bengoldst I've been walking around the office all morning with bird crap on my arm. Never noticed it. 8h

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bengoldst School is for fools 22h

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bengoldst Right now @brianenglishman thinks he's on Seinfeld 5d

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bengoldst Ace is back and he told you so - w/ @ricky_dal 1w
  •   ricky_dal Rather than pay you for the ticket, I will pick up your tab at Manitobas Friday, what say you? 7d

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bengoldst @andbritta #instalessJimmy pose and @asumerlin thinking "how about we don't crash our boats?" 1w

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bengoldst Summer is not over #DTFF 1w

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bengoldst Shopping with Dad #DTFF 2w

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bengoldst #TBT when I photobombed AMC and said I love Breaking Bad, one guy said "we know" 2w

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bengoldst YouTube brought YouTube Cupcakes 2w

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bengoldst Behind me people are protesting 9/11 conspiracies and this guy is just taking a nap and holding a bunch of cats and puppies. 3w

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bengoldst Olivia brought me Johnnie Walker Blue Label 1mon

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bengoldst Grace chose the filter after she got me a beer. 1mon

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bengoldst UPDATE: we made it to Motley Crüe for $7/ticket - Alice Cooper now @ricky_dal @brianenglishman @onebitewalker 1mon

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bengoldst @onebitewalker made this Motley Crue mix CD for me because no one wants to go see them tonight with me for $14/ ticket 1mon
  •   jessiedevour That's a steal!! 1mon
  •   eilizzle Yo ill go with you! Is it in Philly? 1mon
  •   ricky_dal Turns out he was right the whole time 1mon

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bengoldst Arcade Fire in Brooklyn with @kmart829 and @kfly325 - the light on the left is a man in a disco ball suit. What?! 1mon

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bengoldst Which one is cleaner? The Hudson or the St John's River? 2mon
  •   kla_lew My money is on the Hudson. Wait. Do they have the flesh eating bacteria too? 2mon
  •   bengoldst @kla_lew I'm not sure but I'll jump in and let you know in a week 2mon
  •   kla_lew @bengoldst HA! (Please don't do that lol) 2mon

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bengoldst I had a really good time last night 2mon

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2mon bengoldst
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bengoldst This is 100% happening right now. 2mon

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