aussieosbourne Mfw normies keep saying they picked Ashley instead of Liara because "banging an alien is weird" and I'm sitting over here like 7h

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aussieosbourne I'm under attack 1d

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aussieosbourne Guys..... guys pls send me an oc and a number I wanna talk about my babies
Edit: y'all can still send me these there's no time limit
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  •   braxtonbiehl I love to talk about my babies too!!! Lol 17h
  •   crimsoncatalyst okay i swear i know other OCs but i want to know how Bioto would feel about a brainfreeze ;o 16h
  •   aussieosbourne @crimsoncatalyst omg he would probably be extremely confused lmao, poor son.. it would be like giving an otter brsinfreeze if you can imagine that 12h
  •   crimsoncatalyst ahahahaha, omg, poor babyyy 12h

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Crema Tori the Filthy Xenophile
aussieosbourne Also I found the first doodle of him (probably sometime after he was captured) and I just,, how could I do this to my son 1d

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aussieosbourne You fuckers talked me into it so pull up your chairs.

This precious fucking angel is Klaus Volkseiger, a gay Nazi deserter and vicious opponent of the Third Reich. (It gets super lengthy from here, so if you're not interested in history, spare yourself.) Before the war, while tensions were still brewing in Europe, he was a classical pianist and student of fine art. His father was a highly respected Nazi general, so naturally certain expectations were placed upon him; he was well-educated and cultured, fluent in four languages, and well versed in politics. He was considered for the Lebensborn project (Hitler's Aryan eugenics program). He was also gay as fuck and madly in love with a Jewish boy from Belgium named Benoit, so that kinda complicated things.
While Klaus was the living embodiment of sunlight, Benoit was quiet melancholy and hopeless romanticism, and they were the perfect balance for each other. Benoit was a painter, and as the Nazis became more and more aggressive about the destruction of Jewish culture in Germany, the majority of his paintings were burned.
When Benoit was forcibly deported to Poland with his family and word of Klaus' romantic preferences got back to his father, Klaus was forced to join the German military and fight for a regime that would prefer to see him dead, all in the interest of protecting his father's reputation and high standing.
Long story short, they didn't like his nonviolent, decidedly non-Nazi attitude, and the only thing keeping them from outright leaving him for dead was his father's influence. He was eventually caught alone, shot, and captured as a prisoner of war by an American unit. With some convincing, he offered any information they needed in exchange for asylum. He spends the final years of the war feeding information to the allied powers and hitting the Third Reich where it hurts.

BUT YEAH he's a precious ball of fucking sunlight and Benoit survives the camp and they find each other again and they all live happily ever after the end
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Normal Tori the Filthy Xenophile
aussieosbourne I wanna talk about my characters but most of my recent following is likely here for my sci-fi and fantasy stuff so I don't wanna sit here ranting and raving about my historical fiction and post-apocalypse characters ya feel 1d

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aussieosbourne D&D night, Inga continues to be strong like bull 4d

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Normal Tori the Filthy Xenophile
aussieosbourne Bandwagon time wassup #artvsartist

My style is notoriously inconsistent but I think these are pretty good representations (I deliberately picked a bunch of profile shots for uniformity's sake)
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aussieosbourne Angry middle-aged bisexual Russian aunt (in space) 1w

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aussieosbourne Here's about as far as I got on Cali's dork face (both of these look better separately than they do in the actual piece) 1w

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aussieosbourne Half orc with bagpipes? Sign me the fuck up 2w
  •   prachtor The details in this have me like what a babe, brb as I fan myself 8')) 1w

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aussieosbourne I mean like?? That's pretty close considering I didn't have a ref when I drew this (the paint actually does only cover the bottom lip btw he's just got dark lips lmao)
I'll delete these in a sec bear with my shitposting
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aussieosbourne Here's a little profile comparison featuring Califaech and Seth (Seth is probably standing on a box or something cause he's tiny and Cali is like 7 feet tall lmao) 2w

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aussieosbourne Here's a little gift for my child @bifurcated.stars of their oc Simon (I hope this brightens up your day a lil bb ) 2w

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aussieosbourne Here's my grumpy Bosmer vampire hunter (his papa was half Dunmer so he's got reddish eyes and Dem Cheekbones kinkshame me motherfukers) 2w

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aussieosbourne May the fourth be with you 3w

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aussieosbourne me: why is he praying naked
also me: *sweats*
(Edit: for anyone noticing the inconsistency, this was before he got his tattoos, probably when he still lived in the bitter coast)
3w

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aussieosbourne Downtime doodles 3w

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aussieosbourne Update: Tori has been completely Fucking Tainted by @infamousjynx_ and @_ballofyarn_ and has officially descended to the rank of Kylo Trash. 3w

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aussieosbourne This bad boy finally came in the mail #morrowind 3w

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