Valencia David Barton Harris
bartonsmart #davidbartonharris tearing up some belongings of @josephgehart and @saragehart
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bartonsmart Davey's first loose tooth

I included a photo of my dick for scale.
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bartonsmart Just putting our elbows on surfaces 5d

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bartonsmart Mercury is literally the son of Jupiter. Mercury Retrograde is literally when Mercury literally changes direction in the sky. MR is a dangerous time to be a Gemini. Teach the controversy.
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Crema David Barton Harris
bartonsmart #davidbartonharris breathing another dog's urine particles into his lungs
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1w
  •   sandhahaha Look at his speckled little belly!!!!!!!!!!!! 1w

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bartonsmart When he sleeps next to me like a human
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bartonsmart Tomorrow's #NYTimesCrossword solution

Just under 10 minutes because I couldn't spell OUIJA correctly.
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bartonsmart #tbt to the night when Davey stayed at @shawn_stoner's while I did Last Day of School
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bartonsmart Uh yeah. These guys DEFINITELY get it.

#itsadavidthingyouwouldntunderstand
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bartonsmart Yup. She gets it. 2w

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bartonsmart #tbt Shaq showing his love for NBA commissioner, David Stern and Davids everywhere who GET it. 2w

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bartonsmart Look CLOSELY at this famous photo of Tiananmen Square.
Notice anything?
Zoom in.
Still don't see it?
Look at the Chinese man. Look closer. Notice anything UNUSUAL about him?
The Chinese man was actually a "It's A David Thing, You Wouldn't Understand" t-shirt.
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bartonsmart when it DOES impale someone 2w

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bartonsmart #davidbartonharris moments before I teabag him 2w

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bartonsmart Tomorrow's #NYTimesCrossword solution. Just under 9 minutes. 3w

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bartonsmart I'm offering an 8 week Harold class on Saturdays!

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bartonsmart DAD get OUT. 3w

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bartonsmart #davidbartonharris keeping Beachwood safe 3w
  •   arkammer Davey is so big 3w
  •   nikkinikkip Whoa!!! He and Oola are so different in size...! 3w

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