automaticsam Yo. Lemme get dat new Mozzarella Bacon Cheeseburger with No Tomato. #therealme #sorryguys #thisiswhatyouget #nomakeup #iwokeuplikethis 20h
  •   sadpunksalwaysdie THAT GLASSES HACK THOUGH #tooreal 19h
  •   automaticsam @sadpunksalwaysdie lol I've been wearing them like this for 6mths. Even though we have new insurance now and I can, at any point, get new ones. But I'm too lazy even for that. Whomp whomp. 19h
  •   sadpunksalwaysdie I get it. They function and picking new frames is such a process 😴 19h
  •   sarahpanic just get your prescription from the eye doctor and order some cheap as heck from zenni's! 19h
  •   automaticsam @sarahpanic I should. But zenni's have gone up in price. I used to order the shit out of them when they had 5-8$ glasses. Wahhhh. Maybe I'll do that this weekend. Thanks for the reminder!! 18h
  •   sarahpanic they're getting popular! that's what happened with coastal. still though.. $20-30 for glasses is a steal. (i always have to pay more though because my vision is fucked & i have to get higher grade lenses). i've been wanting to get another pair! 18h

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automaticsam Summer is almost over! Next week this kid (KID) is going to school. I can't help but feel all hopeful and elated. Yay autumn! 3d
  •   theanatomyofacupcake That room looks like its perfect for napping. So pretty. 3d
  •   joahwalker My son starts next week & I'm so grateful! I wish my community had a summer program for kids with Autism - my son would love it! If he was in school year round, I think he would seriously benefit from it. 3d
  •   sarahpanic what a BEAUTIFUL space! 3d
  •   brella That room is amazing! 3d

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automaticsam I ate sushi in the car on the way home from the store like a coke head. Not ashamed either. #gottagetmyfix 4d

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automaticsam When you're married to an old man. 7d
  •   mmothershipp My boyfriend has been sleeping for two hours and baby is still up 😐 6d
  •   sarahpanic if drew makes it to 9pm, I'm happy. 6d
  •   smaarfs But he's nice and your nice 6d

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automaticsam Baby boys aren't so much babies anymore. 1w

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automaticsam The most mystical of ladies painted me in her #cosmicbabeportrait series. Honored as hell ya'll. Check out her stuff, she's selling fun custom portraits. @wisehartfineart and you should just follow her in general cause she's a badass lady @somewherebetterishere 2w

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automaticsam FACT: Husbands are one of the loudest creatures in the known universe. Second only to fathers. 2w

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automaticsam When you trying to sleep in the morning but bae wants it. #walkingdead #aintnorestforthewicked #skankbreath 2w

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automaticsam Oh you know, just risking my kid's life for giant art.
And this baby is going to school for the first time in a few weeks. feeling the emotions.
3w

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automaticsam Guys. Wolf loves Bob's Burgers, he's my comedy companion. 3w

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automaticsam When you don't want Sunday to end. 3w

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automaticsam Singing the "immortals" part in Big Hero 6. :3

Excuse the wall! We're about to paint!
3w
  •   goldie_will Can I buy a wig made of his little neck curls please? 3w

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automaticsam TGIF PPL

TGIFF PPL πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
3w

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automaticsam Just because I look like a boy, doesn't mean I have to feel/smell like one. Don't mind the red bump, being a mother of dragons/toddlers takes a toll on the body. πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰ 3w

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automaticsam Things I had to physically take out of Quentin's mouth so far today. #autism is weird. And he's a damn good scavenger too. 3w
  •   dearkatherine17 @automaticsam gotcha. πŸ˜• 3w
  •   automaticsam @smaarfs I usually do. I think it's fun to see what he took an interest in each day. Today's was green and plastics. 3w
  •   smaarfs Interesting series. 3w
  •   smaarfs I'd just collect sparkly things erryday 3w
  •   tenacious_pea @dearkatherine17 chew sticks worked for my sister and I, and teething stuff. Texture is a big deal. Mom calls us fancy kids too. I like that term better than special needs. 3w
  •   dearkatherine17 @tenacious_pea isn't it so much better? :) my daughter still chews on her hair which makes me want to vom. 3w
  •   wind_up_unicordian I have so many sensory issues. My mom has so many stories of things I've eaten. The doctor was certain i had numerous hair balls in my stomach. 3w
  •   automaticsam @wind_up_unicordian that's hilarious. I've definitely seen at least 7 cents in his poop so far. 3w

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automaticsam When bae comes home from work and spends time with his tru luv. At least he makes cute kids with me. 4w

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automaticsam Happy birthday to my original bae, Andy Warhol. πŸ› 4w

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automaticsam Soooo my husband bought me a rare 1989 vintage epiphone telecaster that I've been wanting for months. I've been talking about this guitar for weeks. Literally. Talking about it. So happy he found one.
She's dirty. She's grungy. She's all mine.
4w

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automaticsam We tired. 😴😴😴😴😴 1mon

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automaticsam When your husband's new kit came in the mail and your husband makes you take everything out of the package, and send him a picture of it while he's at work. Lol. That. #runonsentence #drummerboy 🏻 1mon
  •   smaarfs Has he asked you to set it up yet? 1mon
  •   automaticsam @smaarfs ha! No, I think that's something he wants to do for himself. Also, it would be impossible for me to set it up with monkey children hanging on me. 1mon

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