cwmoss Hey folks, do you know about @popupcharlie? He lives in KC and is a guy who's good at putting marks on a page. He does this thing where he goes to businesses and draws anything you want, and'll just talk to you. It's like draw therapy. 3d

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cwmoss People born with three thumbs have the opportunity to be extra discerning. 1w

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cwmoss This clipboard deserves a parade. It's gorgeous. (And it has a good personality too.) 3w

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cwmoss Hey folks in LA, I’m going to be teaching a class this Fall called the ‘No-Failure-Anything-Could-Happen Class on Marketing and Promoting Your Project’. It’s a 6-week course that’s part of @MeltdownComics’ Meltdown University. Classes start Monday, February 22nd.
The class focus will be to get the appropriate audience interested in your project. (It doesn't have to be a book!) We will remove the slimy, icky, and sometimes off-putting feeling that comes with marketing and self-promotion. We won’t do bad stuff. We will work to sell our products and keep our souls. We will absolutely, 100% go for it, whatever it is for you.

Ultimately, the focus of the class is to reach the people who would like your work (but don’t know about it yet), and our goal will be to make it easiest for you to do things you'd normally find difficult.

If you wanna know more about the class, search: Meltdown University. More info will be there.

Do you have any questions? Shoot in the comments or DM me.
3w

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cwmoss The current record to solve a Rubik's cube is 4.904 seconds. I haven't unscrambled this thing since I got it when I was 12, so my current record is about 16 years. I think I can improve my time. Thanks for believing in me, everyone. I couldn't have done this without you. 3w

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cwmoss By far the weirdest Google Alert I've seen on #WhyUnicornDrinks. There is no sense to make, I think. The internet can save us all? Poets are algorithms. Auto-correct is the new Oulipo. 3w

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cwmoss For the last maybe year, this fence has been growing something. Slowly, definitely not overnight, these little cardboard pieces started showing up and slowly devouring the corner's attention. It could be done by a school a few blocks away. If you wanna believe that idea, follow @ryanetrott -- cause he'll show you more joy in the school-made department. My gut, or maybe it's my heart, wants to believe this is done by a neighbor nearby who doesn't wanna look at fence. The line-weights and painting-approach feel similar too. I don't know, either way I like it. And I'm posting it now cause my friend @bijanberahimi was at a Barry McGee exhibit and posted one of his walls. Maybe Barry can come down and attach a piece to this one, and we won't tell anyone and it can be our neighborhood's lil' secret. Anyone got the Barry connect? 4w

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cwmoss @jtsteiny is drawing a phallus-focused piece currently. So, if weenies are your thing, follow that at-symbol above and smash that FOLLOW button like it's your job, folks. #booyah 4w

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cwmoss I've talked to a lot of people this year about their resolutions, and most didn't make any. Maybe this is the year of none. If you're looking for one, feel free to take mine: 'Let in more folks who use their blinker and honk at more people who don't.' 4w

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cwmoss #BusterStyleGod gives lil' advice for the New Year 1mon
  •   immaier Buster wants to know about why the young guys are talking to him but looking at their palm ornaments. 1mon
  •   daughter.lauren Love this 1mon
  •   estherthegreater Yeah you got good advice from your elders (Buster).....am I r right or am I right? 4w
  •   cwmoss Buster has asked me for my number at least three times. Maybe it's cause he doesn't know what phones are that he doesn't call me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @immaier 4w
  •   cwmoss I think it's worth noting the painted-on smiley face on his cap too, for extra joy @daughter.lauren 4w
  •   cwmoss Esther, you've never been wrong @estherthegreater 4w

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cwmoss Did you know, in the city of Los Angeles, to have a dancing permit, you have to first name 13 different types of drums, demonstrate the ability to dance to Tropicália, and be able to name 2 of the Supremes? 1mon
  •   rarestones this should be the list of stipulations for every civic-approved qualification 1mon

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cwmoss This is the worst I've ever seen the Falls. The creek is usually about half this size. Just three days ago, the river was a rich turquoise color. From my family home, it sounds like a far off moving locomotive. I can't imagine sleeping anywhere near water tonight. Tons of homes underwater. Flash flood warnings everywhere. Missouri is wet. 1mon

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cwmoss I've been making my family's Xmas card since I was 3. This year the tradition continues, though now I'm only the emotional equivalent of a toddler. 1mon

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cwmoss KC! Tonight! -------- #Repost @lindseyolo with @repostapp.
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The best Shitty Guy show ever is tonight at 7:30 at Maker Village! Also you can collect special edition Christmas coloring cards from @popupcharlie, @cwmoss, @alexsavage_alexsavage, and myself. You can get tickets at MakerVillage.org or at the door.
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cwmoss I'll be your 7/11. You'll get your Slurpees from me. 2mon

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cwmoss Buster, the coolest nonagenarian around, has another amazing hand-painted hat. This one is for the Royal Museum, but which Royal Museum it is -- well, that I'm not sure of. As usual, it's perfect. #BusterStyleGod #ForGraham 3mon

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cwmoss I made my sister's baby shower card. 3mon

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cwmoss Exactly eleven months ago, probably on a Wednesday, I asked Esther the thirty-five questions of Proust's questionnaire. With yellow curry and Thai teas between us, I asked what trait she most deplores in herself. She replied, "I hate when I hate people." Me too, Esther. Me too. #ForGraham 3mon

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