amok_metres First Friday night living coastal #BestNightEver 9mon

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amok_metres Biblical moment with chicken sambos and friends at #Williamstown beach today #nofilter 10mon

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amok_metres Check out the plane that broke down and had to make an emergency landing RIGHT OVER OUR HEADS at 13th today. We did what you're supposed to do and sat still in shock hoping not to get run over. 10mon

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amok_metres Farewelling our dear Katie. Traveller, business woman, farmer, Bomber, dear friend and my Nan. A woman before her time, I'll carry her lessons of humour, humility and resilience always. Vale, Katie. All the love and respect in the world is sending you on your way xxxxxx 10mon
  •   jburford Xx sorry to hear. 10mon
  •   bennbennett Thoughts are with you lovely EFK x x x 10mon
  •   missjcp I'm so sorry to hear it my dear. Thinking of you xx 10mon
  •   highvivability Oh gorgeous so sad and sorry !! Miss my granny everyday... They are special and help to mould us to who we are! Sending love to all of you xx 10mon
  •   ntnwrd Sorry to hear. x 10mon
  •   reubenpb Lots of love efk x 10mon
  •   zibeke Love to you @amok_metres 10mon
  •   patricktroyvii X 10mon

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amok_metres Morning. 10mon

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amok_metres I know you don't want to hear this, Melbourne. Missing my buddy #drunkdadsfloating though. Will keep drinking to hone the family craft. #chipofftheoldblock 10mon

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amok_metres Spotted in nowra today: the biggest goanna I have ever seen and this guy. Gunners shirt, footy sock, jail tats and a fierce mullet. If I had to decide, I would say this chap is the slightly less suss character. The goanna was silent, stealth and knows where I live and at least old mate has classic taste in music. 10mon

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amok_metres #drunkdadsfloating disproving the 'old dogs new tricks' theory 11mon
  •   alicegoulter I do like the glass of chardy poolside, you can tell its Saturday night 11mon
  •   amok_metres Keeping it classy at nowra hill @alicegoulter, complete with the sound of the Saturday night speedway in the distance 11mon

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amok_metres For those interested (thank you @plumleywalker). Restless night (cheese before bedtime) but swelling has gone down and the bruising and circle are both fading. I think I'll be ok, thank you and I appreciate your concern. 11mon

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amok_metres Miscellaneous-bite monitoring. If I don't make it, @hi_sparky can have my jeep. It will suit her best. 11mon
  •   miniaturekiller May I take over #drunkdadsfloating? I have franchise and merch plans @amok_metres 11mon
  •   rangiwatch I'll look after ya North Melbourne membership @amok_metres 11mon
  •   sholaki What bit of your bod is that? Is that your knee? What's that stretchy bit at the side? Is the stretchy bit a symptom of something quite serious? 11mon
  •   amok_metres It's my foot @sholaki. The stretchy bit controls my toes, I suppose. All seems fine. Except now I've been exposed for flexing my foot to make it look slimmer and more appealing for the photo. 11mon
  •   marshallmakeup I'm 'lol-ing'a lot at this...not at the bite though. Bad @amok_metres 11mon
  •   sholaki Well the slimming thing is working. You have a hot foot. 11mon
  •   amok_metres @marshallmakeup can you believe my life?? Thanks @rangiwatch. And potentially @miniaturekiller- old mate wants to be in on the tshirt designs though!! And you'll need to find a sub-line for Franny (mum), who is very jealous of the series these days 11mon
  •   plumleywalker @amok_metres still alive? I was hoping for a follow up shot by now 11mon

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amok_metres #drunkdadsfloating and The Devine Touch, Nowra Hill style 11mon

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amok_metres #drunkdadsfloating becomes flotsam. Nancy Sinatra is all that is allowed to be played this Christmas and not one of us can believe the clarity of her voice. Can you? 11mon

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amok_metres A camera shy return of #drunkdadsfloating. "No video yet. Don't spoil the bastards." That means you guys. 11mon

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amok_metres Through the rectangle window, please. 1y

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amok_metres Beautiful, jungle-edged terraces. The humidity is turning doughy western tourists into pinkish steamed rice puddings by the van-load. 1y

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amok_metres Dinner by pool. Bit of a shithole, really. 1y

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amok_metres Would you just look at this terrible waste of popcorn chicken?? Ad agencies are the WORST 1y

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amok_metres Special delivery thank you card from Nanna today. (yes, feel a bit guilty about laughing about teeth water now). Lots of love #ontheGhanwithmyNan 1y

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