dalexp Stranded in Astoria. Might as well eat and get a haircut in your old hood. #Astoria #queens #BrooklynBagel #ohlawd 33min
  •   gracejree future mr. ree, um you're in ny? 28min
  •   drberrytonyifyanasty Don't go!!! You have everything you need right here in ny! 18min
  •   dalexp @gracejree Uhhh yeah I invited you to my party Saturday. Super awkward when your betrothed doesn't show up. 14min

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dalexp Although NYC will never be my "home" boy does it feel like it whenever I go back. #NYC #Manhattan #thecitythatneversleeps #birthdayweekend 3d

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dalexp "I don't always sit like a bizarre furry little human but when I do... It's uncomfortable for everyone involved" #welshterrier #furrylittlegentleman #foggyclevelandtown #bitcheslovemylean 1w

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dalexp Saying goodbye to mom dad and this guy after a lovely birthday visit to Cleveland. #welshterrier #boop #cleveland 1w

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dalexp On a day devoted to love I gave up something I truly loved... my NYS ID. It's a sad day. Goodbye paper license. #nysforlife #DhasaclassDlicense #ohiotransplant #cleveland #dontmissthatgoateethough #ortheextra30lbs 2w

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dalexp Solving first world problems on a Friday. A man can only go grab his charger from his bedroom so many times before taking matters into his own hands... and his Amazon prime account. #firstworldproblems #fridaynight #wishmychipsranoutwhenmydipdid 2w

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dalexp Was just thinking about what I'd like to do on Valentines day. When suddenly I realized the guy driving the mustang in front of me already has plans. #vday #vanityplates #cleveland #ohio #classy #therewasnooneinthepassangerseat 3w

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dalexp Hey, fresh soft mozzarella, parmesan, prosciutto, buttered/asiago cheese covered crust, on artisan wheat dough. You the real MVP.  It was almost as fun making you as it was eating you in your entirety. #someonecallGiada #cheese #oncheese #itsnotdelivery #itsD 3w

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dalexp DMV's are a universal hell. It's time however, to let go of my NYS and relent to this buckeye shenanigans. #theydontcallthemdmvinohio #gettingbuckeyed #cleveland #ohio 4w

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dalexp Hipster barista "you need to pick a bean for the pour over"
Me "oh well the Guatemala sounds like it's describing me"
Hipster barista "fruity?"
Me "😐" #imcomplex #coffee #ohiocity #cleveland
1mon

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dalexp 50% stronger 100% more basic. #basic #basicbitch # #itsnotevenselectasize 1mon

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dalexp Bananas rum foster and Mascarpone filled French toast wedge #brunch #foodporn #makesmynippleshard #cleveland 1mon

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dalexp The bar I watched the OSU OSU game at had duck hunt set up. Beat level 15 and win $50 in gift cards. I would like to thank god, my mother, and my three childhood friends #sobriety #virginity and #loneliness tonight you finally paid off. #nintendothumb #immuchcoolerthesedays #onlylostoneofthosefriends #duckhunt 2mon

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dalexp Confused Catholics on Christmas. #jesuslovedchinesefood #moviesafterthis #wheremyjewsat 2mon

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dalexp Welcome to Cleveland. Now get off THE DAMN COUNTERTOP #baddog #welshterrier #christmasinCleveland #dogsofinstagram #cleveland #merryxmas 2mon
  •   troygbiv Fire the confetti cannons!!! 2mon

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dalexp 0 for 2 folks. Again my address but this time I'm Lenny Carlsen receiving a lovely Xmas card from the Messer family. Nice looking kids hope they enjoyed that trip to Venice you're clearly still bragging about. #aintmykids #updateyouraddressbook #humblebrag #pappaMessercantsmile 2mon

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dalexp We'll that's definitely my address. I am however, definitely not the Karousis family. Nice looking kids though Smiths. Your tree looks weak but you know what I'm putting this on my fridge. Merry Xmas ya filthy animals. #aintmykids #updateyouraddressbook #onmyfridgeyougo #hohoho #godihopetheysendonenextyear 2mon

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dalexp No really it's ok. That's not distracting. #homeiswherethedogis #welshterrier #utica #happyholidays 3mon

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