automaticsam #FBF to when I used to drink wine and watch Mulder. 5d
  •   playwithmyfood I remember pizza with blue cheese and Quantum leap 5d

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automaticsam Dude! Get off my food! #fatfatfat #toddlers 6d

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automaticsam I'm so happy my Wolf boy has a puppy companion. It happened naturally, like I knew it would. ;) 🏼 7d

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automaticsam In case ya'll thought I was pretty. LULZ #dogpile #iwokeuplikethis 1w

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automaticsam Just trying to take a selfie. 🏼 1w

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automaticsam This is what happens when you're a mom that needs to poop. Every. Single. Toy. 1w
  •   funfettiahoy Dude, the walking in/over/on them gets me the most. 1w
  •   _corrinajane Ugh, this is totally on the list of things I forgot about before deciding to have another baby. The endless emptying of the toy bin. As though toys only exist to be taken out of boxes. 1w

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automaticsam I'm just going to walk around like this all day cause it makes my face look skinny AF. πŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜— 2w

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automaticsam {CURRENT MOOD} 2w
  •   anni_s I'm in that mood, too. Unfortunately i can't sit around topless at work 2w

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automaticsam Is it the weekend yet?!? #whymytoddleriscrying ## 2w

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automaticsam When you're like "I'm just going to put on some light eyeliner." 2w

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automaticsam Summer scars and bruises. 2w

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automaticsam That rare occasion where you actually feel like socializing, but you have no friends in the area, and you're too concerned with being seen by people to want to go out. So you sit in an empty room and hope your husband will be in a good mood when he gets home, so you can talk. THAT. #bipolar πŸŒ–πŸŒ—πŸŒ˜πŸŒ’ 2w

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automaticsam When you realize your style has morphed into a Punk Rock Princess and you're okay with that. 🏻🏻😈 3w

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automaticsam We finished ripping up the carpet in the living room! Yay!!! We're not going to refinish the floors yet (ain't nobody got time for dat) so next we paint. And then I can finally customize my home with do-dads. Woot woot.
P. S. Saoirsa is definitely chasing her tail, in case you were wondering.
3w

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automaticsam Why do people tan? It sucks! ️ 3w
  •   _corrinajane I am a pale warrior. Sleeves and sunhats forever and ever. 3w
  •   katgelino It's sooooooo boring! 3w
  •   momma_bee_xoxo Yeah, it's not fun at all. I don't get the people who can lay out there for long periods. 3w
  •   kerrlyfries I do t even like being in the sun when I'm in the pool lol 3w
  •   irocksowhat I give up on being tan. 3w

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automaticsam When I said this boy loves jalapeños, I wasn't kidding. 😯🏼 3w

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automaticsam We started ripping up the carpet in the living room. The hardwood floors will need to be refinished. Whomp whomp. 3w
  •   katgelino Bones bones bones, keep that puppy mouth busy. She'll grow out of it. 3w

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automaticsam This little lady is 10 wks old today.
Also if I hear one more person tell me to "be careful" "you got to watch her when she gets older" "her breed is vicious" etc I'm going to bop them on the nose.
#puppy #pitbull #shesalady
3w
  •   lindsa_doodle I stopped telling people Peter is a pitmix. She's just a lover dog that's never bit anyone. Yer pup is adorable 3w
  •   chloeeloise Did you paint her nails!? 3w
  •   gwiddle I hate when people say crap about dogs and their breed tendencies. You should just punch them in the face also I like your short hair btw 3w
  •   mamawolfx Best family dogs 3w
  •   supasteca It's the owner not the breed! And you are a fan owner! 3w
  •   dearkatherine17 She's soooo cute 3w
  •   livylovestorun We have a pit mix dog and she's awesome around my kids. It's totally the owner not the dog! Cute puppy! 3w
  •   afeatherofsin Cutest ever! 1w

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automaticsam She's acting like she doesn't love me, but I give this bitch food and kisses. Bitches love food and kisses. 3w
  •   smaarfs U match your dawg now 3w

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