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boofiusmaximus It's what the doctor ordered... #tecspk #contourlines 17h
  •   charlsie_astrid It's funny you just posted this... I am sitting in the waitingroom of an urgent care down the street from my apartment while one of these (bagel with THam,E, and C) waits for me at home. Get me out of here! 15h
  •   ksnyder46 Must be a #tecspk kinda day, cuz I had one too. 14h
  •   boofiusmaximus It always is @ksnyder46 13h
  •   jivedig Please get that SPK outta here. Everythang bagel and be done wit it. 6h

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boofiusmaximus F*ck 'em 1d

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boofiusmaximus Playground #hyperlapse 3d

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boofiusmaximus I hung these steer horns I got in Texas, which also make a stingray shadow, so it's a win/win situation #marinelifeshadowpuppets 4d

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boofiusmaximus I'm automatically friends with the person who lives in this house... #bumblesbounce #yukon #Christmas 4d

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boofiusmaximus More importantly, there's a little Indian kid with no shirt on behind us. Fantastic #UnitedAirlines #Goddamnit 7d
  •   justinwentzel Hahahaha wtf 7d
  •   octanedread Jesus Christ! 7d
  •   xaivier_agamemnon007 @boofiusmaximus I say go for a nice arm stretch and "accidentally" tap that Lil fucker on the face. Falsely apologize then have a beer. My dad was at the store once, about this time of year, and this little punk came up him and said "Gee mister you're fat. You are Santa an Claus." Now my dad was six foot and about 450. He was a big man but humble and this kid was about five years old or so. My dad simply replied "That's not a nice thing to say son." The little boy again said " You're fat! You're Santa Claus." My dad shrugged it off and continued his shopping. As he was checking out he noticed that little boy was standing next to him in line with his mother who was reading a magazine. My dad grabbed his bags off the counter and as he turned to leave he made damn sure the lighter bag was in the proper hand and...*WHACK* he bumped the little boy with the bag knocking him to the ground. The boy started to cry and my dad simply said "Oh! I'm so sorry little boy. I didn't see you there." Cracked a smile and went on his way. Freakin love that story! 7d
  •   breezy425 My peoples lol @boofiusmaximus 6d
  •   r1gio You look thrilled lmao!! 6d
  •   chlozofoto What's in Texas?! @boofiusmaximus 4d
  •   boofiusmaximus My cousins place. I wanna go back! @chlozofoto 4d

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boofiusmaximus You haven't lived until you've flown alone with 2 kids #iwillneedadrinktonight 7d

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boofiusmaximus Taking pictures of kids while drinking margaritas #atx #laketravis 1w
  •   mlmlb Nice! Hope you have a great weekend! :) 1w
  •   ksnyder46 Since you're in TX, is it an appropriate time to tell you to "cowboy up"? 1w

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boofiusmaximus This day sponsored by #Jameson photo credit @tbooth32 #ATX 1w

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boofiusmaximus Drinks in Texas #atx #Frank 1w

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boofiusmaximus Reviewing safety procedures #Austin #kidsonplanes 1w
  •   everettmagie Lol very well behaved it seems 1w
  •   j_love259 You should off gave him a newspaper and take the picture. 1w
  •   mackara12 Ryan lives on a plane?!?! Ryan is awesome!! How does one get to know Ryan?! Unless it's my ex Ryan in which case tell that weirdo to suck the 600lbs wife's ass! 1w
  •   boofiusmaximus Well I instagramed this at Ryan's house 1w
  •   mackara12 Dammit! Well, if you like him he must be cool even if he lives an a house 1w
  •   mackara12 In 1w

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boofiusmaximus #WCW Because the nerd in me could love an evil blue bald biomechanical alien #nebula #guardiansofthegalaxy 2w
  •   tybeegav3 Great movie! I want the boys to see it! 1w
  •   zrawr69 ɕɾεεԹψ αηδ ί ʆίƘε ίϯ 1w

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boofiusmaximus Uhhhm, Christmas is in 17 days....just sayin. #need 2w

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boofiusmaximus Professional Christmas Tree wrangler #saw #Lila 2w

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