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champagnemaker #youknowyouareanerdif this is what made your day! Gosh I love this stuff! Can't wait to try this #No10laundrydetergent scent!!! Thank you @thelaundress I do love you so!!!! 23h

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champagnemaker Hi I'm Champagne Maker and I'm a #yarnoholic! No, I have not finished my elephant throws, no I haven't finished the linen stitch scarf and no, I don't care! @manosyarns @purlsoho this is your fault, not mine. #enablers 2d

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champagnemaker Knitting on Thursday is always so pretty! 2d

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champagnemaker Just in case any of my knittas missed this... So very cool! Free pattern on @purlsoho's blog, Purl Bee! #getyourstixup! 2d
  •   dragonflyjo I saw that scarf! Beautiful!! Maybe I'll play w that patter this weekend. 2d
  •   champagnemaker @dragonflyjo I have great fear that mine is going to morph into a sweater and the yarn is I'll think of something a wee bit less for the sweater... @manosyarns Maxima would be cozy! And fast!! 2d
  •   dragonflyjo @champagnemaker ....you know you're worth it and more!!! 2d

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champagnemaker Ok, so I immediately caved when I saw @purlsoho insta today! 😎Coolest stitch pattern ever! I can't hardly wait for my #pinkgrapefruit #flaxdown yarn to arrive! 3d

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champagnemaker These walls are finished and make pretty dog gone good shadows in the afternoon! Now on to the island and the cabinets I see the finish line! 😎#neverendingrehabprojects 5d

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champagnemaker Gosh I love @mackinink "(Gerdien van Delft)

Common sense is not my thing. Just a few years ago, I polished my mom's hardwood floors with Pledge as a surprise. They were gorgeous, just not so much to a seventy year old in socks whose concerns included "I don't want to break my hip. Or my neck." I get it. I do. But those floors never looked better, I tell you.

Knowing my limitations, I try extra hard to teach the girlies three everything I've ignored. I say things like if someone's following you too closely and waving their hands at you and beeping for you to get out of their way, just keep doing what you need to be doing. Your pace is none of their business. Steaks should be pink inside but chicken should not. Diesel is cheaper but will probably break your car, and by the way cheaper is rarely better. Head wounds bleed a lot. Speaking of head wounds and passing out in a bathroom, never clean with both bleach and ammonia at the same time, and if you can get a maid to clean, that is your safest route. They know all the rules. Don't forget about hard-boiled eggs on the stove, and same for popcorn in the microwave. And don't walk on the inside of a sweeping staircase; the steps get super tiny and then before you know it you're in a heap at the bottom. Oh! And never wear socks while running down hardwood steps. Especially if someone who loves shiny just polished them. #theletsadventure" via @PhotoRepost_app
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champagnemaker So glad it's Friday! And I want to have a #giveaway, it's been awhile! Any suggestions other than not making you jump thru hoops to enter?! Keep in mind I want to make it! #youcanthavehandy [ regram @petiteparade ] 1w

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champagnemaker Adding this to my #makethis list cuz it looks so cute on @swilson312 #ineedonetoo @brooklyntweed #brooklyntweedboardwalk 1w

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champagnemaker As green as it gets today. There's a portrait under this landscape that I hated, but I didn't want to throw away this handmade paper! 😕 title = #cheapscape 2w

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champagnemaker this by @mackinink "I've always called you my imaginary friends. We don't see each other at dropoff beep beep or in the breakroom can we go home yet or in the lap lane your bum is getting smaller go you or at the neighborhood pizza place let's push our tables together, but that doesn't take away from the happy impact you have on my days. Thank you for that.

It's funny the tiny impacts we have on each other, right? Like, when we were on Krakatoa collecting chunks of lava, I was like omg @joslyntaylor would die for a bucket full, and so I got extra. I have a painting by @seanpatrickmcardle gifted by @reveriedaydream and in my past two homes I made sure to hang it right by the front door. And this morning I came downstairs barefoot because it's 40 and I've acclimated and I stepped on a crumb or twenty and honestly thought @designmom hates crumbs on bare feet which is why she either sweeps or wears socks, and so I swept. There's a million more to mention, and you know I will write them their own little stories. Until then, if you'd like to tag your own imaginary friends, I'm sure we'd love to bask in their rays. #theletsadventure" via @PhotoRepost_app
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champagnemaker Wish I could just stay in the sac today! #crushculdesac #tumblr #rainysaturday #nosuchluck #punintended 2w

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champagnemaker It's not new, what we do #caston #learntoknit #bestdietever #regrammed image via @weareknitters 2w

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champagnemaker It always makes me sad that this is not a #knittingstore! every time I walk by I get a little excited even tho I know it's some skater dude shop... #itshouldbeayarnstore! #greatsign #asifineedmoreyarn 2w

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