benjacobson Sundance international closing night scene report: brought to you by crop video llc inc in conjunction with its corporate partners: goldman sachs, mcdonalds, merrel, acura, chase sapphire, columbia sportswear, standard oil, old timey shovel company, inteligensia, evil diamond dealers, rapists, pedophiles, crocs, harvey weinstein, tyler perry, the illuminati, james franco! And american airlines. Co opting and running independent cinema into the ground with unbridled capitalist skull fucking since 1991. 1y

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benjacobson Sundance International Film Festival: Review of Day 1. Weekend round up edition. 1y

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benjacobson "Hey- have we ever talked about how The Blind Side is the exact plot to Harry and The Hendersons?" - @pjransone 1y
  •   nikkishapiro1 That guy 1y
  •   lyzolko Ok 1. Not no 2. It's just nice to hear pj laugh 1y
  •   lyzolko If u see john lithgow get me his autograph 1y

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benjacobson ...I came all the way to Sundance to make sure Zach Braff never makes another movie. @pjransone Yo where does Bobby Redford be kickin it?! 1y

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benjacobson YO FUCK SANDY KENYON.
My TOP TEN. Movies of the year as read by my disapproving father... 10) Chef
9) Happy Christmas
8) Fury
7) Calvalry
6) Top Five
5) The Raid 2
4) A Most Violent Year
3) Whiplash
2) Life Itself
1) Inherent Vice
I know everything about movies.
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benjacobson Q: Man, you know what your problem is? You got no juice.

Also HAPPY NEW YEAR
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benjacobson Frank Costello: You do well in school?
Young Colin: Yeah
Frank Costello: Good. So did I. They call that a paradox.

ALSO
Looking
Season 2
Premieres January 11th only on HBO
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benjacobson "I'm too old to be cool"
-Moe Stark
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benjacobson Yo that new D'angelo album is fire
am I right am I right...
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  •   ramonabean Those are fake glasses which is so wack. So the gig is up my friend. You are a phony 1y
  •   scorpiomire Best you've ever looked. Don't listen to the #haters 1y
  •   scorpiomire Still obsessed with how haute u look here 1y
  •   skippermcphee I actually think u look like d'angelo now 1y

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benjacobson Pour gasoline on the killing fields 1y
  •   biedoo Chanukahcon is coming. They couldn't pass on these bargain prices. Silver bullets don't work. You'll need a gold throwing Star of David 1y
  •   helloreilly giving urself diarrhea again I guess 1y
  •   mattmastrorocco Benny from the block 1y
  •   rexk9rescue SANTACON!!! Ben I've got 4 dogs to help protect you as well!!! 1y

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benjacobson Inherent Vice came out today...also me and Anthony Perullo just renovated my apartment so I could take this photo.
I might not be a do good er but I've done good.
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benjacobson "When the guns start poppin' wonder when it's gone cease

You gon' make me bring this Chevy to a real slow creep

We can end the speculation 'cause today we gone see

You be hatin' and I see why, 'cause you don't know me"

Stunt cock
@daveransone @imtired @pjransone @bs_billionaire @biedoo
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benjacobson Two guys one bag 1y

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benjacobson William Somerset: Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." .........I agree with the second part 1y

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benjacobson Like I'm not not Ferris Bueller. 1y

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benjacobson The Sopranos Season 3 Episode 11... A reenactment. 1y

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benjacobson Hey Mohicans, looks like we won. 2y

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benjacobson Me and @biedoo roll so hard on Sundays.

#ripmikenichols
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benjacobson My Saturday night is just so, so...ill. 2y

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