awesomeandrea So these are @jbor187's boot tracks after plowing my driveway...NOT the claw prints of the jersey devil which is what I thought when I saw them last night and subsequently shat myself 2d
  •   jbor187 Ha. Maybe the jersey devil learned to swim and came across the Delaware. 2d
  •   awesomeandrea @jbor187 it's close enough! He has a huge wingspan he could fly here no problem 2d

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awesomeandrea My #cat likes to pretend to be a troll under a bridge sometimes (most times) #weirdcatwednesday 2d
  •   jmichaelneal That is the "I'm very disappointed in you, human." Pose. 2d

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awesomeandrea @lasanchezjr knows how to manipulate me 4d

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awesomeandrea Way to kill it on tinder, Timbo! #ladyboner #mcm 4d

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awesomeandrea Some things are becoming obsessions (#limecrime) but also cannot speak highly enough about this #shuuemura face primer mousse #dutyfree #qatar 5d

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awesomeandrea #dog is pooped after playing in the snow. Also dog enjoys new #sorel booties as much as owner does for said snow playing 1w

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awesomeandrea #tbt @gunsgarcia blessing her weave at The Grand Palace in Thailand. 2w
  •   byrdebyrd Gotta bless the weave 2w
  •   byrdebyrd And might I say a mighty thorough weave ️it 2w

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awesomeandrea I win at having the weirdest cat on earth #weirdcat #cat 2w

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awesomeandrea Bring me back to bkk I need more gold in my life (I don't know who this demand is directed at) 2w

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awesomeandrea Isn't it great when you come home after a trip and get to steal all of your mother's Christmas gifts against her will? 3w

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awesomeandrea #mcm the sex god on the #qatarairways emergency video that taught me about blowing into mouthpieces 3w

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awesomeandrea I made this fucking pizza last night!!! #pizzaparty #tartufo #whendoicracktheeggontop @katiedeutsch 3w

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awesomeandrea Sad to leave this beautiful city 3w

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awesomeandrea The last breakfast 3w
  •   icecoldchrissy When they take too long to bring out the croissants and you already finished everything on your plate. 3w
  •   thetrope Hurry up with my damn croissants. 3w

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awesomeandrea Last night in the kok 4w

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