darwynstheory Bandana
Unnecessarily popped collar
Survival grimace
2w

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darwynstheory Beach dog came and made himself at home on our towels. No biggie. 2w

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darwynstheory Looks like I've got a stalker. Hawaii you cray. 2w

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darwynstheory This is the sound of the largest political story not being covered by the mass media. #bernie2016 3w
  •   darwynstheory @dj_rasmussen no, a local news station doesn't count. This should be the top story of every major national news program. 3w
  •   loganburdick How was he? 3w
  •   darwynstheory @loganburdick Methodical. Honest. Real. He isn't going to win any beauty pageants & people would probably rather have a beer with Vince Vaughn, but damn does he have it underneath the hood. He isn't a politician. He really does nothing for political gain. In fact when he is ahead of the curve (which he is, on virtually every issue he's ever spoken out on) he tends to get non stop political flack & he doesn't flinch. The crowd there was the most electric I've ever seen at a political rally and I've attended many for Obama pre and post 08'. In other words, I'm officially a believer. 3w

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darwynstheory Ruff day at the office. 4w

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darwynstheory Went to a bootleg Bart Simpson show & then some old guy showed up. 1mon

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darwynstheory We only came here to strike some poses & drink some beer. Looks like we're almost out of beer... 1mon

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darwynstheory BAEbes. 2mon
  •   imnphoto "I just need some personal space right now" 1mon

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darwynstheory The moment when you try to escape from your humans, but you underestimate the girth of your head. #bowiethebeauty problems. 2mon

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darwynstheory Thank you to all of the friends & family who made yesterday so amazing. Special thanks to @sarahzurell for baking this magical strawberry cake & for putting up with me in general. 2mon
  •   moonshire HBD my friend! 2mon
  •   mateohair Awww. Happy Birthday!!! 2mon
  •   marina.hu0515 Happy Birthday 2mon
  •   olive.the.boston.terror Happy Birthday from Olive!!! We are continuing on to Montana today to help protect the buffalo at Yellowstone. More fun pics to come. What an Amazing company you've created! Congrats! 2mon

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darwynstheory I know today you would've been watching the big race on TV, asking mom to bring you a sandwich and a Pepsi. But now, you get to watch us all as we live in your memory and strive to make you proud, not just today, but everyday. See you at the next pitstop. Happy Father's Day. 2mon

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darwynstheory This weekend was a beautiful roller coaster. Thanks to @sarahzurell & @bowiethebeauty for taking the ride, even if it was longer than any of us expected. 3mon

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Sierra Darwyn Metzger
darwynstheory My babes. 3mon

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darwynstheory That'll do Puig... You see what I did right there?
Jk, he's not even playing.
That won't do Puig...
4mon

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darwynstheory #modernmillennial is the new white, which is the new black, which seems ironic somehow, but I don't know what irony is and I can only see the colors red, yellow & occasionally plum, so I'm really not quite sure. 4mon

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darwynstheory So many babes (@sarahzurell & #BowieTheBeauty). 4mon

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darwynstheory Couldn't have asked for a better 4 years with this angel. 5mon

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darwynstheory Unshackled! #BowieTheBeauty 5mon

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darwynstheory Spay the Bae. #BowieTheBeauty 6mon
  •   chewy_the_wookie Ohnooo... 5mon
  •   dee_lil_hellraiser That cone and face 5mon
  •   chaserthebordercollie She wears it well! 5mon
  •   the_waglab All fun and games till someone ends up in a cone! 5mon
  •   ms_ruffles Dawwwwww 4mon
  •   spot33 Pobrecillo... 4mon
  •   sharisrm Perro lámpara 2mon
  •   63wberlin My Schnauzer is wearing the same Cone currently. She looks so silly and cute. And for your information we have had several Yorkies during my life. They live to be about 16 years of age.... they are hearty and awesome dogs. 2mon

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