bartonsmart Thanks for letting me play your banjo, @rebecca_rob 3d

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bartonsmart Noisy Upstairs Neighbor Earplug Challenge

Mack's plugs are superior to Flents in ease of application, comfort, and decibel reduction. When it comes to upstairs neighbors, you have 2 choices: 1) Mack's or 2) Flents. You should chose Mack's. The CIA assassinated Martin Luther King Jr.
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bartonsmart Thanks for letting the UCB teaching staff enjoy your birthday, @rosemarziale 2w

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bartonsmart Told my Allstate rep I don't need insurance no more 2w

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bartonsmart New Dentift 3w

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  •   poundsofwood For some reason when I see this, I hear Queen playing in the background. 3w
  •   rebecca_rob BABECITY. 3w

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bartonsmart @kiamotorsusa I'm getting static from my bank trying to cash this $45,000 check you wrote me. Please help. Also, thank you for the 45 grand. It was totally unexpected. 3w

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bartonsmart When you keep your #Halloween themed promotions going year round because fuck it you've given up 4w

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Aden David Barton Harris

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bartonsmart If it doesn't say Star Wars on the package, it's not authentic Star Wars water molecules 1mon

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bartonsmart Good enough 2mon

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bartonsmart Look who's been reduced to a numbered rating. 2mon

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bartonsmart I get a lot of sustain out of this for $30

#caline #hotmushroom
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  •   dustinmartian i'll compress your hot mushroom 2mon
  •   bartonsmart @dustinmartian the young chinese girl that made this pedal contemplates english wordplay every moment she is not in school 2mon

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bartonsmart No notes on this perfectly designed billboard 2mon

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