chaseottney 5 Hours in Houston // #makeairportraits 12h

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chaseottney The habits of children these days are destroying the English language. Smartphones, FireWire, Twitter, tablets, phablets, and the rest of the trappings of the fiber optic age are destroying our beloved lexicon with LOL's and IDGAFOS. I cannot fathom the fate of contractions and possessives (the classic misuse of your and you're) when people with college degrees can't even take the time to spell out the words "you" not to mention "to", "too", and "two." I try to encourage a diverse vocabulary and to distinguish my involvement in puzzlingly useless colloquialisms. Try as I might, however, there comes a time when a shot- much like this one- necessitates the caption:
THAT HAIR THO

Love,
Professor Chase O.
2d

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chaseottney I'm so sure, Jake... #spikydongsfordays #compensation 4d

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chaseottney Brianna // #WHPppaann 6d

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chaseottney Strawberry Ice Cream on White Chocolate Macadamia Nut cookies for the kids at work today.
We love you Slickables!
1w

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chaseottney Four Peaks as seen from Mesa, AZ on a particularly clear day. // #minimalmountains 1w

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chaseottney A vicious beast protecting the backyard. This guy made a mad dash for the fence as I biked by. He made a lot of commotion, I'll tell you. And not far behind, the homeowner. She was suspicious of me at first, but we got along alright. I told her that I liked her Dead Kennedy's shirt and walked away without any blood loss.
#whpoutofplace
2w

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chaseottney To Paris. To peace. 2w

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chaseottney Mesa. Mesa. Mesa que mas aplauda. 3w

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chaseottney Be courageous. And travel constantly. // #whpresolutions2015 3w

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chaseottney Amanda, 2015 3w

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chaseottney It's going to be a long morning... @marco_a_madriz 4w

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chaseottney I count approximately 17 grey hairs on my head. Here's to 9,917 more in 2015. // #silverfox? #andersoncooper 4w

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chaseottney '66 Pontiac Bonneville // #morninautos #carcorners #chaseoautos 4w

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chaseottney Camellia V. Staghorn 4w

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chaseottney The ghost of Christmas past 1mon

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