burnsnoticed We are in the golden age of television 4h

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burnsnoticed Hey guys 1d

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burnsnoticed Oh, you've caught me in my pajamas #nyc 2d

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burnsnoticed Food is great, but you have to prove that you're a virgin #nyc #brooklyn 3d

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burnsnoticed A man, his house, his dog and his baby #newjersey 6d

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burnsnoticed Enjoy the weather, you guys! #nyc #brooklyn #andreagassi 6d

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burnsnoticed This is the movie poster for my re-make of "The 3 Amigos" #nyc #timessquare 2w

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burnsnoticed I may be naive but having anything at your cervix for 19 years could cause infection, no? #brooklyn #nyc 2w

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burnsnoticed Casa de Henao Van Bommel #farm #newjersey 2w

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burnsnoticed "Hi, excuse me. Who are you here to see?" #farm #newjersey 2w

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burnsnoticed Mike and his stupid hat #brooklyn #nyc 2w

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burnsnoticed Throw your TVs out the window - Spring is here #nyc #brooklyn 2w

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burnsnoticed #tbt to the back of that cereal box. On fleek I believe 2w

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burnsnoticed Let's go ahead and have a meal #nyc #brooklyn 3w

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burnsnoticed "Congratulations - I didn't know you were trying to have kids!"
"We weren't, but we were using condoms that had the word "KING" spelled with a "Y" on it's packaging, so I guess in some ways we were trying"
"Well congratulations, ya know, either way. Truly a blessing. God's precious gift. A beautiful miracle. Any idea on a name?"
"KYNG. With a Y"
"And if it's a girl?"
"KYNG. With a Y."
"What about QWEEN. With a W, perhaps."
"No."
"Ah the miracle of life. Truly a blessing."
#nyc #subway
4w

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burnsnoticed My haircut is somehow better now. Other pieces of note - I'm wearing a shirt with a Shakespeare quote, although I wasn't clear who Shakespeare was. Also, my Grandpa's face is disgruntled, like we were fans that bothered him on the street and not his G.D. GRANDCHILDREN! #tbt 1mon
  •   burnsnoticed Thank you @mrsdigiacomo for the picture! 1mon
  •   mrsgembala Love this 1mon
  •   mrsdigiacomo No problem @burnsnoticed any idea what you did to inconvenience poppa? 1mon
  •   burnsnoticed I think @seanburns9 had stabbed him in the arm? Or at least he knew that Sean was going to one day stab him in the arm? 1mon
  •   pattib23 That incident occurred in Florida...we don't speak of it anymore... 1mon
  •   mariannedavey21 The little log cabin in back came Huntington a few years later and a few years after that it went to its next kid to play in 4w

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burnsnoticed Best Birthday text ever 1mon

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