dalexp Welcome to Patong Beach, Phuket. #phuket #thailand #myfeetaresosmooth #samesame 18h
  •   revrooman I can't stop watching the fish haha 17h

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dalexp It's been a year. It's time to travel to the other side of the world. @bobbymets #thailand #packgamelevelEXPERT #somuchroomforactivities 5d

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dalexp Baht-to get Thaid up for two weeks with @bobbymets because Phuket why not. Hold onto your Bahts. #thailand #vacation2015 #ladyboysfordays #thats20bucksamerican #monopolymoney 1w

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2w dalexp
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dalexp To those who are throwing it back to things that have happened within the current calendar year... let me teach you how to throw it back. @o_ohsnap #uticazoo #raptorexhibit #siblings #therealslimshady #noragrets 2w

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dalexp Stranded in Astoria. Might as well eat and get a haircut in your old hood. #Astoria #queens #BrooklynBagel #ohlawd 4w
  •   gracejree future mr. ree, um you're in ny? 4w
  •   drberrytonyifyanasty Don't go!!! You have everything you need right here in ny! 4w
  •   dalexp @gracejree Uhhh yeah I invited you to my party Saturday. Super awkward when your betrothed doesn't show up. 4w
  •   jleps Soo great catching up with you at the party D 4w
  •   dalexp Come earlier next time sass pants @jleps 4w

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dalexp Although NYC will never be my "home" boy does it feel like it whenever I go back. #NYC #Manhattan #thecitythatneversleeps #birthdayweekend 1mon

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1mon dalexp
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dalexp "I don't always sit like a bizarre furry little human but when I do... It's uncomfortable for everyone involved" #welshterrier #furrylittlegentleman #foggyclevelandtown #bitcheslovemylean 1mon

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dalexp Saying goodbye to mom dad and this guy after a lovely birthday visit to Cleveland. #welshterrier #boop #cleveland 1mon

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dalexp On a day devoted to love I gave up something I truly loved... my NYS ID. It's a sad day. Goodbye paper license. #nysforlife #DhasaclassDlicense #ohiotransplant #cleveland #dontmissthatgoateethough #ortheextra30lbs 2mon
  •   christopher_hoffman You got a blue one!! Mine is an awful shade of "salmon" 2mon
  •   dalexp They told me the blue ones came back today thanks to complaints @christopher_hoffman 2mon
  •   kyleyost08 Mean muggin 2mon
  •   murph85123 You even look sad on your OH license picture, lol 1mon
  •   xcassiegracex Well, now that I know where u live.... I'll be right over ;) hope you're doing great 1mon

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2mon dalexp
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dalexp Solving first world problems on a Friday. A man can only go grab his charger from his bedroom so many times before taking matters into his own hands... and his Amazon prime account. #firstworldproblems #fridaynight #wishmychipsranoutwhenmydipdid 2mon
  •   elorraine01 Have two in my bedroom and will be adding them elsewhere. Too convenient. 2mon
  •   dalexp It's the small things @elorraine01 2mon

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dalexp Was just thinking about what I'd like to do on Valentines day. When suddenly I realized the guy driving the mustang in front of me already has plans. #vday #vanityplates #cleveland #ohio #classy #therewasnooneinthepassangerseat 2mon

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2mon dalexp
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dalexp Hey, fresh soft mozzarella, parmesan, prosciutto, buttered/asiago cheese covered crust, on artisan wheat dough. You the real MVP.  It was almost as fun making you as it was eating you in your entirety. #someonecallGiada #cheese #oncheese #itsnotdelivery #itsD 2mon

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2mon dalexp
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dalexp DMV's are a universal hell. It's time however, to let go of my NYS and relent to this buckeye shenanigans. #theydontcallthemdmvinohio #gettingbuckeyed #cleveland #ohio 2mon

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dalexp Hipster barista "you need to pick a bean for the pour over"
Me "oh well the Guatemala sounds like it's describing me"
Hipster barista "fruity?"
Me "😐" #imcomplex #coffee #ohiocity #cleveland
2mon

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dalexp 50% stronger 100% more basic. #basic #basicbitch # #itsnotevenselectasize 2mon

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dalexp Bananas rum foster and Mascarpone filled French toast wedge #brunch #foodporn #makesmynippleshard #cleveland 2mon

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dalexp The bar I watched the OSU OSU game at had duck hunt set up. Beat level 15 and win $50 in gift cards. I would like to thank god, my mother, and my three childhood friends #sobriety #virginity and #loneliness tonight you finally paid off. #nintendothumb #immuchcoolerthesedays #onlylostoneofthosefriends #duckhunt 3mon

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