ctlane1eleven When you're trying to get more followers but your hashtag game is weak af. 1d

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ctlane1eleven This is how my day is going. How's yours? #MemorialDay 4d

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ctlane1eleven Ummm... I think I'd like to report a bank heist. 6d

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ctlane1eleven Scientifically, it's just the longer wavelengths of visible light being refracted at an angle as they pass through the vapor and dust in the earth's atmosphere... But sometimes, it sure seems like magic. #NoFilter 1w

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ctlane1eleven "Whats in the bag?"
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"My boss' dirty laundry."
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"Your boss makes you do his dirty laundry? Sounds like a shit job."
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"Funny, I was thinking the same thing."
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ctlane1eleven When you work at a boring office but your Post-Its game is strong as hell. 1mon

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ctlane1eleven "I'm an agent of chaos." 1mon

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ctlane1eleven Girls on instagram are always talking about, they're models, and they do shoots, and they're on billboards. I'm all like, "And?" 1mon

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ctlane1eleven An object lesson in two point perspective. #artschoolkids 2mon

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ctlane1eleven Ugh, typical. Everyone wants to walk their Easter bunnies in my neighborhood but no one wants to clean up the fucking jelly beans. 2mon

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ctlane1eleven Hanging at Prospect Park with an old friend. 2mon

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ctlane1eleven A fine day. 2mon

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ctlane1eleven Standard Shipping [ _ ] Overnight Shipping [ _ ] Deliver them on the one day it's fucking snowing outside. [ √ ] 2mon

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ctlane1eleven But I have promises to keep. And miles to go, before i sleep. #TheRedStates 3mon

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ctlane1eleven Vegas as fuck. 3mon

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