bubble wrap.
#lid #sweettea #drink #thirsty #picoftheday
7mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

  •   tenilleavery Yeah... You're gonna need to turn in your man card buddy. 7mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

dimplemonkey Looks #blah doesn't it? Welcome to #monday, folks. 7mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

dimplemonkey So what was this #spider trying to catch in its #web? Deer?! Humans?! It's eight feet off the ground and almost four feet wide (just the main web part). 7mon
  •   tenilleavery That's a joke right? A sick, disturbing joke and not the work of some man eating devil spider right??? 7mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

dimplemonkey Hello #iPhone6SPlus. You came unexpectedly into my life. Your creator decided to sell you off in 24 affordable no interest payments. Your newer and faster processor is as quick as my decision to purchase you on day one. And no one mentioned your large 2GB of RAM that makes all the task switching issues melt away like tasty hydrogenated movie butter on a large tub of popcorn - squeezed out twice. Yes, we will be shooting 4K movie shorts in spite of a lack of 4K TV in my home. That's not the point. Yes, your forward facing camera has selfie flash but my grill is best suited for radio. You possess 3D touch but not a lot of apps to take advantage yet I will desire to peek and pop with the curiosity of a toddler. Yes, you are now under my care now. Our adventure begins... 7mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

dimplemonkey Goodbye #iPhone6Plus. Our relationship was quick. Too quick, perhaps. You've been taken good care of this past year but alas, #bendgate was a scar that never healed. So with opulent handling, you stayed flawless until a stronger and advanced replacement arrived on the scene. Now I shall put you #forsale to the highest bidder. It was meant to be. You will find a better home and your new owner, whomever it will be, will appreciate what I've done on your behalf. Farewell to thee! 7mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

» LOG IN to write comment.