candle_wik So we gave mah the mah-g.
Me: "How do you feel about puns?"
Mah: "What do you mean?"
Me: "Like, word play"
Mah: "I don't know"
Me: "We got you a mah-g"
@hashtag_sketchy: "Merry CHRIST-mah-s"
Me: "We've been doing some Mah puns lately."
Mah: "You guys are AWWWEsome"
Us: "..."
*five minutes later*
Mah: "Or should I say MAHsome"
3d

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candle_wik Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day @alexanderj2 1w

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candle_wik This album. 1w

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candle_wik *sobbing.
This song is just.
2w
  •   rebeccaerincurtis Remember last year in the Remembrance Day ceremony. I sang this. One of my favorite song ever 1w

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candle_wik Basically how I'm feeling like right now 2w

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candle_wik When parking struggles at school get too real.
There's legit no more than one foot on either side of my car.
The parallel skills are real.
2w

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candle_wik An elegant solution to my biggest problem 2w

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candle_wik Relatable. 3w

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candle_wik IT HAS ARRIVED @hashtag_sketchy 3w

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candle_wik Matthew is feeling the #puppylove @kiwzilmakeup 3w

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candle_wik Today was so unextraordinary
I'm so disappointed
I want a redo
I'm too stressed for this nonsense
3w

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candle_wik I ain't even mad 4w

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candle_wik #mcm eery Monday 4w

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candle_wik Rad lunch with the fam jam yesterday @famosopizzeria #famoso 1mon

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candle_wik 1mon

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candle_wik I honestly feel like this picture sums up each one of us perfectly. 1mon

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candle_wik #tbt to when I parked my car in the driveway like this and my dad yelled at me that I was treating my car like a toy
No dad
I was precision parking
Not even you can do that champ.
I literally drive onto the driveway differently and it was like, you tried to revolutionize the world and I don't like that
Conform to my expectations child
1mon

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