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automaticsam Going to Philly tomorrow. 22h

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automaticsam Whatcha know bout dat local take out? #diarrheacity 1d

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automaticsam This kids starts school next week!!!! We had a "meet and greet" with his teachers today so he could meet the staff and get familiar with the classrooms. He'll be going twice a week until next school year (August) then he'll be going 3-4 times a week. So excited! And nervous for our guy. He'll be the most delayed out of the class and I'm worried about him being frustrated. Luckily, he'll be in a small class of 8 children, with 2 teachers and an assistant for each kid! Yay! I know it'll all work out, once Quentin is given the tools he needs, he'll be talking in no time. And I'm going to cry when that finally happens. Anywayyyyy, what am I going to do those days of the week!?!? I'm not used to alone time. 2d
  •   _corrinajane That is so exciting! I'm sure it will bring it own set of challenges, but what a great step forward. 2d
  •   happymamalisa Wonderful news!!!!! 2d
  •   automaticsam @_corrinajane Totally. But the great thing about this school, is its for children with disabilities and learning disabilities. So I know he won't feel "alone" or "odd." I can't believe there is such a school so close to us. So amazing. 2d
  •   _corrinajane Totally amazing. I'm super pumped for him and all of you! 2d
  •   joahwalker That's wonderful news! My son is finishing up his second year at a developmental preschool. He's still non-verbal at almost 5, but he has made major strides since starting. He receives occupational & speech therapy while he's at school (4 days a week, 3 hours each day) & has a wonderful one-on-one aid who he absolutely adores. I'll be heartbroken when he moves on to kindergarten because his teachers & aide have been so wonderful. You will notice a huge difference when he starts school. 2d
  •   automaticsam @joahwalker I can't wait. Q is almost 4 yrs old now. We're getting a later start cause of the recent changes lately but I'm hoping once he starts school, things will fall into place for him. They even work on potty training there! 2d
  •   haley.galloway My little guy is not autistic but he is speech delayed among other things, and goes to school 4 days a week. It's been hard for me but so good for him! He's talking so much more and making a lot of social improvements! So happy for you and your son!! 2d

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automaticsam Forever awkward. And guys I'm still alive, but pneumonia can suck it. 4d
  •   smaarfs Eek you had pneumonia? Aw Sam xx 4d

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automaticsam I have pneumonia so here's a picture of my youngest eating stashed away chocolate. Where he got it from? Your guess is as good as mine. 1w

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automaticsam Baby blues. We have another board meeting tomorrow for Quentin's future school. Fingers crossed he can start soon. It's an amazing school for children that are delayed or on the autism spectrum. That's why it's taking forever to get in, but it's worth it. We need this and want this so prayers are definitely accepted. 2w
  •   louby_lou Sending so much luck your way. He's soooo gorgeous xx 2w
  •   haley.galloway He's so beautiful! Praying 2w
  •   taratarabobara Hope it works out! 2w
  •   funfettiahoy Sweet boy. I hope you get good news! 2w
  •   tenacious_pea Good luck. Growing up with autism is hard, hopefully your baby boy had the best resources available! You rock for always staying positive ! 2w
  •   mom_life Gosh he's gorgeous! Fingers crossed! That would be incredible. 2w
  •   comparatively He is so so handsome. Best of luck!! 2w
  •   smaarfs Good luck xx 2w

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automaticsam When you're not sick anymore but your kids are, so you hold your sick babies and then catch a cold again. Hashtag:fml 2w

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automaticsam Being a mom and being sick is almost impossible. Like. What the heck universe!?!? #nakedface #TGIF 2w
  •   bysarahhalstead So gorgeous. Yes being sick as a mom is horrible. Hope you feel better!! 2w
  •   bellandpistol Right, it's been a true nightmare the past few days for me. Never a moment off. Ugh well wishes. 2w
  •   updowneven Wish I could drop by :P 2w

