•   toobaddiane Darcy was just a socially awkward dude who had no idea HOW to act around a girl he actually liked so he resorted to being an asshole. Sounds like every guy I've ever dated tbh. 6h
  •   cattbowen @toobaddiane I married socially awkward. It's worked well thus far. 5h
  •   toobaddiane @cattbowen you actually got one to relax for a second to be tied down. Bravo! 5h
  •   cattbowen @toobaddiane it's all about the timing. 5h
  •   toobaddiane @cattbowen sounds like a lot of calculations and physical strain. 5h

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cattbowen Another poor (or AWESOME) name choice found. 2d

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cattbowen A corkscrew was not what I originally thought this was.... 2d

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cattbowen Certain groups are easily pissed by this, and it cracks me up. To be fair, someone once told me Jay-Z was from Queens, and I fell over into a faint. 3d

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cattbowen That right there is hours of awesome to get me through traveling HOURS AND HOURS with children. #books #booknerd #audiobooks #readtome 3d

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cattbowen We tried to take a cute #AllHailKingJulien picture, but she wouldn't look up from #AllHailKingJulien to do so. Oy. On @netflix today!!! Finally!!! #streamteam 3d

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cattbowen This year's Christmas bob is graduated! To prevent tangles.#shethinkshairbrushesarethetoolsofthedarklord #evilhorcrux 4d

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cattbowen Love her. 4d

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cattbowen #notetoself don't bring /Chess/ up, even in passing to BFF/writing partner/vocal coach of you don't want your eyeballs to pop out of your head the wknd before travel. #mezzoproblems #hisassissingingyouandiwithme #likeadozentimes #reallyilovehim #iswear 5d

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cattbowen Ok. Better now. 5d

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cattbowen These two. 5d

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cattbowen Call me crazy, but eating a cookie shaped like Jesus seems very wrong. I mean, it's like a REALLY WRONG version of communion. 7d

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cattbowen The perfect Christmas movie. I can even suspend my disbelief that Bing Crosby hadn't aged the eff out of service!! #whitechristmas #christmasmovies 7d

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cattbowen Tabs, much? Happy second-to-last Sunday of the semester, academia! #academia #getitdone #finals #papers #paulsonandtillerandswiftohmy 1w
  •   purelytwins Haha we are the same always have a million tabs open 1w

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cattbowen #postgym hair. There's no helping it. #fitfluential I really wish I had naturally silky hair. I HAZ dry frizz. 1w

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cattbowen A near-empty gym in NYC. #huminahhuminahhuminah #fitfluential 1w

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