avitable There's that moment in every man's life when he's drunk and realizes he's going to disappoint two women at the same time, mostly by trying to lift them when he shouldn't. 1d

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avitable The problem with the daily grind is that eventually it wears you down to nothing. Escape. Break free. 2d

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avitable We should all be like kudzu: adapt to anything and never let any obstacle stand in your way. 3d
  •   pipper12 My daughter had to a report on kudzu for science this school year. I was sure we were the only two who knew what it was! :) 3d
  •   norezzoli I've always thought that if I ever finish my short story collection, it would be titled Kudzu. 3d

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avitable Some people eat their feelings. I make people choke on mine.
#instalife #instaquote #humor
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avitable "There were lots of invitations and I know you sent me some, but I was waiting for the miracle - for the miracle to come." -Leonard Cohen
#naturalbornkillers #mickeyandmalloryknox #soothingthesavagebeast
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  •   drewg78 What a brilliant sing writer. 5d

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avitable Two years ago I was on a beach having a blast. I need another vacation. #booze #beaches #beautiful #people #timehop 7d
  •   lonek8 You look different 7d

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avitable I only wear a suit for special occasions. Like marrying a happy couple. Or robbing a casino. Or trying to defeat Daredevil. #latergram #instalike #instalife #instalove #instafollow #ManOfGodAndBacon #MinisterAvitable 1w

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avitable Getting ready to join another happy couple in the bonds of joint tax filing! #marriage #wedding #MinisterAvitable #ManOfGodAndBacon 1w

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avitable Such a great shot by my friend @ninjetic! I'm thinking maybe I should pursue my dream of being an evil villain. Or a male model. #latergram #blackandwhite #orlando #instalife 2w
  •   iambossy Or the thinker you are. 2w
  •   mrsloulou Cover of your new book! 2w
  •   taliasue Sweet photo! 2w
  •   harmzie Supermodel by day; Supervillain by night. Or the other way around. Or mix it up from time to time. 2w

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avitable When hamburglary escalates .... #mcdonalds #hamburglar #creeper #you #know #it #is #true 2w

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avitable Come check me and the awesome Kevin White tonight and tomorrow at @bonkerzcomedyclub in East Orlando!
#comedy #standup #laugh
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  •   aliphonz Dang it....if I knew sooner. Tomorrow maybe! 2w
  •   avitable @aliphonz I only posted it on Facebook about 12 times. ;) 2w
  •   aliphonz @avitable FB doesn't want us to be friends...I never see you shit til later...usually if I stalk your page...bc I do that. Miss your face, even if it hard to look at ;) 2w

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  •   ashleighlynne was trying to think of a joke involving engagements but I'm too tired. 3w

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  •   inkedkitty_ Winedownwednesday! I like it 3w
  •   kirstenl4w I love wine down Wednesday. A local restaurant has half price bottles of wine on Wednesday nights (with any food order, and in the bar only). I'm there often enough that the bartender is pouring my favorite as I sit down. 3w
  •   iambossy I like my booze in Technicolor. 3w

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  •   damonkeith Or like they call it in Baltimore, Tuesday. 3w

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