darwynstheory Aerosmith lives. #BenIOweYou 17h

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darwynstheory Oh hey Steven. #iloveBenAndTrudy 17h

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darwynstheory Glasses or nah? 2w

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darwynstheory Repost from Viking turned actor @derektheler. 4w

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darwynstheory So far, so weird! Much love to everyone who has tuned in for @socialtronlive! 4w

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darwynstheory SocialTron Live is officially a GO. Big thanks to @Twitch for putting me & @GregGrunberg on the front page tonight. 2mon

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darwynstheory In bloom 2mon

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darwynstheory The lifecycle of your night when you drink too much Redbull & Vodka. Note the moment when you realize what complete & total mistake you've made of your life. 2mon

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darwynstheory Thank you to #criticschoice hosts @samontv & @JessicaKTLA for indulging our red carpet antics last night. Almost no one got arrested, so we got that going for us. 2mon

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darwynstheory "I like that it looks like we have halos." - Billy Bob Thornton moments after winning at the #criticschoice 2mon

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darwynstheory The eye of the storm... or apple of my eye... Maybe even apple of the storm. I dunno. #CriticsChoice 2mon

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darwynstheory Just snuck in backstage so we can see Matthew Macaroni from Truth Ducktective. Ooo kill em #criticschoice 2mon

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darwynstheory The #CriticsChoice is about to get weird. @heathhussar @zanehijazi 2mon

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darwynstheory There isn't a day that I don't hear your laugh or see your perfectly imperfect smile. Thank you for the beautiful journey that you've given me. When I see you on the next road, look for me in your rear view mirror, I'll be following your lead. 2mon

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darwynstheory Thanks to the @SeattleWeekly & the generally decent @MattDriscoll for getting weird. 3mon

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darwynstheory Had a sexy face contest today during our @getstrut shoot. Pretty sure I nailed it. 3mon

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darwynstheory Shout out to all the mommas for doing what they do when they do what they do 365 days a year, not just today. Bonus Survey: Do I look like my mom? 3mon

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darwynstheory Do you even week 1 bro? #Coachella 4mon

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