captain_cs Touché egg, touché. #jerk #slipperywhenwet #yokel 5mon

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captain_cs I have murdered...a bowl of cherries! #Dexter #popped21cherries #deathbyfruit #cherry #knife #juices #nofilter 8mon

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captain_cs Always check your skin for strange or sudden skin growths. Because then they have to be cut off and sent to a lab. #bettersafethansorry #skin #stitches #ladylumps 8mon

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captain_cs Gingerbread House making = family time :) #gingerbread #Christmas #tradition #nofilter @sholyneri @shosueste 1y

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Normal Christine
captain_cs Nosebleed of the OKC Thunder vs. Chicago Bulls game? Don't mind if I do! #nba #okc #thunderbaby #durantula 1y
  •   bryweinberg Oh ok no after game beers at Barleycorns? Lol 1y
  •   captain_cs @bryweinberg If I didn't have to get up at 5 this morning, we totally would have stopped in! :) 1y

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captain_cs Lost a piece of my heart today. #mansbestfriend 1y

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captain_cs I'm not sure how this is comfortable, but Kitty is just snoring away in my lap. #catsofinstagram #cat #snore #meowmix #purr #nipslip 2y

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  •   ococjkcin Make sure it doesn't try to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia. 2y
  •   _bill_ @ococjkcin ... She just told me she's never seen Zoolander. I just died a little on the inside. 2y
  •   ococjkcin @_bill_ oh..my...god...FIX THAT!!! 2y
  •   captain_cs @ococjkcin don't let him fool you, he's known this for years! don't worry, I'll catch up with pop culture one of these day #popupvideo 2y
  •   ococjkcin You won't regret watching that movie. I own it. You can borrow it. Or come over and watch it. Or I'll just quote it to you via Instagram photos. 2y
  •   theoriginalgen BEST.CAPTION.EVER. 2y
  •   captain_cs @geni913 ha! I knew you would appreciate it! 2y

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Lo-fi Christine
captain_cs Oh April, I like you more when you're sixty degrees Fahrenheit. #ice #spring #iceking #adventuretime #coldballs 2y

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captain_cs 1/8th of the result of 144 confetti-filled egg shells being smashed on top of family members heads. #hulksmash #concussion #eggs #Easter #confetti #crazy #family 2y

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captain_cs The person with the lowest score wins...right? #bowling #professional #balls @shosueste 2y

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captain_cs I think bird prints in the snow are one of the cutest things! #weird #snow #bird #birdprint #winter #kansas 2y

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captain_cs Caught doing the "crazy dog butt-rub dance." #crazydog #dogsofinstagram #closeyourlegs #dog #dance #butt 2y

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captain_cs Well hello giant, hairy spider corpse hiding among the leaves! #spider #insect #Halloween 2y

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captain_cs Made my first Pumpkin Gingerbread Trifle...oh yeah! #pumpkin #gingerbread #trifle #food #dessert #foodporn 2y

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captain_cs I spy with my little eye...a heron in Kansas! #heron #birds #nature #fall #water #Kansas #midwest #prairie 2y

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Nashville Christine
captain_cs Guess flour beetles like organic too :( And how do they get inside a sealed bag?!?!? Ugh. #bug #flour #healthybug #organic #beetle #flourbeetle 2y

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