audreyhorny you too fine to be layin in that bed alone *drake voice* 4h

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audreyhorny bitch squad 5h

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audreyhorny thankful for booze and friendship 5h

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audreyhorny fresher than you 13h

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audreyhorny I don't weigh myself but I really regret not buying this scale yesterday someone give me $40 please 1d

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audreyhorny L.A.M.F last night 2d

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audreyhorny the Guantanamo Baywatch pizza party tradition continues this time they brought pookie! miss y'all already 3d

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audreyhorny now accepting donations for the help me buy this 70s officer Big Mac fund $0 down $3,999 to go 4d

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audreyhorny I get this pop up too often #continueplayingforever 6d

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audreyhorny STUPID BITCH HOW DID YOU GET INTO YALE?!?! I HATE YOU. 6d

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audreyhorny probably gonna live off Szechuan bean curd all winter 1w

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audreyhorny I had a really good birthday even though I got my period and fell out of the hotel shuttle right before the concert and broke the heel off of my favorite vintage booties lol @ my life... Brian Jones take me away 1w

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audreyhorny reunited earlier with my lovely name twin @pantsandburgers photo stolen from @countblastov I still hope they adopt me someday 2w

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audreyhorny QUEEN 2w

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audreyhorny speechless tbh 2w

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audreyhorny about to see Chrissie Hynde with ma and pop #feelinemotional #gotbrassinpocket 2w

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audreyhorny shout out to my parents for giving me life and for taking me to see one of my heroes on my birthday 2w

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audreyhorny feelin disrespect from the eyebrow threading lady who left me nothing today oh well I'm ready to join the 27 Club now 2w

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audreyhorny got my nails done for the second time in my life because I want to kick off my 27th year in style. any tips for not fucking them up appreciated! so in love with this gold! 2w
  •   missbettierage Beautiful! Did you get a regular mani or gels? 2w
  •   bridgett4ever Did you get acrylics? I have done acrylics for a long time because I am a bad nail biter and acrylics were harder to bite haha! But as long as you got them thick they shouldn't break when you bite them lol! And don't try to take the polish off with acetone based polish remover! It makes acrylics lift! I am gonna feel so dumb writing you all this if those are yr real nails lol 2w
  •   audreyhorny @missbettierage @bridgett4ever acrylics! I have super short nails usually since I bite them off so this is a huge change haha 2w
  •   missbettierage Awesome! : ) My advice is to wear vinyl/rubber gloves when you do dishes. They have some cute ones w/leopard trim at Bed, Bath, & Beyond. 2w

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