boofiusmaximus Apparently some stores still carry #MSG. I have so many healthy eating friends that I'm ashamed to hold it. It's the heroin of food 21h
  •   ksnyder46 I love msg. No shame. 21h
  •   kelcieak But hey, less sodium than salt! 21h

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boofiusmaximus He's learning how to play #NBAJam. This is one of my more genius parenting moves 2d
  •   kerdiz Is he playing as the beastie boys!? 2d
  •   kerdiz From dooooown tooownnnn! 2d
  •   kerdiz He's heating up 2d
  •   kerdiz He's on fire!!!! 2d

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boofiusmaximus Just reminding @mckennasos12 that I was such a good older brother... #reminiscing 2d
  •   jmcaruso06 I used to hold my little sister's ankles and dangle her down the laundry chute... That went from the 2nd floor to the basement. That could have been ugly. @boofiusmaximus 2d
  •   coloradomomma_ I tied my little sister to the front yard fence with a dog leash while babysitting her. Good times. 2d
  •   janenlisa I beat you both....the balloons in the bathroom after watching "It". Your reaction? Priceless. 2d
  •   emily_schmemilyy This kind of reminds me of the time my brother hid under my bed and grabbed my ankles in the middle of the night when I got up to go pee. My mom beat the shit out of him that night. 24h
  •   boofiusmaximus That's a solid idea @emily_schmemilyy 24h
  •   boofiusmaximus Yeah and my mom, @janenlisa let me watch Stephen King's "It" about that clown, and then snuck balloons into the bathroom while I was in the shower in like 6th grade 24h
  •   emily_schmemilyy @boofiusmaximus If you're a cruel sick person it is!!!! 24h

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boofiusmaximus She was reading this book, and obviously planning the Earth's demise for sure #evilgenius 1w

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boofiusmaximus How to kill time #dadlife #bowling 1w
  •   jooderrs Ohhhh is this why you're not at first place 1w
  •   janenlisa Takes after her Grandma! 1w

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boofiusmaximus The age old struggle of trying to hold a coffee AND a Ninja Turtle #latergram #TMNT 1w

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boofiusmaximus Pancakes and spaghetti. Definitely weird enough to be my daughter #Parentingdoneright #Lila 2w

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boofiusmaximus #tbt Back when I used to rep Disney hard @janenlisa #disney #yourmom #mymom 2w

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boofiusmaximus It looks peaceful, but as you well know, it's f*cking freezing #cold 3w

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boofiusmaximus Happy Valentines Day... 3w

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boofiusmaximus Finally got a Friday the 13th tattoo! By my talented coworker @moroskitattoo 3w

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boofiusmaximus Throwback to 6 years ago. Time flies #TBT #Lila 3w

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boofiusmaximus Sponge Bob 3D with the grommets #spongebob 3w

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boofiusmaximus Words to live by #favabeans 4w

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boofiusmaximus I need a solid plan to steal this life life size #tanooki #MtFuji 4w

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boofiusmaximus I just realized that I've purchased 3 new school Leonardos over the past year for Corbin, that's not including the 2 other old school Leonardos he has. #parenting #TMNT 4w
  •   mackara12 4w
  •   sydneyjc We currently have 3 Leonardo's and 2 Donatello's. One Raphael and one missing michaelangelo. Elliot has been questioning the whereabouts of Michael Angelo for weeks and I am really trying to hold back buying a new one because I know he is in this SOMEWHERE!!! 4w
  •   sydneyjc In this house somewhere ** 4w
  •   tybeegav3 I'm using this as reasoning of how we can both be Leo next time Corbin and i play ninja turtles... 4w

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boofiusmaximus She's watching #WillFerrell lip synch Let it Go on @Jimmyfallon #Lila 4w

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