beejann Hot deal. I do all my shopping online anyways. I need to buy social fame. Everything goals. Am I Kylie Jenner yet? Anyone want to chip in for my social superstar fund? If you donate I will like 5 of your posts (when I'm popular). Come on man, please man. I'm not selling you a crappy mixtape down in Venice beach. Come on man help me out, I'm tryna go places. 1w

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beejann So today is Friday proceeding Saturday proceeding next Friday post this Friday that's post last Friday and post Thursday of this past Thursday that was yesterday. Why did Beyoncé steal the idea for her 7-11 video from OG Macos work? Because OG Maco is the bees knees, k peace ☮. 3w

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beejann Happy Birthday to my dad 4w

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beejann Be there or be square, because you're not around. Barking up the wrong tree. Beat around the bush. I get it, Idioms all start with a B ∴ anything that starts with a B is an idiom. Idiom and Idiot are different. 4w

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beejann You guys all have been posting such nice pictures recently man. I love all the great Instagram pictures you all take. They are so great you guys. Keep up the pictures you guys. Instagram is a great platform for people to share pictures on. And videos as well. Keep up the great selfie pictures to you guys, you're all so pretty every day. I can't even. Instagram is so good, I recommend everyone to have one. It's more better than a lot of social medias because it's simple like selfies and pictures. I found myself on Instagram, both spiritually and physically. Mostly I mean I found my identity through it. I don't see myself belonging anywhere else. 1mon
  •   morganwaggi Thanks for the moral support! I look to your page every day for inspiration. You've really changed my outlook on the world of social media and I am forever in your debt! Thanks Bijan. Warm regards. 1mon
  •   beejann @morganwaggi, you're welcome Morgan. Thank you for choosing Instagram. I didn't create the app, I just want people to know it's a great place to find inspiration and that they can post photos on it. So great to hear that you are into that. 1mon
  •   themarianavaca Thank you for verbalizing what I could not. Very inspiration. Keep it up. 1mon
  •   beejann @themarianavaca yes of course. @themarianavaca 1mon
  •   meninajackieee I can't even. 1mon

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1mon beejann
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beejann Oh man, so I told my side bae that I wished my girlfriend was more like her and then she went and told my girlfriend that I said that and now they are friends and I'm like seeing so many improvements. #life. 1mon

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beejann My weed dealer won't open up. He keeps saying he's sold out. Bob Marley sold-out when he joined the black-eyed peas. Who was the president of Jamaica after him? Isn't that a type of Mexican juice man. Just give me some weed bro Ive been waiting all year for 4/20. Open up @_johnstantine. I remember when Coachella was on 4/20 1mon

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beejann My boy. 1mon

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beejann Brand New. 2mon

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beejann Hiked around and keyed coastal grassland plant spp. up the pacific coast today, at Franklin point, near Año Nuevo. 2mon

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beejann Rad drawing done of me and my bird by the illustrative artist @frodola. Super awesome dude! 2mon

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2mon beejann
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beejann Yung Chiller. 2mon

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2mon beejann
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beejann Life complete. I just want to be noticed. Stop looking at me tho. Look at me then stop when I see you. Just don't look at me. @ me tho. Don't notice me anymore so I can complain cause I need something to do. I can't take photos well, but I can time screenshots perfect. 2mon

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beejann No stories No friends No life No Bijan No government No school snow days No party No crossfit No smoking. I need an alcohol. Just one. I want my coolness factor to go up. I heard smoking alcohol is healthier than injecting and weight loss is better than eating cigarets and jumping jacks. 2mon

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beejann But I'm not a racist. 2mon

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2mon beejann
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beejann I might be basic but I just NEED Starbucks to sell my favorite hot alcoholic chia-tea espresso mocha latte on ice, so I can make progress on my Pinterest during finals week of spring-break college 2015. #college #firstpet 2mon

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beejann Follow me on my Twitblrgramchatbook. Like my daily selfies cause I've been getting uglier since I was born. Even if you like my pics I'll still commit self-harm cause it's not enough attention. Use the pound sign to group topics into categories. 3mon

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3mon beejann
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beejann Killer. 3mon

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beejann please, please, please, don't wait for me to try and get it together.
#surferblood
3mon

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beejann My pup has been playing dead for a long time. 3mon

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