awesomeandrea Apparently my sarcasm isn't obvious to the hostesses at El Vez. @gunsgarcia #makingmyselflaughwithopentable 4w

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awesomeandrea I love @evermicelli bc she makes me feel hip 2mon

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  •   stumbol mélange?!? I WAS JUST HIPPING MY FRIEND TO THIS WORD SATURDAY 2mon
  •   awesomeandrea @stumbol you're the whole reason I'm addicted to online dictionaries 2mon

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awesomeandrea Packing and cleaning out old purses from the last 15 years of my life has resulted in finding: a thousand parking tickets, cigarettes, an old birth control pack, every bobby pin I have ever owned, and a lifetime's supply of tampons. 3mon
  •   sequoia_maria This is amazing 3mon
  •   jacquilope I have NO idea where all my bobby pins go, but I'd imagine my pile looks identical.. 3mon
  •   rociopearce I see a few bucks too...that will come in handy with those parking tickets 3mon
  •   imogen47 Art?!? Tracey Emin style?!? 3mon

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awesomeandrea MASTER PRE-SCHOOLER 3mon

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awesomeandrea I am so fucking kewl 4mon

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awesomeandrea It's Brisket bitch 4mon

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awesomeandrea Can I get an amen 4mon

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awesomeandrea That time @gunsgarcia and I met Joan Rivers and I couldn't stop jumping up and down 4mon

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awesomeandrea NO FILTER 4mon

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awesomeandrea Everyone should buy this. I've loved it with all of my ️ for the whole 30 minutes that I've owned it #bitecosmetics 4mon

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awesomeandrea @luissanchezjr in NYC livin the dream #pizza 4mon

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awesomeandrea My friend Lydia makes cakes. This is a mother fucking cake.
Eutscakes.com
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awesomeandrea I've been sending @rkiser425 direct photos from our youth but this bra stuffing one is worthy of public consumption I think 4mon

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awesomeandrea If spring makeup evokes visions of petal pink gloss, rosy cheeks, and shimmery eyes, allow yourself to reconsider. This season, the trends are bolder, sexier, and (dare we say?) surprisingly easy to pull-off. Here’s to springing forward…with an edge. 4mon

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awesomeandrea My mom made @katiedeutsch hat to match her adorable face 5mon
  •   moirainez That's a great hat, man (and a pretty great face) 5mon

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awesomeandrea A lot of things make a lot more sense 5mon

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awesomeandrea Sad dog cannot go down the basement steps so she lays, contemplating her own death 5mon
  •   katiedeutsch Boone is so emo (are the kids still saying emo?) 5mon

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