cwmoss Me and two-time Oscar-winner @estherthegreater drew this. Esther was fueled by pistachio ice cream. She had two scoops because "she's her own boss." 1d

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cwmoss And I'm so happy @jennyslate exists. 6d

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cwmoss @brothergonzo and @neverpress are helping me start my pornography-mixed-with-graphic-design biz (Editor's note: this image is not my biz but a beautiful image in one of Gabe's excellent clip-art books.) 1w

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cwmoss Nothing is more pleasing than seeing this beautiful image before you pee at the movie theater. 2w
  •   uncle.kate What did you see there? Were we in the same theater and didn't know it? 2w
  •   cwmoss Trainwreck 2:15 @uncle.kate ! 2w
  •   uncle.kate Aw man I was at the 3:15! 2w

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cwmoss This is one of the better images in the Joy of Streaking, a parody of the Joy of Sex. But let's be real: there aren't any bad images in a book about naked running. 2w

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cwmoss If I put this hangar into this indent, does a portal form? 3w

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cwmoss @estherthegreater has made me a Coke-head. 4w

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cwmoss Contary to popular rumors: I do not purchase my underwear second-hand yet. 4w

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cwmoss Yes, please. 4w

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cwmoss The first page of Donald Barthelme's Snow White is solid. All day: Circle, dot, 1/3 ellipses, β€’, mark, 1/2 umlaut, double-space-iPhone-auto-punctuation, ., period. And to all a goodnight! 1mon

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cwmoss @estherthegreater and I are gonna wreck this pad, it best watch out #ForGraham 1mon

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cwmoss Sometimes my #1 father leaves me 3 and 1/2 minute long voicemails about his day. And I love him for it. Happy Father's Day, all you fathers. 1mon
  •   athousandbooks That's actually really . You should save them. 1mon

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cwmoss w/ from me, @bjorky_volcanomayor, and @jupescoops 1mon

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cwmoss hi 1mon
  •   toptodd Just around the corner from our place 1mon

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cwmoss Today at lunch while a friend was talking about rectum-residing quarters for his passage into the afterlife, this little girl walked by outside with her family. She had a balloon attached to her hat, and I think that should be a fashion trend. Can we make that happen @centralstandard? Wha'dya say @annieleelarson? 1mon

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cwmoss My last post reminded of this thing I saw recently: How much of our lives the United States has been at war. In the middle, year of birth. To the right, the percentage of their life that we've been at war. #Mythdom 1mon

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cwmoss In my Hamilton's Mythology book, she talks about Janus, one of the gods of good beginnings. This part I loved: "His chief temple in Rome ran east and west, where the day begins and ends, and had two doors, between which stood his statue with two faces, one yours and one old. These doors were closed only when Rome was at peace. In the first seven hundred years of the city's life they were closed three times, in the reign of the good king, Numa; after the first Punic War when Carthage was defeated in 241 BC; and in the reign of Augustus when, Milton says, "No war or battle's sound, was heard the world around." Naturally his month, January began the new year." #Mythdom 1mon

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