danny_hammer Lil ninja while waiting on hold with FedEx #art #corporateart 4d

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danny_hammer Happy birthday to @windovpain aka Uncle Terry aka Drunkle T. One of the best cotton techs in the game and one hell of a friend/travel companion. This was New Years I think and we were drinking champagne out of plastic cups and you were telling me a story about the last time you drank champagne. I believe the line was "it's a celebration" 4d
  •   windovpain Thanks Hammer love you and psyched to be hopping in the van soon. It WAS a celebration 4d

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danny_hammer That was a pretty wild night - drank an unclaimed fishbowl at the bar. @dandanstagram 6d

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danny_hammer #fbf pretty sure this was at back 2 school jam. Derping pretty hard. #incendiary 1w
  •   itsjennym so derp 1w
  •   bathtubedbie Dude, I saw a guy rocking an Incendiary shirt at the convention I worked this weekend. I asked to take a picture with him so I could send you evidence of radness. He told me to "Fuck off and stop riding dick". 6d
  •   bathtubedbie Not a picture but tough AF. 6d
  •   danny_hammer @bathtubedbie guy sounds like a tough SOB - should have dropped some clown shoes on him 4d
  •   bathtubedbie I danced in the street, with our knives to the sky. 4d
  •   clo_mags 2d

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danny_hammer Was going through my t-shirt reserves and found this classic gem. Thanks @adamtwentytwo #tcu 1w

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danny_hammer Nailed it 1w

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danny_hammer #tbt catching a quick snooze at #fyafest while @brendangroan watches over in approval 1w

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danny_hammer When the only other person in your department drops her 2 weeks notice and you're gonna have to do things by yourself until a new person gets hired 2w

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danny_hammer Still on my agenda 2w
  •   gleed23 Love it 2w
  •   karlos_stana 2w
  •   dayn_vigs Id be willing to lend a riff or two 2w
  •   poisdead Willing to reprise my Halloween role of "mastic pill head" to join. 2w
  •   rickishell Can't believe this was 4 years ago 2w
  •   kvnfvr Feels like yesterday 2w
  •   remix.to.ignition would listen 2w
  •   ryansweeney82 I've always wanted to start an ignorant Beatdown band called drillpress and sing about power tools. 2w

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danny_hammer Good news guys, found my pogs 2w
  •   kozbethyname Thank god 2w
  •   tykingtheviking I used to be so into those. Why? Couldn't give you one good reason. 2w
  •   chublove I found mine and my slammers the other day too ! Mostly WWJD ones. Ya know. 2w
  •   robbiejacob 2w
  •   xkarax I have mine at my parents' house! Complete with an OJ Simpson slammer that says "fry the juice" hahaha 2w
  •   colinzdh I play for keeps 2w
  •   shawn_kelleher Were they with your magic cards? 2w
  •   danny_hammer @shawn_kelleher actually no, I always know where my magic cards are cause I use them pretty frequently 2w

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danny_hammer 1) this is why I love American Dad and Patric Stewart 2) I really need a Ricky Spanish tattoo 2w
  •   krisleebee Hahahaha! I just watched this. The whisper of his name made me laugh every time 2w

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danny_hammer Dear god I can feel my balls in my neck @hot_tone 2w

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danny_hammer Thank you thank you thank you to @mapexdrums for sending me this replacement pedal 2 days after I sent the info on my damaged one. Can't wait to get back to full strength! You guys really went above and beyond 2w

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danny_hammer A graph I made of the coolness of boobs (red) vs butts (green). The spike in butts in the early 90's was thanks to the biological sociologist Sir Mix A Lot #themoreyouknow 2w

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danny_hammer #tbt of this time I had a mustache 2w

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danny_hammer #NEMF lookin pretty nasty this year. Fucking RED CHORD!!! 3w

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danny_hammer Seems accurate 3w

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danny_hammer Could probably set those cymbals up an inch or two higher. Seriously though band rips fuckin hard 3w
  •   redbeard639 I never understand guys like that.... then again I took private lessons from jazz /fusion/funk cats my whole life and mostly play speed metal /punk/hardcore 3w
  •   redbeard639 Ps... yes. He can Def. Get two inches higher 3w
  •   bogaudley Silversun Pickups drummer also plays with a crash comically high 3w
  •   boson41 We've all tried it. 3w

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