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Valencia Despair, Inc.
despairinc missed deadlines, springbank 'you're all i've got tonight' scotch, and endless new Despair store testing... - #despairinc #springbank #deadlines #dammit 2y

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X-Pro II Despair, Inc.

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Amaro Despair, Inc.
despairinc the Despair holiday mailer is finally done and en route to Quad... (time to crack open a bottle of something flammable.) - #despairinc #scotch #pageaday #catalog #quadprinting 2y

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Kelvin Despair, Inc.
despairinc Amp is turning up the volume... - #amplifier #despairinc #orders #pickpack #monitor 2y

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despairinc Despair holiday catalog cover (or 'how to piss off hundreds of thousands of people with instantly-rescinded promises of free shipping and other bitter gags') #despairinc #catalog #baitandswitch #pessimist #freeshipping 2y

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  •   judharris That office looks pretty nice looking through that glass 2y
  •   despairinc RE: Jud - everything looks nice through that glass. 2y

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despairinc despair 3.0 nears - #despairinc 2y

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Lo-fi Despair, Inc.
despairinc "Discovery at Area 51" - Another tragic ending for the reader of "Lose Your Own Adventure" book 1: "Who Killed John F. Kennedy?" - #loseyourownadventure #despairinc #whokilledjfk #jfk #area51 #moonlanding #conspiracy #chooseyourownadventure 2y

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despairinc despair is taking the page-a-day calendar to the meta level - #despairinc #pageaday #pessimist #calendar #2013 #scotch #epic 2y

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Lo-fi Despair, Inc.
despairinc size chart on the new despair store - #despairinc #realtalk #tshirt #despairwear 2y
  •   antipoet I eagerly await hearing about the angry calls from 3XL wearers... 2y

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despairinc Will you stand up against evil in your quest to solve the Kennedy Assassination? Great! (Prepare to get beaten, horribly murdered... Or worse...) - #despairinc #loseyourownadventure #jfk #parody #bullying #whokilledjfk #chooseyourownadventure 2y

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despairinc "Who Killed John F. Kennedy?" - a 'Lose Your Own Adventure' book from Despair.com. Coming this December. Really. #despairinc #arlenspecter #magicbullet #jfk #chooseyourownadventure #parody 2y

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despairinc t-minus one week... the new Despair store. #despairinc #website #overdue 2y
  •   antipoet "What?! It, it, it has a SEARCH FEATURE?! You damn sellouts! I knew you were just about the money in the end!" 2y

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despairinc I've got a drinking problem... (I'm out of scotch, but this debate goes on...) - #despairinc #laphroaig #drinkingproblem #scotch #debate #whisky 2y

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despairinc beauty is only skin deep... #despairinc #beauty #facts #pageaday #pessimist 2y

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  •   antipoet It's okay. As long as you've still got that Lagavulin, you'll still have friends who care. 2y

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