boxcarjosh "I played video games in a drunken haze, I was 17 years young, hurt my knuckles punching the machines, the taste of scotch rich on my tongue. And then Cathy showed up and we hung out, trading swigs from a bottle, all bitter and clean. Locking eyes, holding hands, twin high maintenance machines." T3 #theleoawesomestarwarscontest5 10h

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boxcarjosh TK-917 knows there is only one way to get a decent break on the Death Star. Getting paied to poop. T3 #theleoawesomestarwarscontest5 11h

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boxcarjosh @tattooedgurl tagged me for my #favorites. 1. Favorite song: The Boxer by Simon & Garfunkel
2. Favorite sport: Soccer
3. Favorite band: R.E.M.
4. Favorite show: Arrested Development.
5. Favorite movie (non Star Wars): Jurassic Park
6. Favorite colour: Grey (yes, I spell things properly)
7. Favorite food: Pizza
8. Favorite drink: Unsweet iced tea
9. Favorite video game: Halo (whole series) I tag @laurendangerous, @ryankallen, and @bowserisking.
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boxcarjosh The cops in my neighborhood really aren't very sneaky. #Nashville #musiccity #music_city 2d
  •   boxcarjosh @banjo.fett Seriously, who needs all those flowers and books? 2d
  •   radlikeunicorn this has been going on by my apt. too - not sure if they are just decoys to make people be on better behavior or if there is some new law they have to state it? 2d
  •   jeremymazza I read it as a present tense headline, like POLICE NOTICE UNDERCOVER POLICE OPERATION IN PROGRESS. Which is also dumb 2d
  •   boxcarjosh @radlikeunicorn good question. 2d
  •   boxcarjosh @jeremymazza Ha! At least they are observant. 2d
  •   laurendangerous @hlindley Sneaky, sneaky, SIR! 2d
  •   kennected I've seen these before... Make you wonder if the undercover cops are being approached by friends while on the job ruining months upon months of police work. 2d
  •   boxcarjosh @kennected Ha! I choose to believe that, now. 2d

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boxcarjosh @kelli_cupcake tagged me for my #viewrightnow. I met this cutie for lunch. I tag @mrfontana, @looloojen and @scionxtc. 1w

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  •   davesanderson Hannibal? Nice. 2w
  •   boxcarjosh @davesanderson The elephants didn't think so. 2w
  •   davesanderson Fair point. Now, I have a serious question. These appear to be African elephants, did Hannibal use African or Indian? I figure Indians are easier to train, but I'm no expert. 2w
  •   davesanderson My apologies, I wiki'd it. As he went from Iberia to Italy, I'll assume the elephants were African as north Africa and Spain are so close to each other. 2w
  •   boxcarjosh @davesanderson Hmmm, you know, I never thought about that? You are probably right. 2w

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boxcarjosh We're art. #blackdeathcrew 2w

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boxcarjosh Buzz is a Star Wars! #blackdeathcrew 2w

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boxcarjosh Lanterns for Angela. 2w

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boxcarjosh Dumdum is one of my favorite old pups. I've loved her for years. 2w

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boxcarjosh Both ends of the country in a month. Not bad. #flordia 2w

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boxcarjosh I love my wife so much! 2w

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boxcarjosh This is after one episode of our Trailer Park Boys drinking game. There were seven of us. It's easy, just take a swig every time they cuss. Good luck. #TrailerParkBoys 2w

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boxcarjosh We are starting a babysitting service. DM for rates. #freecandyincluded 2w

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boxcarjosh What do you do when you show up to the rental house you got on the beach with your friends last, and they took all the good rooms with the king size beds and left the two rooms with two twins apiece? You put all four together in one room to make a super-bed of course! Suck it friends! #flordia 2w

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boxcarjosh Finished the season. The show was great, Daredevil was great, but Fisk...he was a masterpiece of acting and writing. Vincent D'Onofrio killed it. He was amazing. Second only to Heath Ledger's Joker in the villain ranking in my opinion. That's hard for me to say as a DC guy, too. Sorry Jack, I had to bump you. #daredevil 2w

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boxcarjosh Run Carole! Death comes in threes! 2w
  •   boxcarjosh @darthphilo Ha! Sadly, though, his last name is not King. 2w
  •   paul6 Larry King! 2w
  •   bometheus My boy Don is getting up there too 2w
  •   boxcarjosh @paul6 @bometheus Maybe they are safe because they aren't musicians. 2w
  •   bometheus Maybe, but the rule of three rarely makes such distinctions as far as I can tell. We should totally get a pot going for which King will be next haha that's horrible 2w
  •   darthphilo Ha! So medicated didn't realize the King connection. Haha. If Kanye has changed his name to yeezus, which is like Jesus, who to some people is the King of men, does that count? 2w
  •   boxcarjosh @bometheus ha! We should. 2w
  •   boxcarjosh @darthphilo I'll allow it. 2w

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boxcarjosh Chattanooga nights. You know you're jealous. #chattanooga 2w

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