bartonsmart Mom terrified after Last Day of School 3d
  •   youngdocjustin Nice running into you and meeting your Mom tonight! 3d

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Crema David Barton Harris
bartonsmart My mom got shook down by the TSA for bringing me this squash from her garden. Tested positive for chemical weapons or some bullshit. I hate the #TSA. I love my mom. 4d
  •   gevavwhyte_mt @bartonsmart TSA in at Sea-Tac confiscated my cocoa butter a couple of years back. Got sent back home ashy. Fuck Sea-Tac TSA. 4d
  •   jabrowniee TSA, "squashing" our freedom. 4d

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bartonsmart Look at this dumb asshole. 7d

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Aden David Barton Harris
bartonsmart Me scaling a worthless mound of dirt
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bartonsmart Posting this because #triceps 2w

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Ludwig David Barton Harris
bartonsmart Trespassed in Vibrams 2w

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bartonsmart Jesus is fictional! 3w

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bartonsmart Care Hut 4w

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  •   elewoods55 Is that Zeus the Great Dane? 1mon
  •   jeannecarr7 What do you mean, you didn't have dinner? 1mon

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bartonsmart Spending my morning writing a Google review for the Supreme Court of the United States 2mon

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bartonsmart Enraged Ralph's Customer Attacks Employee 2mon
  •   ricofsyberg I've kissed that bird before. 2mon
  •   bartonsmart @ricofsyberg moments earlier he was taking a ride on the conveyor belt, but I'm pretty glad I didn't capture video of that because I wouldn't want to break Instagram 2mon

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Slumber David Barton Harris

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bartonsmart #davidbartonharris with park to himself

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bartonsmart Got this email from #WillShortz 2mon

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Aden David Barton Harris

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bartonsmart #tbt where I used to live
#boone
#snow
#sunrise
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bartonsmart Tomorrow's #NYTimesCrossword solution #rottentomatoes
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bartonsmart #davidbartonharris has a kissing scene today 2mon
  •   snydes This is the best 2mon
  •   annavocino You have to stop it with that dog. I just wanna squeeze him. 2mon
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bartonsmart #davidbartonharris reunited with sister, Oola 2mon

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