chasethebook Chillin'. Hope y'all are having a great day 5h

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chasethebook "And Jesus what's your zodiac sign? It's Capricorn. It's Capricorn. And is today your birthday? Yes it is, you know it is! And how old are you on this day? I'm eternal, in eternal! Go Jesus it's ya birthday! Go Jesus it's ya birthday! Jesus, where you from? South Side! Where you from? Bethlehem!" Only Chicago niggas would get this. 12h

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chasethebook Now Jesus is the reason for the season. But this is why it's celebrated on this day. Moist ass Romans would often dookie dig on each other. Merry "Christmas" 21h
  •   ikea_con_el_d I grew up a Jehovah's Witness, and this is exactly why they don't celebrate Christmas. It had no biblical basis. 20h
  •   chasethebook Why you say that @mel_darlings? 20h
  •   naturally_kelz The Purge Roman style 20h
  •   mel_darlings Exactly! 20h
  •   sum_milk_n_cookies When I read about this several years ago, I stopped observing xmas. No biblical ties. Also, at the time of Jesus' birth it states in the Word of God, that the shepards were tending to their flock in the fields. Well, in Bethlehem during this time of year, it's too cold, and it's the rain season. It's speculated that Christ was born in early fall, but definitely not the end of Dec. I acknowledge Christ's life, death, and resurrection, and God's 4 high holy days for Christians. Passover, Feast of Unleavened the Bread, Pentecost, and Day of Atonement, and that we're to keep his Sabbath (sundown Friday to sundown Saturday) holy. But xmas, no. It's a pagan holiday based on debauchery and murder and it's origin was not ordained by God. It even says in the book of Jeremiah that we're not to take on the traditions of men and cut down trees to adorn then with silver.

    Jeremiah 10:1-25
    Hear the word that the Lord speaks to you, O house of Israel. Thus says the Lord: “Learn not the way of the nations, nor be dismayed at the signs of the heavens because the nations are dismayed at them, for the customs of the peoples are vanity. A tree from the forest is cut down and worked with an axe by the hands of a craftsman. They decorate it with silver and gold; they fasten it with hammer and nails so that it cannot move. Their idols are like scarecrows in a cucumber field, and they cannot speak; they have to be carried, for they cannot walk. Do not be afraid of them, for they cannot do evil, neither is it in them to do good.” 15h
  •   jhova7 @shaggy1914 ^^^ 14h

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chasethebook niggas are comedians with the memes 1d

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chasethebook Chicago ain't even in the top 5 most dangerous cities anymore. Leave my city alone 1d

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chasethebook I'm official now 2d
  •   redissochi Alright tommy! 2d
  •   jhova7 @shaggy1914 wait till shaggy see this lolb 2d
  •   khaleesi_ari But I thought you hated tmobile lol 2d
  •   jsway3 Welcome to the team
    You'll need some essentials.
    1. Just for men, hair will turn grey
    2. Get well associated with your clerk at the liquor store. 2d
  •   jazibrod How can I arrange credits to my bill? 2d
  •   chasethebook @jhova7 that nigga ain't even legal. @shaggy1914 say anything I'm reporting his float in on a screen door ass to INS 2d
  •   neenie007_ Congrats! 2d
  •   luvcjt T rex ass head ninja 1d

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chasethebook My face when you DM or text me talmbout "why I ain't your #WCW?" 1w
  •   chasethebook I would expect a Miami Heat fan to say some hating shit. Since ya team ain't shit now you can focus on other things @carolina_manan 1w
  •   miissbiianca Yea u playing... I told u to handle that lol 1w
  •   oohlala_1908 That's what happens with IG fame 1w
  •   loboogie21 So you just going to put me on blast uh lmao 1w
  •   smilee118 You're an idiot.... Fa real! 1w
  •   ablackqueenzeen I thought I saw you in Harold's on 53rd a little while ago 4d
  •   luvcjt Your head looks like a drive in movie screen 1d
  •   luvcjt 1d

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chasethebook Hey hoe ... Look!! Now all that hard work is recognized by Uncle Sam and all the other uncles who have been in ya throat 1w

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chasethebook These notifications draining my battery 2w

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chasethebook Why this clown "lol"? I copped my to Texas to look for this midget. I had sex with a chick who was 4'8" and the stand up head she gave me was amazing. I almost passed out from that. 2w

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chasethebook That thang thicker than Roxxy Reynolds' ass... 3w
  •   dubbbeats Shit! 3w
  •   russaj19 About time you try to get you some gainz small dude 3w
  •   catasha That's too much! It's too big! 3w
  •   naimlynn Why u cookin that steak like a slave? 3w
  •   smilee118 Gimme some 3w
  •   iam_cre Ewww that's thick 2w

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chasethebook When you get dem nudes... 3w

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chasethebook Guilty! 3w

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chasethebook A woman had to invent this .... had to. Y'all have innovative minds of ingenuity ....only to catch ya man cheating though. This reminds me of a woman who quit her 6 figure job to work for OnStar to track the whereabouts of her man ... smh 3w

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chasethebook And here we have it again. I'm a black man and my life means nothing to punk ass pigs who use their badges as a gavel and hold court in the street. Peace up to the good cops who joined trying to make a difference. 3w

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chasethebook #Prhyme is bumping all day 3w

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chasethebook Wish this was 20 tracks long. Ain't a single weak track on this joint #Prhyme!! 3w

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