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amok_metres Neighbourhood watch 1w

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amok_metres Mum used to get cross when I went to the library after school because she wanted to have a cappuccino with me but I was too busy bloody reading. We were allowed to skip school to go to Sydney for ice cream and once I made her vomit because I had a frog puppet that did a very convincing spew face. Franny, no one lives, loves or laughs like you do, and it's the best thing in the world. Love you. Happy Mother's Day, @frannymaggs and anyone who is or loves a Mum x x x 2w

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amok_metres Getting schooled at Collingwood Alternative this arvo 2w

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amok_metres Have you eaten yet @jobewatsonofficial? 3w

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amok_metres Rest in Peace to the eight lives humanity couldn't manage to spare this morning. #istandformercy. 3w

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amok_metres Goodbye to my wonderfully ludicrous family, thank you for helping to make my birthday such a cosy, loving and indulgent one. I feel very special, and as observed by some friends, probably not adopted after all. Love you. All I ask for now is a win for our #Bombers today and for someone to pump up the tyres on my car when it stops raining because even though I'm 30 now, I still have a phobia of inflating things. 4w

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amok_metres Got photobombed by my own Mum for my birthday. 4w
  •   marshallmakeup Happy birthday !!! 4w
  •   thelandweroam You need to get a hold of her, Koster. However I finally have pieced the genetic puzzle of you together. 4w
  •   millylala Your mum is a goddess!! 4w
  •   blackcassie Happy birthday 4w

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amok_metres Nice day sitting courtside (#JackNicholson). YYS Spectacle event, #risinghighstudios. Should be a @ourgoodhood post, but too hungover to sign into different account x 1mon

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amok_metres #tbt to @essendonfc epic win over the Hawks last Sunday. Look at this majestic fucking view. #howgoodsfooty #Bombers #nearlyspewed 1mon

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amok_metres New table-talkers at the cheesecake shop on Smith St. The mystery continues. #nofilter 1mon

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amok_metres Bye bye @samboherde! Thank you for helping me lose the good karma points I was working on this last week by indulging in gross 'ex-pat' behaviour and delicious rosé. Love you! Singapore, sorry. X x 2mon
  •   samboherde Yes, those are my undies on my head. 2mon
  •   amok_metres Yes, we're skinny dipping in the middle of a densely populated condominium complex. I can't stop laughing @samboherde 2mon

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amok_metres The surrounds of the #CCF schools. The community lives by the Phnom Penh dump and are some of the poorest people in Cambodia- and the world- existing only by scavenging through the dump before the CCF opened its doors 10 years ago. The work that the @cambochildrensfund does is pretty incredible- by not just opening schools, but creating vocational training centers, medical centers, food programs, granny sponsorship programs, a child protection unit and more. 2mon

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amok_metres #latergram from the #CCF yoga book shoot last week. 2mon

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amok_metres The only nice photo of @samboherde and I from my weekend in Singapore. It must have been the jelly shots... Thanks for having me, darling! Xx 2mon

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amok_metres Plain chips, coke from a glass bottle and Placenta 'Classic' soap. #ifitaintbroke 2mon
  •   daihovey Not placenta, like placenta placenta? 2mon
  •   frannymaggs That is fantastic Em! Hope all is going well! Love you! Ma & Dad xxxx 2mon

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amok_metres @samboherde lives in a condo with a housekeeper, a pool and a fridge full of gin and jelly shots. Everything is going to be fine. 2mon

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