arwen_the_gsd Mine's bigger than yours 😛 1w

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arwen_the_gsd The human begged for a selfie.... I allowed it just this once but I said I wasn't doing a duck face or smiling. 2w

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arwen_the_gsd No human!! It is not time to get up!! Look at me I'm injured... Leave me at once peasant human.... But leave me a nice treat!!!! You know... Cos I'm poorly 2w

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arwen_the_gsd I have a boo boo.... I need wine 3w

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arwen_the_gsd It's MY cushion and I'll god damn hump it if I want!! 4w

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arwen_the_gsd I'm freeeeeeeeee...... Ooh!! Water!! Wooooooooooooo 1mon

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arwen_the_gsd So I went snafferling through the humans handicraft gear and got me a few fancy feather snacks.... And she'll neveeeeer know..... Shhhhhh 1mon

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arwen_the_gsd One step closer to taking over the world pooches for today I received mail in the post!! A get well soon card!! 2mon

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arwen_the_gsd The humans managed to foil my plan of phantom pregnancies... Today they shaved me, cut me and removed my baby maker..... 3+ years I managed to keep that.... Do I look impressed.... I don't think so.... 2mon

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arwen_the_gsd Got me a doggy meat filled pancake!! 3mon

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arwen_the_gsd You touch my fluffy friends, you got me to answer to. Think about it douche human.... 3mon

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arwen_the_gsd Pretty sure that's a definite stiff neck happening right there 3mon

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arwen_the_gsd Look.... You take me to work....then run me ragged in a muddy field.... Then hose me outside and finally shove me in that God awful bath and scrub me to within an inch of my life.... And you now expect me to move over on the sofa......... I'm calling the Dogs Trust myself 4mon

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arwen_the_gsd Sam?? Can I have a bit??.... Sammie pleeeeease!!
You stole the pork pie before and didn't share it either!! Fine!!..... Fatty!!
4mon

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arwen_the_gsd Oh great..... This is happening.... And she's taking me out to work with her like this..... Damn 5mon

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arwen_the_gsd This is my "let me go you stupid human" face....... I am not a cuddler..... "release meeeee" 6mon

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