avitable "Hey Adam, do you think you'll ever take a shirtless photo with a bunch of other fat guys and Screech from Saved By The Bell?" "Do I? That's my lifelong dream!" #fat #guys #in #a #little #bar 5d

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avitable This is what you're missing if you're not at open mic at The Other Bar tonight. #savedbythebell #kenmiller #dustindiamond #screech #comedy #standup 5d

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avitable Two fun shows last night. Two more tonight. Three comedians. A hundred shots I plan on taking tonight. #math #comedy #comiclife 1w
  •   smallshine_ everyone loves latitude! 7d
  •   avitable @smallshine_ Only because you're there! You and your high kicks and curtsies. 7d
  •   querldox Ahh I didn't know you were in Jax this week! Of all the bizarre ironies - I'm in Orlando! 7d
  •   avitable @querldox I shouldn't be surprised - Megacon? 6d
  •   querldox @avitable actually I'm here on vacation with my boyfriend who's visiting from England. We're spending some time at Disney World 6d

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avitable I'm doing Cards Against Humanity tonight for one night only. Who's coming out? 1w

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avitable The captive audience. #comedy #standup 2w
  •   s1m_one Standing out in a sea of backed chairs 2w

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avitable Absolutely enthralled with the #MadMen theme for this month's Birchbox! #sock #love #instafashion #birchboxman (Get yours at https://www.birchbox.com/invite/v8vqk) 2w

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avitable #Repost @philthefilipino with @repostapp.
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I love doing these showcases because I get to see new comics I might never otherwise see. Lots of talent in the room last night! 3w

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avitable Before your ABCs, you must learn how to give a proper raspberry. #kidstuff #notmine 4w

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avitable Best intentions ..... 4w

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avitable On stage, we're comedians. But in this photo, we're a weight loss progression commercial. (l to r: Me, Dustin Diamond, Sean Finnerty) 4w

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avitable Happy Taco Tuesday to all of my fake Irish friends! #SaintPatricksDay #StPatricksDay #ErinGoBragh #Slainte #leprechaun #potofgold #naked #as #always 1mon
  •   eferl This is frighteningly sexual. 1mon

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avitable I don't care who's Irish and who's not tomorrow. I just want a fucking Shamrock Shake. #SaintPatricksDay #Ireland #AlwaysAfterMeLuckyCharms 1mon
  •   mrsloulou I don't. I want vanilla! No. I want a Smarties McFlurry. No! I want a large Skor Blizzard, damn it! 1mon
  •   lovestoreede I have avocado ice cream!! Mmmm 1mon
  •   lonek8 Took the kids for our annual shamrock shake last night! It was fantastic 1mon

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1mon avitable
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avitable 1. Stalks girl on Instagram
2. Accidentally likes a photo from a year ago
3. Screams and buries phone in backyard
4. Dies alone.
#humor #awful #fml
1mon

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