darwynstheory Repost from Viking turned actor @derektheler. 2d

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darwynstheory So far, so weird! Much love to everyone who has tuned in for @socialtronlive! 3d

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darwynstheory SocialTron Live is officially a GO. Big thanks to @Twitch for putting me & @GregGrunberg on the front page tonight. 3w

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darwynstheory In bloom 1mon

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darwynstheory The lifecycle of your night when you drink too much Redbull & Vodka. Note the moment when you realize what complete & total mistake you've made of your life. 1mon

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darwynstheory Thank you to #criticschoice hosts @samontv & @JessicaKTLA for indulging our red carpet antics last night. Almost no one got arrested, so we got that going for us. 1mon

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darwynstheory "I like that it looks like we have halos." - Billy Bob Thornton moments after winning at the #criticschoice 1mon

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darwynstheory The eye of the storm... or apple of my eye... Maybe even apple of the storm. I dunno. #CriticsChoice 1mon

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darwynstheory Just snuck in backstage so we can see Matthew Macaroni from Truth Ducktective. Ooo kill em #criticschoice 1mon

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darwynstheory The #CriticsChoice is about to get weird. @heathhussar @zanehijazi 1mon

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darwynstheory There isn't a day that I don't hear your laugh or see your perfectly imperfect smile. Thank you for the beautiful journey that you've given me. When I see you on the next road, look for me in your rear view mirror, I'll be following your lead. 1mon

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darwynstheory Thanks to the @SeattleWeekly & the generally decent @MattDriscoll for getting weird. 2mon

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darwynstheory Had a sexy face contest today during our @getstrut shoot. Pretty sure I nailed it. 2mon

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darwynstheory Shout out to all the mommas for doing what they do when they do what they do 365 days a year, not just today. Bonus Survey: Do I look like my mom? 2mon

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darwynstheory Do you even week 1 bro? #Coachella 3mon

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darwynstheory #Coachella as of right meow 4mon

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darwynstheory The sure-fire way to make it into a book is to make the author feel like an "idiot." Congrats @humorcode team http://bit.ly/hc-azn 4mon

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darwynstheory Staring out of an airplane, thinking about lonely rocks. 4mon

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