detroitdph Half coaster/Half ashtray
#FuckYoCouch #superbowl50
4d

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detroitdph How the Woman tricks me into trying on female chest torture devices. #Trickery #candy #Whatchumacallit 6d

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detroitdph Bacon wrapped stuffed-chicken with red-skinned potatoes and asparagus. #PunkRockBettyCrocker 1w

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detroitdph Look at this guy that I just found outside! #SpringIsComing 2w

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detroitdph @classyredhead86 look what I found while cleaning the Woman's basement. 2w

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detroitdph The boyfriend's dog has determined that my #DarthVader blanket that the bff gave me for #xmas is his now. 3w

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detroitdph I reject your reality and submit my own.
#oreos #baking #badass
2mon

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detroitdph Found a beer that expires on my 30th birthday 2mon
  •   panscaper56 Where were you last night, young lady 2mon
  •   detroitdph Club FT, harassing the bf. 2mon

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detroitdph The Mewcifer defeating the whole purpose to the winter window wraps. 2mon

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detroitdph Part of your world... 4mon

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detroitdph It's Perfect! Can't believe she got here sooo quickly. #SNL #DanaCarvey #Hmmm #Satan #ChurchLady 4mon
  •   maxblackheart Of course I got it there quick. You are important! Thank you once again for supporting my art. 4mon

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