caiterrade hurricane season, aka this is your view every afternoon (and morning and evening) every day, all "summer" long. #theworststate #vscocam 27min

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caiterrade this is me allowing myself to be completely shallow and mourn my long nails that have almost all broken off because graceful has never been a word to describe me. time to get growing again to only have them likely fall upon this fate once more. #clapthreetimesifyouthinkthiswasahighpost #twiceonthepipeiftheanswerisno 14h
  •   coryn_e I love your nail posts because I'm always in the same place. 14h
  •   caiterrade @coryn_e they're little nubbies on one hand now. I'm mostly just annoyed because I'm going on a little weekend trip soon and well, there's logic there or something. 14h
  •   caiterrade @coryn_e I will say though that this was the longest my nails have ever been in my life. Thank you semi-healthy diets and gel manis. 14h
  •   coryn_e Mine were so long and they just all started breaking at once. I had the same trip logic but fear not, I went to DC with short nails and survived. Also, where do you go to get yours done, I'm 100% certain I'm spending too much. 13h
  •   caiterrade @coryn_e that's exactly what mine did. but wait - YOU SURVIVED? this little place by bell lake across from the tag office. I may pay too much as well though. 13h
  •   graebeard88 Cute mug! 3h
  •   caiterrade @graebeard88 thank you 16min

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caiterrade just a couple of peaches in the sun #mce #juliusthemeowdel # 2d

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  •   nick4730 @caiterrade that looks delicious, may I have some? Lol 3d
  •   todstl1 I am convinced I need to take you out for coffee and then try your cobbler 😛 3d
  •   siriusnoire There goes my shirt 3d
  •   alexandramiro Love it. 3d
  •   robotslie Change this account name to cobbler time or else you're a fraud 3d
  •   pawrker Motherfucker I swear to god 3d
  •   caiterrade @pawrker I can't control myself. I have a problem. 3d
  •   pawrker The first step is admitting it, there are people who want to help you, you just have to share. 2d

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caiterrade when you leave work early because you're sick but have an hour to kill before your (unrelated) doctor appointment. #yestergram #iambeautifulnomatterwhattheysay 5d
  •   pawelzawistowski And words can't bring you dowwwwwwwn! 5d
  •   pawrker WOW YOU'RE SO PRETTY TOO BAD YOU DONT SHARE. 5d
  •   todstl1 Get well soon 5d
  •   caiterrade @todstl1 thank you - I'm actually feeling a quite a bit better today 5d
  •   caiterrade @pawrker you can't expect to call dibs on cobbler and it last more than a few hours. it's blackberry cobbler, c'mon. 5d
  •   pawrker Are you telling me that dibs don't count anymore. Listen. Ok. You know what I'm just gonna make my own. And not share. 4d

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caiterrade I wish I could put "expert in minimally aesthetically-pleasing photos of desserts" on my resume. #ijustwannaopenabakery #coverlettersarebullshit #bakingwhilebaking 6d
  •   joe_crockett Sigh... 6d
  •   nikkirevis Ohmehgarshhhhh #totallyresumeworthy 6d
  •   pawrker Could've saved so much more time by just emptying all the ice cream into the pan and eating it in one sesh 🏼 6d
  •   caiterrade @pawrker for once I actually practiced restraint and the remainder you see is in the fridge 6d
  •   pawrker I'm so disappointed. So disappointed in fact I'm going to need to eat all of that to feel better. 6d
  •   caiterrade @pawrker don't worry - in a few hours, that pan will be in the dishwasher 6d
  •   pawrker I DIDNT SEE ANY MENTIONS OF SHARING 6d
  •   caiterrade @pawrker 🏻🏻🏻🏻 6d

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caiterrade drinks all the coffee, smokes all the green, still needs all the sleepy tea. #andthatsallyoucandoaboutsomethings 7d

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caiterrade in fifteen days I plan on being so high on life in Denver that I won't care what my hair looks like, but it'd be pretty cool if it looked like this and not the mess it is now. #alackoffilter #flashbackanotherlifetimeago 1w

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caiterrade everytime you think you're walking you're just moving the ground
everytime you think you're talking you're just moving your mouth
#foreverlisteningtomodestmouse
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caiterrade last night I pregamed my white girl wine with some whiskey, made myself some bomb dinner, fell asleep watching gilmore girls, and woke up on the couch at 645am to bake with this guy. #whenitstimetopartywewillalwayspartyhard #vscocam #juliusthemeowdel 2w
  •   robotslie Marry me? I'll even watch Gilmore girls with you 2w
  •   titanmoonchild Look at that handsome man! 2w
  •   caiterrade @titanmoonchild there's about 10 others where he sat just outside the shadows just to be a dick, but damn he's cute 2w
  •   kamakebelieve ^ that last line has so much truth to it hahah 7d

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caiterrade don't be down when my demeanor tends to disappoint - it's hard enough even trying to be civil to myself #flashbackfiveweeks #hellhathnofurylikeawomanbeltingoutfionaapple #subliminalmessages 2w

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caiterrade crystallized pineapple and white girl wine. a communion of sorts. #naturalhabitat #fivehead #holyshititsnotaselfie 2w

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caiterrade when it looks like you were high when you picked out your nail color but you were actually stone-cold sober #minusthexanax #youfallandyoucrawlandyoubreakandyoutakewhatyouget 2w

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caiterrade "he looks like a typical white girl looking at his phone while taking the picture" - when people and their pets start to look alike #matchingRBF #idonotneedyoutotellmethatiamnotacat #mce 2w

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caiterrade and there will be a poetry spoken silently between me and the stereo #slowimprovements #vintagefiltertoincreasethehipstercred #vintagefilterforauthenticity 2w

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caiterrade if you didn't think I'd wear this to work, you haven't learned anything. and like all my jokes, no one noticed, cared, or laughed. it's a difficult life when your humor is as unparalleled as mine. #🏻 #shirtsiactuallyweartowork 2w
  •   tessa__moon 2w
  •   _eltalbongo I can't find something wrong with that shirt 2w
  •   caiterrade @_eltalbongo the description is on a previous photo. 2w
  •   shopbadrevival Pretty sure if your eyes matched that shirt collar any better our phone screens would break Love that you're digging the shirt babe! 2w

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caiterrade cobbler glamour shots. obviously I finished 3/4 of the pan all by myself. #bikiniseason #thismayormaynotbewhyimsingle #notthecobblerthough #itdbringalltheboystotheyard #onewouldassume 2w
  •   pawrker The hashtags, holy shit all the hashtags everywhere 2w
  •   caiterrade @pawrker inebriation tends to do that. or just having a lot of thoughts. 2w
  •   pawrker Well I've cut back on the inebriation so I think I'll jump into the having lots of thoughts group 2w
  •   mikahdanae Come to Houston, make cobbler, and listen to music with me, ok? Yes good great 🏼 1w
  •   caiterrade @mikahdanae yes 🏻🏻🏻🏻 6d

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caiterrade it's a little hard to show off your cobbler-making skills when the blackberries blend into your dishes. #mynameiscaitlinandiliketoparty #vscocam 3w

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caiterrade I thought it was a bird but it was just a paper bag. #thesehandsarejusttooshakytohold #vscocam 3w

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