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Nashville Christopher Santos
cpt_chris Ginger, soy sauce, brown sugar, pepper, and chili sauce marinated steak seared, oven roasted perfectly, and then thin sliced after being properly rested, jasmine rice, and a ginger, soy, and reduced mirin glaze. I'm about to fuck up my face hole so hard. πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„ #littlestupidassbitchiainfuckinwitchu #ohbabyilikeitraw 14h

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cpt_chris Welp...threw a couple more into the bucket. #hitthesunsetsaddlingrapbronco #ridingovertrackslonerangerandtonto 2d

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X-Pro II Christopher Santos
cpt_chris Throwing it back to my second summer on a competitive sailing crew. I brought three good-looking people for rail meat. Everyone but @chavado was a little drunk after a good race. 🚣🚣🚣 #iwokeupinanewbugatti #imsohood 4d

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Slumber Christopher Santos
cpt_chris Like father, like son. I'm the next Santos in line to join the "I take naps at random times with the TV on" club. #99problemsbutabitchaintone #bigpimpinspendinGs 1w

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cpt_chris Friend date with @bklynshields716 I had a dericious grilled salmon salad on arugula with spinach and potato latkes and the best hot cider and rum ever. #youmomthrewawayyourbestpornomag #yougottafightforyourrighttoparty 1w

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cpt_chris Why yes. I do have the time. And right now it's mywatchisbigdick o'clock. @android_watches #flavorflaaaaaaaav #bitchiknowkarate 1w

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cpt_chris Pan seared and oven baked lemon, garlic, and ginger salmon with a chili and toasted sesame glaze, roasted ginger curry potatoes, red bell peppers, and onions, and a bed of jasmine rice. I don't don't always cook delicious dinners, but when I do...actually I always cook delicious dinners. #donchawishyagirlfriendwashotlikeme #thisshitisbananas 2w

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cpt_chris Shout out to @bklynshields716 for being one of the hardest working people I know and one of the best friends I could ever ask for. She's helped me through quite a lot since we first became friends 6 years ago. I can't imagine what a mess I would still be without her love and support. πŸ‘¬πŸ‘¬πŸ‘¬ #uptownfunkyouup #isitworthitletmeworkit 2w
  •   bklynshields716 Thank you!!! You mean to the world to me and I cannot wait for many more years of friendship 2w

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Normal Christopher Santos
cpt_chris The only Valentine I need. #seeyouspacecowboy 2w

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Normal Christopher Santos
cpt_chris Throwing it back to my early days of sportsing. #youngthug #gangstashit 3w
  •   deana.domonique Hey! dope posts !! 3w
  •   cpt_chris @deana.domonique dope posts? This is a picture of me with a soccer ball and a missing tooth at 5 years old. Maybe some of my other posts might be more appropriate for that. 3w
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cpt_chris I probably shouldn't be singing right now being so sick and all. But fuck it. I was working on this @taylorswift cover and thought what better way to make it into an emo song than actually being in pain whilst singing. #imindaclubhighonpurp #withmyjayson 3w

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X-Pro II Christopher Santos
cpt_chris Someone please go with me. She's been yelling at me for weeks to ride her. #igotthemagicstick #watchmesupermandathoe 3w

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Normal Christopher Santos
cpt_chris They hate us because they anus. #withthemusicselection #andthemirrorsreflection 3w

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cpt_chris Sushi dinner with @chavado so much dericious. πŸ‹ #niggachinaman #chingchongwingwong 3w
  •   aurora.i.am I got really excited because I thought it was fruit from the thumbnail πŸ‹πŸ I mean I was indifferent because who gets jazzed about fruit amirite 3w

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cpt_chris Another preview of stuff in the works. Just because I was sick didn't mean I could stop creating. Can't wait to lay down this second guitar riff. #isitworthitletmeworkit #iputmythangdownflipitnreverseit 4w

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cpt_chris Yankee Potroast: Roast in vegetable gravy with a potato pancake served on a bed of egg noodles. I just came. πŸ‘₯πŸ‘₯πŸ‘₯ #mybodyistellinmeyes #girlshateyouhallelujah 1mon

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cpt_chris Being hungover in the house of a Santos brings benefits like food...lots of food. #niggachinaman #chingchongwingwong 1mon

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cpt_chris When your look game so skrong you gotta pose with some shrubbery. ️️️ #splashininyourdeepend #iwannadrowninitdrowninit 1mon

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cpt_chris A few days ago Brooke and I went to Jack Astors and made art much better than they made food. #stayflexin #bakingsodaigotbakingsoda 1mon

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