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automaticsam When you're a mom and you're so sick you can barely swallow your hot tea; and all your kids want to do is shove their heads between your tired boobs and put their elbows into your thighs. YEA THAT. #aintnorestforthewicked 2w
  •   elheathero Why!!!???? Ever dang time all the most pointy bits stabbed into all your softest bits 2w
  •   lindsa_doodle I'm fairly certain that paisley is made entirely of elbows and knees. Feel better, love! 2w
  •   _corrinajane Being sick with kids is just torturous. Hope that ish doesn't linger, and you get well soon. 2w
  •   theanatomyofacupcake Ugh. Memph elbows in my chest 24/7. 2w
  •   mmothershipp Love the hair! My 10month old is going through a boobie biting phase 2w
  •   updowneven Sorry you're not feeling well Sam :( have you ever tried oil of oregano? It works so quickly on sore throats. Tastes like shit though.. 2w

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automaticsam Planning on feeding the whole neighborhood (and some bees) this summer ya'll. ๏ธ 3w
  •   serendipity409 I'm coming to your house. I can't seem to hammer out a solid garden situation to save muh life! 3w
  •   automaticsam @serendipity409 Yes! You should come once we build our pizza oven. Brick stone veggie pizzas this summer! 3w
  •   _corrinajane We're trying to start a veg garden this year, too! I'm super worried we're going to kill everything. Houseplants rarely last with me. 3w
  •   automaticsam @_corrinajane My advice is start super small then work your way up once you figure it out. Like just do a small plot or pots of your favorites. 2w
  •   _corrinajane Oh man, it is way too late for caution or moderation. My husband has gone completely apeshit and is committed to planting ALL THE THINGS. I am basically a bystander. 2w

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automaticsam Hanging out in a muumuu with Spider Man and Sonic. Whatcha up too!? 3w

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automaticsam I would give anything to sleep in with my husband. To have a break with him, we never get "us" time. #whompwhomp 3w

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automaticsam They might need it.
And if you don't want it, we'll take it
And if you don't wanna give it to us,
We'll keep walking by
We'll keep going we're not tired
But, got plenty of places to go
Lots of homes we ain't been to yet
The west side
The south-west side
Middle east
Rich house
Dog house
Outhouse
Old folks' house
House for unwed mothers
Halfway homes
Catacombs
Twilight Zones
Looking for Technic's turntables to gramophones
So take a last lick of your ice-cream cones
And lock up what you still wanna own
But please be kind
And don't rewind

#packrats
3w

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automaticsam When life is stressing you out, wear a fucking flower crown. #bestadvice 3w

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automaticsam MA! STAHP IT. 4w

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automaticsam Washing Dishes is dumb. #alwayswillbe 4w
  •   gramps_human_centipede_surgery I hate folding laundry. 4w
  •   automaticsam @misseshoneysett I feel like I'm washing dishes everyday all day, wait! No. I am. 4w
  •   automaticsam @gramps_human_centipede_surgery uhhhhh me too. I just was it and plop it in my room. Wrinkled clothes is punk rock. 4w
  •   haley.galloway I haven't had a dishwasher our 6 years of marriage. I have daycare kids 5 days a week and literally am doing dishes around the clock. My least favorite chore besides putting away laundry. 4w
  •   gramps_human_centipede_surgery @automaticsam sometimes I'll muster the gumption to fold them..... and then they sit on the dining room table until we eventually wear everything in the pile. If i had mental powers i would mostly use them to magically clean. 4w
  •   immeltontoo I've never had a dishwasher and now as we've started looking to buy I won't move unless there's a dishwasher. 4w
  •   lydswashere THE dumbest. 4w
  •   sarahpanic I don't mind the dishes at all! it's the bathroom I hate 4w

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automaticsam Hi. My name is Sam Spencer and Clementine is my spirit animal. ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ 4w

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automaticsam Hurts so goooood. 4w

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automaticsam Look at all that virgin hair. #tobleach or #nottobleach 4w

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