Crema Christopher πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Santos
cpt_chris Dad Joke Lyfe! 🏿🏿🏿 3d

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Video Christopher πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Santos
cpt_chris Driving to Indiana got me feelin' some typa way. Car karaoke, full turnip, not a single carrot all. 2w

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cpt_chris It feels like I am the only one who is on my side while I fade away. 2w

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Normal Christopher πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Santos
cpt_chris Sometimes I just want to disappear. 2w

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Normal Christopher πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Santos
cpt_chris You are the love and I have fallen in. πŸ‹πŸ‹πŸ‹ #2turnt #datass 2w

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cpt_chris I arrived to the Grand Canyon at 8:30pm when it was already dark. I was hoping to make it to Bryce Canyon and camp in the back country under the stars, but I had a delay in Vegas. Instead I hiked along the rim and found a nice flat spot. I tethered myself, my tent, and my sleeping bag to a root so I didn't get blown over a cliff or roll over at night shifting the tent over the edge. It was necessary because the stakes only went in 2 inches before hitting solid rock. It was a bit scary, but waking up to this view before sunrise made it all worth it. πŸ‰ 2w
  •   meganmcduffie Every morning should start with a view like that! 2w

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cpt_chris I stopped in this awesome little coffee shop before I hit the road again after seeing @dpryz for all too little time. Thanks for takin me in and letting me crash at your place. Also the coffee and pastries here were delicious. 2w
  •   fijiwatertearz Ok but did you kiss him and touch his butt for me??? 2w

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Normal Christopher πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Santos
cpt_chris I got pork mole sitting on tamales and an extra aΓ±ejo tequila with my friend in SLC at this really neat restaurant. It was so freaking good. 2w

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X-Pro II Christopher πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Santos
cpt_chris Three generations of Santoses. This was the only one of us looking at the same camera. Haha. This is also a picture of three generations of dad jokes, which we call Lolo jokes, and three generations of awkward. #DeezNiggazBeDaOGHoodNiggaz #FuckWitMyCrewWePutYou6FeetUnder #SquadUp
( @lindsayterese)
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Normal Christopher πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Santos
cpt_chris @gunnm_ snapped a ninja shot of this specimen. Seriously though, that dog is half mastiff...FROM DA WAIST DOWN! #boom #dropsmic 🏿 3w

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Normal Christopher πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Santos
cpt_chris Just hard-styling with my homies, da Ginjah Ninja and da Black Bear. 🏻🏿#FilipinoPhenom #SquadUp #thatsactuallyahomelessmanwegavemoney 4w

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cpt_chris Finally finished my pedalboard. @ernieball MVP, @tcelectronic Polytune 2, @keeleyelectronics C4, @walrusaudioeffects Voyager and Mayflower, @ehxnyc POG 2, @strymonengineering Timeline and Blue Sky, and @catalinbread Belle Epoch. Thanks #nycpedalboards 1mon

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Normal Christopher πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Santos
cpt_chris Just contemplating how we are going to get Wolfie up a 9ft face while he and @gnatts contemplate not even trying and staying on that little patch of dirt until the end of their days. #got3badfriendsandtheyallonme #allwedoisfuckdrinkandsleep 1mon
  •   __mohini You look so happy! ️ 1mon
  •   gnatts This is my ledge. I will live here forever. There's no going up or down. Thankfully I brought soup. 1mon

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Normal Christopher πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Santos
cpt_chris "What are you doing?!"
"Getting the selfie stick. We need to take a selfie after that! That was awesome!"
"No! Christopher! We need to get down!"
An exchange with @gnatts after pulling her and Wolfie up a 9 ft. 90Β° wall surrounded by cliffs that drop hundreds of feet so we could get to the summit and down the other side of the mountain. I guess adrenaline affects us in different ways. Lol. #aleisurelydayhike #dropitlikeitshot
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  •   gnatts Followed by me then running in an attempt to get off the mountain 1mon

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cpt_chris About to drop da hottest album of the summer from the top of this fucking mountain. @gnatts was crying a little because we almost died trying to get to the geological summit marker. #niggaillipino #AssSoFineItsCalledAnAssterpiece #lookatthosefuckingbikerslegs 1mon
  •   fijiwatertearz I feel like Gucci mane should be in this pic too. 1mon
  •   cpt_chris @dpryz can we do some of them next time you are in the area? I want to do the hardest ones without a dog to take care of. 1mon
  •   dpryz @cpt_chris yeah man. We will do the flatirons or try to do a 14er 1mon
  •   dpryz Oh wait next time I'm in the area, for sure 1mon
  •   cpt_chris Yeah man. But we can hike something when I see you too. I will have my gear with me. 1mon
  •   cpt_chris @dpryz that was for you. 1mon
  •   dpryz @cpt_chris wordddd 1mon
  •   meowsephene You have the best hashtags hahahaha #winning 1mon

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Video Christopher πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Santos
cpt_chris You are seriously my favorite human ever. Thanks for sharing my pie with me. Haha. 1mon

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Normal Christopher πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Santos
cpt_chris I finally finished outlining this after I cleaned my room so I could hang it up. ️️️ 1mon

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Normal Christopher πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Santos
cpt_chris Stir fried chicken thighs (marinated in soy paste, ginger, lemon grass, lemon juice, sesame oil, sugar, mirin, and pepper), red and yellow bell peppers, mushrooms, and onions, pillared jasmine rice, and garnished with cilantro, chives, and sesame seeds. It was a delicious lunch I shared with @bklynshields716 #niggaillipino #datkindofchingchong 1mon

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