danny_hammer I saw a white peacock in the parking lot at work this morning. So there's that. #12monkeys 1h

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danny_hammer Once upon a time, there was a whole wheat French toast peanut butter and jelly and bacon sandwich. And a pomegranate 14h

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danny_hammer See you tomorrow beautiful #mtg 6d

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danny_hammer "Life is but a dream..." - Ghandi 1w

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danny_hammer This Saturday were doing a 6 person draft. One of the 6 may not make it. Seeking alternate player for a game in Selden. DM me for details if you're interested. 1w

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danny_hammer Just took a career ending shit. This is a good reference point to describe it from just about every possible angle 1w

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danny_hammer "What are you... Being attacked by 1920's Dracala or sumptin?" 1w

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danny_hammer Hidden treasure at moms - original Beastmaster and #TMNT VHS tapes. 2w

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danny_hammer It's been a stressful couple of days. Looking forward to the weekend to get my mind off things. Here's a lil #fbf of the time I are gold. A real sheet of real gold. To eat. #zuzusmedicinemoney 2w
  •   danny_hammer ^ate gold. I have stupid huge thumbs 2w
  •   grief I thought you ate this for breakfast and was immediately jealous 2w
  •   danny_hammer @grief god I wish. It was one of the most surreal nights I've ever had. Doing grip work at a Carnegie Hall fundraiser in the ballroom at the top floor of the Waldorf Astoria in the city. Dudes in the kitchen hooked us up with these desserts. Literal millionaires everywhere 2w
  •   grief Yo I didn't know you did grip work. Keeping you in mind if I hear anything. 2w
  •   danny_hammer @grief yeah I did G&E for a while before I got the office job I'm at now 2w

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danny_hammer Go watch "I Know That Voice" on Netflix right now 2w

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danny_hammer There are two piles of money... One that is mine and one that could be mine. #crossroads 2w

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danny_hammer Editing jamz #sevendust 3w

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danny_hammer Today I'll be editing footage of myself taking about drapery hardware for my job, so hopefully the 90% of people who know nothing about drapery hardware will stop emailing me 750x a day to ask the same question 3w
  •   danny_hammer @freedomseely calls go to the right place 30% of the time - same goes with faxes. How do these people operate their lives? It's not like it's their first time calling us 3w
  •   danny_hammer @jxshcats that's what they tell me - I kinda see it, but only this year have I been told I look like him. Came outta no where 3w
  •   tmurph1 Lol 3w
  •   timlipman They'll still call 3w
  •   timlipman Also, lets take sound bites of this for the demo 3w
  •   danny_hammer @seanfbell I've spent 8 hours looking at myself and hearing myself talk today. I don't think I even exist anymore 3w
  •   seanfbell Oh you exist you handsome bastard. Every night ... in my dreams. @danny_hammer 3w

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danny_hammer Came across this picture today of how I spend 35% of my time with @ser_ruh and it made me lol 3w

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danny_hammer I was thinking about doing one of these. Anyone ever do one/been to one before that can give me a low down on what it's like? 3w

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danny_hammer Waiting for me at home - king me #toth 3w
  •   m631li Was just listening to this 3w
  •   xmr_cleanx I've had this on heavy rotation the past few days. Heaviest record. 3w

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danny_hammer I leave it all on stage - including small pieces of my finger 3w

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danny_hammer Lil gig in Houston in December. First time we're playing there and I'm pretty pumped. Hopefully @bathtubedbie will come crowd kill everyone in the place #incendiary #fallcore14 3w

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danny_hammer They said you can't make a chilli kielbasa cheddar corn bread pizza on the grill. I said just watch me 4w

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danny_hammer @billryan666 from their Wikipedia page #walkinonsunshine 4w

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