andyswift Among my favorite things that happened today: Ja Rule softly coo'd "murrrderrr" to me as if I was even worthy. 4d

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andyswift Nom-a-saurus 2w

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andyswift Another one takes the plunge. Congrats, Liv! 2w

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andyswift I had to. #HappyEaster 3w

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andyswift #TBT to... last Thursday. The two people who made me, plus the other two people they made. #family #WhitePeopleOfInstagram #wheresMYhat 4w

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andyswift This is the first slow-motion video I've ever taken, and it's pretty much a nightmare. 2mon

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andyswift Visited Nev Schulman's Holy Church of #Catfish to confess my latest cyber-lies. "You are forgiven," he told me. "Go in peace." 2mon

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andyswift Today marks my 1-year anniversary at TVLine.com. I can't believe it's already been a year, but I also can't believe how many weird/awesome experiences that year has held. Here's to the next 365! 2mon

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andyswift A richer "Happy Birthday" harmony has never been produced by man. 2mon

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andyswift This was simultaneously the best AND worst thing I saw on my vacation. Yes, that's a little dog in his backpack, and yes, the guy is going at least 70 MPH. 2mon
  •   therealnoora7 When I'm in Indonesia I always have to look away when I see a family on one motorcycle - 2 adults, 2 kids. Can't bear to look. 2mon
  •   s_aunders Did u take a vacation 2mon
  •   southpacificmoon Definitely the "Jackhole of the Day." 2mon
  •   dswft85 Costa Rica = man driving motorcycle, women on the back holding baby. 2mon
  •   andyswift @dswft85 You win. 2mon

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andyswift #TBT #Hawaii 2mon

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andyswift Saying goodbye to Maui with a luau. Don't let the smile fool you, I am miserable. 3mon

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andyswift Second-to-last sunset of the trip. These exist in New York, too... right? #denial 3mon
  •   marycorbet I am so happy you are on vacation!!! 3mon

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andyswift Whale, hello there! 3mon

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andyswift Best dining experience of my life. Like, Taco Bell x 1,000. Seriously. 3mon

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andyswift Followed it to the end, found a dead leprechaun. #RIP 3mon

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andyswift Good news: It only took me two days in Hawaii to become an insufferable douche! 3mon

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andyswift Nothing says "unplug and enjoy your damn vacation" like a dropped phone at the gate. Byebye! 3mon

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andyswift Not since #Friends have I dreaded a show ending this much. Tomorrow night is going to be ROUGH. #Parenthood 3mon
  •   shaunna424 Remind me to tell you about me drunkenly taking it out on Drew at a Sundance party. 3mon
  •   deelizabeth9 Kleenex sales will spike 3mon
  •   bellaah_ I FEEL YA 3mon

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