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Mayfair Darwyn Metzger
darwynstheory Why is @sarahzurell so hot? 2mon

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darwynstheory Proud to be an ABEARICAN. 2mon

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darwynstheory Finally a holiday I can fully get behind. Happy National Dog Day! 2mon
  •   psa2 Oh dear is that CUTE! 2mon
  •   penswild87 Awe!!! That's adorable! 2mon

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darwynstheory Aerosmith lives. #BenIOweYou 2mon

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darwynstheory Oh hey Steven. #iloveBenAndTrudy 2mon

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Lo-fi Darwyn Metzger
darwynstheory Glasses or nah? 3mon

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Normal Darwyn Metzger
darwynstheory Repost from Viking turned actor @derektheler. 3mon

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darwynstheory So far, so weird! Much love to everyone who has tuned in for @socialtronlive! 3mon

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darwynstheory SocialTron Live is officially a GO. Big thanks to @Twitch for putting me & @GregGrunberg on the front page tonight. 4mon

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darwynstheory In bloom 4mon

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darwynstheory The lifecycle of your night when you drink too much Redbull & Vodka. Note the moment when you realize what complete & total mistake you've made of your life. 4mon

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darwynstheory Thank you to #criticschoice hosts @samontv & @JessicaKTLA for indulging our red carpet antics last night. Almost no one got arrested, so we got that going for us. 4mon

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darwynstheory "I like that it looks like we have halos." - Billy Bob Thornton moments after winning at the #criticschoice 4mon

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darwynstheory The eye of the storm... or apple of my eye... Maybe even apple of the storm. I dunno. #CriticsChoice 4mon

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darwynstheory Just snuck in backstage so we can see Matthew Macaroni from Truth Ducktective. Ooo kill em #criticschoice 4mon

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darwynstheory The #CriticsChoice is about to get weird. @heathhussar @zanehijazi 4mon

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darwynstheory There isn't a day that I don't hear your laugh or see your perfectly imperfect smile. Thank you for the beautiful journey that you've given me. When I see you on the next road, look for me in your rear view mirror, I'll be following your lead. 4mon

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Hefe Darwyn Metzger
darwynstheory Thanks to the @SeattleWeekly & the generally decent @MattDriscoll for getting weird. 5mon

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