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barrettadair Two things I desperately needed crossed off my list and they're adorable. #wecoordinated 4d

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barrettadair Parenting technique for mermaid hair: reward good behavior with selfies. Punish misbehavior with irons. 5d
  •   toumou23 Favorite caption of yours ever. 5d

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barrettadair Went to Hollywood today and the rain did really pretty things to the lens. 5d

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barrettadair Excuse me. I am about to call-your-district-manager-Jen, dropped-my-omelet-in-the-bath rant because I am angry at the world right now.
It is rare that I will have anything negative to say about going to school in a city setting rather than a traditional campus in a college town. However, there is one aspect of that experience that is less-than-pleasant: the unspoken but intense animosity between VCU students and townies. Now typically, the former has the advantage. A standard weekday begins with hoards of us jaywalking apathetically through intersections on the way to class, forcing them to dodge us in their sedans as they rush to their jobs in the business district that they're about to be late to for the third time this week. But this time of year, the mass exodus of students to their respective hometowns leaves said well-to-do suburbanites to run amuck over these hallowed grounds for nearly a month until we're able to reclaim our territory. For this reason, days like today create a distinct obstacle for those of us who linger behind in off-campus residences. Which brings us to our story.
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  •   haliepugh So you didn't tell middle school boys about menstruation after all? 7d
  •   shelbythepearl I wish you took a picture of the seventh graders, of which I am very aware, are the scum and downfall of social norms. 7d
  •   shelbythepearl Also, this was completely worth reading, so thank you. Your misfortune is our tasty reading. 7d
  •   barrettadair @chris_sloan That would've been at least another four comments worth of story and also probably would've warranted a Tarantino-esque sequel at some point. As a side note, I am so proud that you actually read this whole epic. 7d
  •   barrettadair @haliepugh Unfortunately, no. And perhaps that's fate. Perhaps it is another story for another day, or perhaps it will slip silently into an abyss on nonexistence for all eternity. And I will just have to accept whatever that leaves me. Although it's sort of a shame, I was mainly going to start with the gross parts and then just start making things up. Like, for example, did you know that if a man masturbates and a woman comes into the same room within a 72-hour period, she can, in fact, get pregnant? Yeah, sperm actually becomes airborne if not confined and it just kind of permeates her. Sort of like fish. I think that would've sufficiently destroyed them. 7d
  •   barrettadair @shelbythepearl It was terrible. Brightly colored, oversized ski coats. All them without one stitch of clothing on that wasn't emblazoned with either "HCO 22" or a logo for a sports team they probably never have watched play. It was something out of my worst nightmares. My only solace is that times of great struggle in our lives can often inspire our greatest creations. It's because of this that I share my story, in hopes that it will provide lighthearted fun to most, and comfort to those who have gone through similar experiences. 6d
  •   she_is_the_ham You really put this on IG lol 6d
  •   barrettadair @she_is_the_ham THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW. 6d

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barrettadair Adventures in makeup-ing. I ️ winter break. 1w

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barrettadair When shit gets real. 1w

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barrettadair It me 1w

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barrettadair Pretty solid way to start a show... 1w

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