automaticsam My littlest is becoming less little these days. 16h

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automaticsam My D.C. Folks, are you ready for the next round of winter?
Also: for the first time in over 5yrs, all my siblings and I will be together this weekend. Say whatttttttt!?!?!?! (That's 3 sisters and 1 brother for those that can't keep track of us).
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automaticsam Why I'll always be fat. Cause I love food and I love to cook good food. Who wants a salad when I have these awesome recipes sitting in my brain. #thestruggle 1w

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automaticsam Mochi doesn't understand that Wolf can't play right now. He keeps sneaking into his bedroom. I guess toddlers are more fun. 2w

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automaticsam Where you'll find me most days. #quentinisatitan 2w

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  •   serendipity409 Hello Polly, I'll clean my room. In exchange for your immortal soul. 2w

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automaticsam Kids: Why do you guys randomly wake up at 5 am? And be pissed about it? No ones making you get up. WE DONT UNDERSTAND. - All parents. 2w
  •   sagehoward Ugh. That is the worst! then I spend the whole day yelling at them, "it's not my fault you're exhausted and miserable! Just sleep more!" 2w
  •   gramps_human_centipede_surgery My kids led me to believe they were late sleepers, sleeping past eight most days. Then when they both hit four years old they started suddenly getting up at 5:45 or 6. Two separate instances, both with the same outcome. 2w
  •   _corrinajane Not many things bug me as much as a sleep-grump. GTFtosleep. 2w
  •   smaarfs They get angry at you for them being awake??? 2w
  •   automaticsam @smaarfs HA! Yes. Children are insane. They're mini adults that hit and throw themselves down when they're tired. 2w
  •   smaarfs I'm tired now, can I do that? 2w
  •   tessaduquette Mccoy wakes up at 5 almost every morning. I feel ya sister! 1w

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automaticsam Naked snow faces. 2w

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automaticsam Being a patient snowed-in daddy. 2w
  •   immeltontoo That's about how my girls help Aaron play his drums. 2w
  •   automaticsam @immeltontoo oh man. When my husband plays his drums it's the same. Wolf is the guitar man and Quentin loves some drums. We're pretty sure they'll have a brother band when they're teenagers. 2w

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automaticsam Whatcha know bout dat snow picture. 2w

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automaticsam Baby Mochi had too much to drink last night. Red Velvet Cake liquor was too good. 3w
  •   ellaphante It took me a minute to figure out what it was! Haha. 3w

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automaticsam Best Valentine's Day gift ever besides my baby ferret. My husband bought me red velvet liquor, new razor, shaving cream, bag of Reese's, metallic temporary henna tattoos, nail polish and Epsom salt. And I get to watch a Tarantino film while I lock myself in the bathroom until I get all pruned. #feelingthelove ️🛁 3w

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automaticsam Meet Mochi! We adopted a deaf ferret last night! He's oh so sweet and is a doll baby. He's the most gentle baby ferret I've ever met. 3w

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automaticsam If my boys get any taller, I'm not going to be able to watch tv while they're on my lap. 3w
  •   immeltontoo The way my littlest curls on my chest ruins that and gives me a knot in my neck. 3w
  •   bevinbright You're the prettiest 3w

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automaticsam Dude. Babies make sleeping look wonderful. He burrito-ed himself. Lucky duck. 3w
  •   kerrlyfries Hahaha my husband does this!!! I will wake up with very little covers in the middle of the night to find that they won't budge because he's somehow made a damn cocoon. 3w

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automaticsam When you wake up from a nap and can't function. He needed his face smashed against mine. 3w

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automaticsam When you start to put on makeup and you're just like nahhhh so you put on your biggest pink fuzzy sweater instead. #noeyebrows
Also thank you everyone for your compliments the other day. It's good to know that you got my back, or butt. Whatever.
4w

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automaticsam #FBF with a 3 wk old Quentin burrito strapped to my chest. Little did I know that in 6 wks I would get pregnant again. 4w

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automaticsam When your hair be all different colors. ️ 4w

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automaticsam Trying to start a tea company and I'm considering calling it Illumina-tea. Get it, get it?!?! ️ 4w
  •   picturepaiges I'd buy it 4w
  •   foxandhazel Best name! Do it!! 4w
  •   immeltontoo I'd order some! 4w
  •   cornspoon My bosses daughter has a tea shop named DeiTea :D 4w
  •   morghen Yes!!! 4w
  •   smaarfs Oh yes! I'd buy it. I remember I wanted to make a tea company. I made a post on my blog about how I made plastic wrappers for each bag and made a selection for my friend's birthday. Do you remember reading it? Ohhhh so many years ago were those blog days. It's still live and I quite like looking back and reading all the comment conversations. WE HAD SO MUCH FUN then Instagram came and ruined the point in making the effort to blog. For me at least x 4w
  •   automaticsam @smaarfs I do remember that post! And I feel the exact way about blogs now. They lost their appeal years ago, right around the time I signed up for IG. I should send some sample teas your way, and you could tell me what you think about them! 4w
  •   smaarfs :) 4w

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