avitable My favorite cousin. Well, she's in the top 15. 3h

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avitable No, YOU get up. #too #early #to #smile 3d

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avitable Abandoned piano. #latergram 4d
  •   lindsaydianne Reminds me of a frank turner song. 4d
  •   thelindacarter What the crap! Grab that and sell it, pianos aren't cheap! 4d
  •   melissaschapmanwriter Who would ever abandon a piano??!!!!! 4d
  •   mrsloulou I hope you took it! Then you can sing Piano Man on your piano. :) 4d
  •   jeffzenisek Randy Newman has been living inside there for years. 4d

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avitable Life is about the trip, not the speed traps. Or the tickets. Or the points on your license. Or the traffic. Or that old guy with his blinker on. #instalife #inspiration #instalove #instafollow 5d

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avitable Bring your dwarfs to Bars Against Humanity! Dwarves? Dwarfi? Little people. #cards #against #humanity #the #other #bar #wall #street #orlando 5d

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avitable Whatever minor fragments of coolness I had in this car are now gone! #babyseat #chick #mobile #but #for #baby #chicks 5d
  •   ashleighlynne whatever, that makes it way cooler. 5d
  •   weebsurfer You kidding! That is the BEST baby seat ever. Shows real moxy to go all inside that. Chicks will dig the crap outta that! 5d
  •   lexinboots 😮are you pregnant?! 5d
  •   avitable @lexinboots It just looks that way! 5d
  •   mrsdreday Love it!!!! 5d

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avitable This bacon looks like Florida but hopefully it's free of old people with their blinkers on. #food #funny #weird 1w

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avitable One month of dating is the "Sneak Wendy's into the theater" anniversary, right? #purge #rebels #rulebreakers #instalife #instalove 1w
  •   danspielman Pretty sure thats in the anarchists cookbook 1w

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avitable Bars Against Humanity is the best variation of Cards Against Humanity ever. Team play. Free vodka. Me. #the #other #bar #cah #orlando 2w

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avitable In case you missed the Orlando double rainbow experience yesterday. #latergram #comic #love #bromance 2w

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avitable After drinking enough vodka last night to kill a Russian, I'm at the gym to work out hard enough to kill a 100-year old man with a heart condition and 20 minutes to live. #planet #fatness #still #drunk 2w

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avitable I'm hosting open mic tonight. Come drink with me while I introduce awesome comedians followed by terrible comedians followed yet again by awesome comedians. #other #bar #orlando #wall #street #comedy #instalaugh 2w

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avitable It took me over five months to get a ticket in my Mustang. I know that *I'm* impressed. #po-po #got #me #down. 2w

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avitable Cards Against Humanity in 10 minutes. Come to hell with us. #bars #against #humanity #other #bar #wall #street #orlando 3w

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  •   mook_party I've eaten baskets of bacon there 3w
  •   avitable @mook_party It's so good! I just had their Philly cheesesteak spring rolls. Amazing. 3w

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