Earlybird Billie Vanilli
billie_vanilli When I own a quarter acre at Guerrilla Bay in NSW with a 1960s caravan just casually ballin out under a shed like this, surrounded by sounds of crickets and the ocean, I will know that I have arrived. #caravan #vintagecaravan #guerrillas 2mon

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billie_vanilli Autumn days wake the dreamer from her summer slumber. Almost time to take off again and cast a shadow elsewhere. 2mon

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Nashville Billie Vanilli
billie_vanilli Birthday girl got stacks of kisses for Keating. 2mon

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billie_vanilli South Coast mole patrol. 2mon

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Nashville Billie Vanilli
billie_vanilli Bumble Bee, Chi Chi and Li'l Froggy. Ugh. So cute. 2mon

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billie_vanilli The girl got some sass. 2mon

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billie_vanilli My brother and sister in law MADE THIS projection on the National Library!!! The people in my family are fucking incredible ballin' ass creatives. So proud 2mon

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billie_vanilli Wodonga to Canberra is beautiful. Melbourne to Wodonga can suck a dick. 2mon

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billie_vanilli Spotted this Japanese guy riding his loaded bike up a hot highway. I was about to munch through a container of watermelon so I stopped to see if he wanted some. That mother fucker ate the whole thing like he was eating his first meal in 5 years. He's biking to Canberra, then Sydney like a BOSS. And he ain't got no fancy bike either. 2mon

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Crema Billie Vanilli
billie_vanilli This picture does absolutely nothing to convey how much I am ceebzing on this long as fuck, solo road trip. 2mon

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billie_vanilli Chockie's face when she sees luggage. 2mon
  •   anna_1000000 Oh good you are heading back to NY. See you soon 2mon
  •   whoa_itsjo Awww chockie! So emotelligent 2mon
  •   sarah_cakaric_ 😕 ohhhh Chockie! Xx 2mon
  •   billie_vanilli @anna_1000000 we went through this last year Dolly. Not til well after the snow has melted. Might be back in October for a wedding in NOLA. @sarah_cakaric_ @whoa_itsjo took me almost 4 hours to leave the house this morning. She was giving me the guilts. Bad. 2mon
  •   anna_1000000 What snow??!! October is cold here bleerg piney come bacj 2mon

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billie_vanilli Excellent at sleeping. 2mon

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billie_vanilli Fuck the interview. 18 questions to go @redinho 2mon

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billie_vanilli Aside from being an incredible musician, philosopher and life coach, @redinho is also an excellent furniture removalist who follows direction well. 2mon

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billie_vanilli Ass. 2mon

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billie_vanilli Being a 3 year old kid looks pretty awesome. Scared her cuteness is gonna kill me dead when I see her this weekend. 2mon

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Inkwell Billie Vanilli
billie_vanilli Lunice 2mon

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billie_vanilli My favourite list of all time makes for excellent reading rain, hail or shine. Drunk, high or sober. 2mon
  •   mezzathebossman Phallophopia all the way...don't mind when they appear like a hairless baby mouse nestled down for a nap but when they begin to perk up 2mon
  •   billie_vanilli @mezzathebossman why limit yourself to just one phobia when there are a jgabillion to choose from? Fear of vegetables, colour, amnesia, insanity (oh the irony), words, names, numbers, stars. I have an intense fear of idiocy and this list has confirmed that I am right to be fearful as idiots are EVERYWHERE & are suffering REAL LIFE idiot crises draining our resources and wasting the air they are brave enough to breathe. 2mon
  •   _kittylitter_ Lol 2mon
  •   lozsteel Too good! Phallophopia 2mon
  •   jessitruth Pretty sure i got parasito and pediculo 2mon
  •   mezzathebossman Hahaha bronnie! Just about about brave enuf to sip some air. 2mon
  •   billie_vanilli @mezzathebossman after repeating my mantras and affirmations and calling Gail for advice maybe.... 2mon

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billie_vanilli She needs you. Donate to www.mymumislazymolewhohasntwalkedmeyet.com 2mon

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billie_vanilli Lolita 2mon

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