cracker_bert So I tried making an omelette and I got absolute shit lmao 3d

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cracker_bert Coo 1w

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cracker_bert 1 year, #pulloutgameTOOSTRAWNG!!!!!!!!
I love you honey, she's the apple of my eye, I wouldn't leave her for the world and all its riches because I have her, I don't need anything more, life moves pretty fast, but being with you makes me wish it was molasses tho, thanks for all your time and all you love, we can only go up from here. Hope you're having a great day because I know I am knowing you're still here ONE YEAR AINT ENUFFFFFFF!!!!!!!
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cracker_bert Aha 3w

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cracker_bert I want a burrito with salsa....... FOR FREE NIGGA!!!!!!!!! 1mon

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cracker_bert I'll be your Cowboy, if you be my Cowgirl #giddie upbitch 1mon

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cracker_bert 11months strong, and I still can't believe why she's with me she's a stunner like no other, takes me down to me knees without even trying, like a goddess to a human, God has blessed me with an angel from above and I'm glad I can keep her, the light of my day and my moon on frozen nights, I can't stop looking at you if I tried babe, you're beautiful and I can't wait to hold you once more #11monthsandacouplehours #babe #beautifulandforeign 1mon

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cracker_bert When God blesses you with cooking skills 1mon

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cracker_bert The Awful Truth 1mon

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cracker_bert Pastrami and roast beef 2mon

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cracker_bert Talking about gainzz cu 2mon

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cracker_bert I'll be your Robocop @mmmamy 2mon

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cracker_bert She has no clue what's going down 2mon

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cracker_bert Holy fuck!!!!! I hit a bowl this morning too 2mon
  •   mmmamy what? i don't get it? 2mon
  •   cracker_bert It's the first song I heard and its a reggae song about smoking 2mon

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cracker_bert Check me out in a month 3mon
  •   stevansanchez Get la fitness fam 3mon
  •   dat_1_foo My boy bert nasty lookin like the thing from the fantastic four lol 3mon
  •   millerink93 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 I want to kick your add hot stuff, I'm stiff for you ;) 2mon

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cracker_bert Happy birthday mom!!!!!!!! 3mon

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cracker_bert New running shoes!!!!!!!!!! 3mon

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cracker_bert When the head to good ..... 3mon

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cracker_bert that cardio! 3mon

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cracker_bert Yesssssssss watch me gain 3mon

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