cpt_chris Today I saw heaven. You peeked out from the clouds just to say hello. πŸ€–πŸ€–πŸ€– #nerdydirtyandcurvy #chickswithcurves 17h

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cpt_chris There was something special about how the sky glow blended perfectly with the light pollution to paint a sunset across the clouds and horizon at 1:00 am. I shot this about 50 miles west of Hannibal, MO. #PU5554wagon #shitwaslitfam #astrophotography 23h

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cpt_chris Throwing it back to the awesome weekend I had with these two beautiful people at the X Games in Aspen, CO. πŸ‹πŸΏπŸ‹πŸΏπŸ‹πŸΏ #fingersinthebootyassbitch #weedgetyousohighyouforgetyourgender 7d
  •   redrum_mermaid I missed your birthday! Happy belated! I hope it was great! πŸ˜¬πŸ¦„ 3d
  •   ningxi_shu cool 2d

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cpt_chris "The stars don't shine so bright from where we stand. It's far too close to city lights so take my hand. And run with me to the highest heights of all. Don't worry baby, just trust me, I'll catch you if you fall." I took this in the middle of nowhere in Missouri. 🌞🌞🌞 #fingersinthebootyassbitch #icamefastlike911inwhiteneighborhoods 7d

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Normal Christopher πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Santos
cpt_chris I took this. @meowsephene played with her bright shiny things and I took pictures. πŸ¦„πŸ¦„πŸ¦„ #bigpimpinspendincheese #iputthecockincockroach 1w

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cpt_chris It's not official without a chair lift selfie. With @dpryz πŸ‘¬πŸ‘¬πŸ‘¬πŸ‘¬ #suicidegirlhopefuls #chickswithtattoos 2w

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Gingham Christopher πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Santos
X Games Aspen
cpt_chris Watchin phenoms shred that gnar gnar pow pow, brah. πŸ•΅πŸ•΅πŸ•΅ #poledancinglyfe #whatwouldgronkdo 2w

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Normal Christopher πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Santos
cpt_chris Just a Filipino dinner with lumpia, banana sauce, Lola's fried chicken, sinigang, and jasmine rice. #niggachinaman #girlyourejustahoodrat #youthinkicanthandlethat 2w

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Gingham Christopher πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Santos
cpt_chris In case anyone was unsure of what I meant when I say "handmade tagliatelle/tagliolini," I mean that I actually make fresh pasta. It's a very relaxing thing to do as long as you plan ahead. You can also play with complimenting flavors and use the sauce to highlight the noodle instead of using the noodle as a vessel for the sauce. Today I made garlic, basil, and sage tagliatelle with just a little bit of chipotle powder to add some smokiness to the pasta that will work really well with the savory mushroom marinara I jarred and the rich meatballs I made with a 70/30 mix of 70% ground beef, pork, and veal, and 30% ground bison. I plan to round it off with some sharp boldness of Pecorino Romano. 🐊🐊🐊 #cruisingdownthestreetinmy64 #jockingthefreaksclocklingthedough #gatorsbitchesbetterbeusingjimmies 3w
  •   gnatts "I got drunk and bought a pasta maker" 3w
  •   brigallo Hi so I can come over for dinner right? 3w
  •   cpt_chris @gnatts it was one of the best drunk decisions I have ever made. Haha. 3w
  •   cpt_chris @brigallo you are welcome to visit and eat my dinner any time you want. You can even bring the boy. I have a queen sized air mattress. 3w
  •   cpt_chris @glamadame I'll have to make some for you sometime. :) 3w

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Normal Christopher πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Santos
cpt_chris Last night's main course at Santos's Kitchen: handmade spicy garlic tagliolini topped by a spicy mushroom marinara made from scratch with chanterelle, oyster, morel, and porcini mushrooms, and garnished with fresh avocado slices. 🏸🏸🏸 #tacotuesday #itgotheronherkneeslikereligion 4w

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cpt_chris Dreamers like to think they have no end. 🌬🌬🌬 #hawaiilife #punjabimami 4w

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Normal Christopher πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Santos
cpt_chris So I told Siri to tell me a bedtime story, and I think she's drunk. It sounds a lot like something @tripwirecartel would say, but with less talk about butt stuff. πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€ #weddingdress #youaintgonnacatchmewiththemsneakpictures 4w

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cpt_chris Last night I made sushi out of the wild caught salmon I brought back from Seattle. I made spicy salmon, avocado, and cucumber rolls and salmon nigiri. I also made a ginger soy sauce for dipping. It was delicious. πŸ¦„πŸ¦„πŸ¦„ #niggachinaman #2chainzismydad 4w

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Normal Christopher πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Santos
cpt_chris I made this. I love that every @scratchpadcellars bottle is a fresh canvas. I kind of want to have a drawing party with them. This one is a 2013 Pinot Noir. 4w
  •   mikestrip So sexy 4w
  •   scratchpadcellars Chris that's killer! Way to go big with the color. Hope the Pinot treated you well! #cheersfromscratchpad 4w
  •   cpt_chris @scratchpadcellars the Pinot was delicious. It's super smooth and since is isn't as heavy as other Pinots it doesn't give me a hangover in the morning. Great job on the oaking. It's honestly the best Pinot Noir at that price point in my opinion, and is tied with another great one in flavor for the next level up in price. 4w

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Normal Christopher πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Santos
cpt_chris I am Max Goof, and I put the D in Disney. Sup? #tigolbitties #youaintgotabigcockunlessyousmokedacrackrock 1mon

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cpt_chris Just hanging out with the sweetest blind diabetic sausage with stubby little legs, T-Bone. His eyes don't work so well, but his heart makes up for that. πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰ #shitwaslitfam #newyearnewme 1mon
  •   battbb I thought I was the sweetest, blind diabetic sausage...but I mean okay 1mon
  •   cpt_chris @battbb no, you're the sweetest, half-blind diabetic sausage. glasses won't help T-Bone. 1mon
  •   faye.la Can I have 1mon
  •   cpt_chris @faye.la come visit him with me sometime. You should see my mom's house. You would cry because it's so beautiful! And you would have a blind corgi for company. 1mon

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Gingham Christopher πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Santos
cpt_chris The branches dance in the gentle breeze reminding me of the dress you wore the night I fell for you, and everything I felt when I looked into your eyes. 🏌🏌🏌 #realniggashit #suicidegirlhopeful 1mon

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Normal Christopher πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Santos
cpt_chris Shredding that gnar gnar pow pow on the mountain where I first learned to do the shredding harder than Shredder. #foolmethreetimesfuckthepeacesigns #loadthechopperletitrainonyou 1mon

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Normal Christopher πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Santos
cpt_chris I went to Coronado Island because you're not home until you've seen the beach and the Pacific Ocean. #pouroneforthehomies #thuglove 2mon

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Aden Christopher πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Santos
cpt_chris This week on Finding Abandoned Places in the Desert to Pee Next to: Jeremy's 🏝🏝🏝 #yougotniggas #andigotbitches 2mon

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