1d clarko
Normal Chris Clark
clarko Fireplace has chainmail drapes
(I'm afraid to ask if the carpet matches)
1d

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clarko Derp! 2d
  •   zamn It looks so GRATEful. 2d

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clarko The Portlander basks in some rare sunshine. 5d

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5d clarko
Mayfair Chris Clark
clarko We're all excited that Ariana Grande has her own Christmas track this year but she knows which album we want her to cover. 5d

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clarko She finally made it happen 6d

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clarko This place is fun 6d

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6d clarko
Normal Chris Clark

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clarko Welcome to Oregon 7d

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7d clarko
Ludwig Chris Clark
clarko Finally 7d

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clarko Not a great week. I blame the weekend. 2w
  •   matty6800 Are you using Fitbit Chris? 2w
  •   matty6800 ^ scratch that - Silly question 2w

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clarko Stay cool, bro 3w
  •   zamn Chill homie, chill. 3w
  •   lila Seems about right 3w
  •   antimatt I love that this is still a thing. 3w

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3w clarko
Valencia Chris Clark
clarko Second breakfast 3w
  •   lila That bad huh? 3w
  •   clarko @lila no diarrhea or vomiting, but, y'know. A solid hangover. 3w
  •   clarko Literally just read the blurb for the first time 3w
  •   vegasmate Pedialyte is the og hangover cure. 3w
  •   detritus2099 Just read the blurb as written. Those paediatricians with zinc sound ominous. 3w

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3w clarko
Normal Chris Clark
clarko I don't often gram my food, but holy shit putting fish sauce on cauliflower?! 3w
  •   mantia Where's @neven 3w
  •   neven Hi hello, fish sauce vinaigrette on all roasted vegetables, definitely. 3w

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3w clarko
Normal Chris Clark
clarko Jeez Comcast could this thing be any bigger? You wouldn't want it to look puny next to an Xbox or anything 3w
  •   jesse_atkinson I highly recommend getting your own. Motorola Surfboards are $70. After a year of not paying the rental fee to Comcast it pays for itself. 3w
  •   patr1ck Did you get cable you crazy bastard 3w
  •   clarko @patr1ck nah they just said "hey, you want a new modem for free?" and I said yeah 3w
  •   patr1ck @clarko oh coolio 3w

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clarko Look who arrived 4w
  •   maja Pretty! 4w
  •   couch Picked up the same one. So good. 4w

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4w clarko
Inkwell Chris Clark
clarko Pie time 4w

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clarko Sure, post office, you go right ahead and disguise your tin foil pipe as a pen. A+ 4w
  •   edcasey That's to keep the government thought satellites from mind controlling the pens. 4w
  •   patr1ck Cool blunt! 4w

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1mon clarko
Normal Chris Clark
clarko Never have I seen someone training vines onto wires and thought THIS was the intended effect. 1mon

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1mon clarko
Normal Chris Clark
clarko And then I bought some underoos 1mon
  •   glenricharddavis The fact that they sell Underoos in a size called Men's Large is amazing. 1mon
  •   breemateljan How could you not? It's underwear that's fun to wear. Says so right on the box. 1mon

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