bllix Hella fine twin ladies all up in the crib 5d

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bllix BRO two chicks at the same time 3mon
  •   jcworsley BAJINAS 3mon
  •   bllix DABO 3mon
  •   twobitnoise Cue Budweiser music. 3mon
  •   eelproof This is how Daft Punk started. Before that horrible studio accident. 3mon
  •   hatehug So that's where you've been for the past 5 months. Sex. 3mon
  •   bllix Sex couldn't pay me to not Internet. 3mon
  •   ihuntmidgets Oh em jeez 3mon

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bllix Computer, load program 'Boys II Men triple-six Jodeci alpha', advance to level "ruffneck freq" and hold. 8mon

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bllix That time IBM bought me a Macbook and the universe collapsed in on itself multiplied by infinity to the power of Grayskull, give or take a singularity or two. 9mon
  •   metalm4rk Once you go Mac. Say it ain't pro. Big Mac attack. Mac Diesel. Macaroni & keys. Macalaca- /kills self 9mon
  •   jwlawhorn Holy shit y'all. 9mon
  •   jcworsley Hope you named it Risa. 9mon
  •   argenteumastrum that time you used it and got a virus .... wait what virus ? 9mon

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bllix IT guy/Fur supplier for my home office 1y

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bllix Air Traffic Tower of Cirith Francisco #nofilter #noh8 #nonazgûl 1y

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bllix Ye Olde PC LOAD LETTER 1y

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bllix TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE closed captioning 1y

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bllix New company laptop! 1y

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bllix Giant Crow Shits On Bathroom Skylight, Resident Watches Helplessly While Urinating 1y

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bllix Lemme blast them panties, girl. 1y

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bllix Today's Girl Alert is brought to us, as a people, by the letters 6 and 9. 2y

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bllix @pitch_thief controls MIDI with his mind, very impressive. I taught him how to do it, very impressive. The point is, I'm very impressive. 2y

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bllix Oregon weather for an Oregon brew. You see dead people. #beer 2y

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bllix Then why did the Steve Jobs invent fixed-gear PBR scrabble?? 2y
  •   eshone_elkbeats I lol'd and then searched your letters for a clever comment and found almost as hard to deal with as the auto correct changing lol'd to Lola's 6 times 2y
  •   wiredforsound What about Yolo? 2y
  •   jcworsley YNLAA 2y

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bllix I think we can all agree that $5.47 is a fair price. 2y
  •   jwlawhorn What makes is cosmopolitan? I mean, is there a Rural Rimmer? Is it cheaper? 2y
  •   bllix COCKtail huh huh-huh huh 2y
  •   jwlawhorn I see nothing has changed. 2y
  •   jscottwilson I'll take two. 2y
  •   wiredforsound Very Red Dwarf of you. 2y
  •   margaretblue I'm all for legalization so they can get fair wages 2y
  •   eelproof Sudden thirst. 2y
  •   bllix Y'all cray 2y

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bllix I JUST WANTED TO PEE IS THIS REALLY NECESSARY oh god it moved WHAT DOES IT WANT 2y
  •   sharivanderwerf Your soul. 2y
  •   bllix TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT PLEASE DON'T GET ON ME 2y
  •   wiredforsound Spider-Man is Sexy!? 2y
  •   eelproof "....the spider is now upon my person." 2y
  •   iamlucyspet that is why i keep napalm in the bathroom 2y
  •   ihuntmidgets It probably laid eggs inside your ears while you slept. 2y
  •   bllix EGGS OH GOD 2y
  •   argenteumastrum jest like on dat movie the serpent and the bllixbow 1y

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bllix Throw Back Thursday oh god #tbt 2y

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bllix Allegedly, I am not a dude. #nofilter 2y

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bllix Neither is it an acceptable condition, and yet. 2y

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