avitable Thanks for all the awesome cheese, @floridamilk! #FLBlogCon 10h

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avitable A dingy gray Friday is still a Friday! 12h

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avitable Ran into this crazy model slash comedian slash mom slash queen beyotch tonight! 2d

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avitable Bars Against Humanity is going to be a blast tonight. Said blast sponsored by Ketel One. Don't miss it unless you hate fun and cool things. #bars #against #humanity #the #other #bar #wall #street #orlando 2d

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avitable I'll Hermione your Granger. #harry #potter #hogwarts #universal #orlando 3d

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avitable So thrilled that I haven't been able to sleep. Who's hogging all the sheep? 3d

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avitable #hyperlapse helps me feel like I'm walking so much faster than the reality! #planet #fatness 4d

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avitable Is Selfie Sunday a thing? Well, it is now. #look #I #do #know #how #to #take #a #selfie #that #isnt #naked 6d

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avitable Looking forward to tonight's roast of Eric Michaels from MAX 98.3's Big Max Morning Show! 7d

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avitable I really don't understand all the excitement about the complete series of Gilmore Girls finally coming to Netflix. Doesn't everyone have one of these? 1w

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avitable Catch me on MAX 98.3 FM later this morning. Like whenever I actually get to the station. Sixty miles to go! 1w

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avitable We have a very special pre-9/11 Bars Against Humanity tonight, and we are now officially sponsored by Ketel One! #cards #against #humanity #the #other #bar #wall #street #orlando 1w

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avitable Perspiration is 50% motivation and 50% last night's vodka and Red Bull. #planet #fatness #no #gym #rat #here #only #a #gym #gorilla 2w
  •   winkywinks That's crazy. I saw I steroid version of you next to the pf in lake mary. Now I see this post. 2w
  •   avitable @winkywinks Haha! 2w

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avitable It's almost time for open mic, where comedians test out new material in front of an audience that is 50% or more comprised of other comedians who are disillusioned and completely apathetic. Come change the odds and be an audience member who cares! #comedy #orlando #the #other #bar #comicslife 2w

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avitable Any hotel that has a giant spa tub next to the bed seems about perfect to me. #standup #comedy #comicslife #i #stole #ken #millers #hashtag 2w
  •   theoriginalsocialite Love the handicap bar! May come in handy. Baby bird the shit out of that tub. @avitable 2w
  •   roxygirl430 @avitable sorry we missed you...AGAIN!! My smallest had a Soccer game tonight and tomo we have to be up early for the 8K run downtown... :( 2w
  •   aniriaisfunny Is that the room for Bonkerz? 2w
  •   inkedkitty_ Whaaa!! Where is this?! 1w
  •   inkedkitty_ So cool! 1w
  •   aliphonz @avitable that must be a courtyard thing....I fell in one even with the bar and almost broke my leg. Super fun time. 7d

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avitable Come on out for our fantastic 6-month anniversary of Bars Against Humanity with awesome prizes! #cards #against #humanity #the #other #bar #orlando #i #got #a #motherfucking #balloon #so #be #jealous 2w

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avitable Booze and strippers. Happy Monday to all. 3w

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avitable If you smile, people won't know you're desperately hungry but out of bacon yet unwilling to leave the house. #selfie #sunday #is #totally #a #thing #as #of #right #now. 3w

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