carterselzer ¡¡Los Ojos!! 3w

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carterselzer seniors can hang 3w

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carterselzer shaky 2mon

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carterselzer happy birthday @harry_vandyne 3mon

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carterselzer happy birthday Chris @Chris s_teahan 3mon

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carterselzer put my lime in the coconuts and shake it all up 4mon

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carterselzer ayy lmao @stephen_kitts happy birthday big guy 6mon

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carterselzer I can't fit in the picture... 6mon

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carterselzer like for a tbh 6mon

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carterselzer Merry Christmas from the Selzers 7mon
  •   maxhewlett_ youre short 7mon
  •   bzorn15 Tbh ur tall and have a wonderful hair flow 7mon
  •   dilloncarter1 ^^^ what bzorn said ily bb 7mon
  •   madi_1723 Tbh: your hella short I'd suggest growing a few inches or so. Your really funny and chill tho! 6mon
  •   iamcameronlol Tbh selz I love you bud 6mon
  •   brosepph Tbh carter you're a fuckhead and I want to suck a hot fart out of your anus 2mon
  •   brosepph Also I just unfollowed you on accident 2mon
  •   _makennaglynn SHIIII YOU LONG AF 3w

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  •   lucycru Cuz a Dino would b the only suitable thing to squish you considering your height 7mon
  •   carterselzer ahh I gotcha that's mean thanks @lucycru 7mon
  •   emhauserrr Tbh we've met a couple times and I think I saw u at masons 7mon
  •   carterselzer shoot I didn't see you! you should've said hi! well I'll see you soon I guess! hope you had fun there @emhauserrr 7mon
  •   emhauserrr I should've I saw you like once the whole night and you will(: 7mon
  •   bames_ tbh you're a chill dude and I like your chest boner and ily 5mon
  •   carterselzer thanks bb @_bames hang soon 5mon
  •   navardo_bailey14 Tbh: Carter you're short and catch me on the court I'll dunk on you jk lmao but you seem cool..let's hang sometime 2mon

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carterselzer One sloth in the race against time must save his life including the lives of his close friends. <- did I just write the same movie intro as every other action movie? 12mon

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carterselzer Ah yes. The age old question: what is it like to have friends? 12mon
  •   jac0b111 Dude I'm home from MN we need to hang soon 12mon
  •   chris_teahan Tbh ur chill and u better b working out tomorrow I died Friday 12mon
  •   ross_elder Pussy 5mon

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carterselzer Wait what 1y

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carterselzer Why do most crabs have French accents in tv shows? 1y

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carterselzer I guess that's why it's called ice cream... Ask me questions tho 1y

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carterselzer Ask me questions 1y
  •   lilstos I actually laughed at that. 1y
  •   jaydubya123 Borat 1y
  •   jackauld Tbh lunch together is the best and I love your laugh 10mon
  •   camden_camden tbh: we're family friends and i like you? 9mon

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carterselzer Do you even birthday? @maddikate0523 1y
  •   lilmo216  1y
  •   bridgetm_58 1y
  •   leilertku that's blasphemy! Stone the blasphemer! 1y
  •   gwencamerlinck Photo creds to the one on the left 1y
  •   gwencamerlinck Tbh: I took that picture of Maddi We've only hung out one time but you are SO funny! And the Wisconsin soccer team was really creepy... And we need to all hang out again!! I haven't seen you in 5ever 1y
  •   lizzieoconnell Tbh: I don't know you that well but we should hang sometime! 11mon
  •   carterselzer Thanks man @franck_ballislife seeya soon 10mon
  •   bensweatt Tbh love you carter 4mon

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carterselzer Happy St. Patrick's day #stpattysday #snakes 1y

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carterselzer Real relationship advice #actualadvicemallard #boobies 1y

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