amandarin_orange89 Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. #spamalot @hollywoodbowl 2d

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amandarin_orange89 Shes the chicken noodle soup to my soda. 3d

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amandarin_orange89 Hop up out the bed - turn my swag on 3d

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amandarin_orange89 Never watched The Simpsons. So let the binge watching begin. #TheSimpsons 7d
  •   rehvival I never watched the Simpsons either tell us how it goes 🏻 7d
  •   stephjones451 Ha ha!!! Yeah I haven't either. Love how you are watching it and it's only July 7d
  •   ebiancanielloo It's a great show! Watched ever since I was a kid 7d
  •   tisha319 Are you serious? It's so good! 7d
  •   littleboysmama The ones with Troy McClure are pretty amazeballs 6d
  •   tinapanz You've NEVER watched the Simpsons??? 2d
  •   _superiormind_ Me neither 24h

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amandarin_orange89 My favorite nephew 1w

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amandarin_orange89 The Big Pink 2w
  •   lizzyyy_ragerrr Where do I buy one of these because I feel like my life would be complete if I had one 2w
  •   airicaprange I feel like @heathergwilk ... I keep staring at this donut thinking it will be like eating it. It's not. 2w
  •   emilou93 That's awesome. Want. 2w

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amandarin_orange89 Not a fan of the beach... But I am a fan of the bars near it. 2w
  •   rehvival Lol how can you not be a fan of the Beach?oh Amanda.. 🏻🏻️ 2w
  •   moanaeesa You and I both, Bro. Mhmm 2w

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amandarin_orange89 I miss having my bff around. #burgerking 2w

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amandarin_orange89 Bowling is my least favorite thing. #bowling #babes @masonfox69 3w

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  •   kiani.lei So jealous! Have fun and take lots of pics (and maybe post/tweet some)! 4w
  •   rehvival Have fun Amanda!! @amandarin_orange89 sounds awesome 4w
  •   tisha319 Haha! #whalesvagina? I know I'm missing something. Have fun!!! 4w
  •   adkearns314 Anchorman reference @tisha319 4w
  •   adkearns314 Saaaahn Deeeaaago 4w
  •   tisha319 @adkearns314 Thank you. I'm so bad. Never remember anything like that! (But it vaguely sounded familiar haha) 4w
  •   adkearns314 @tisha319 “Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means ‘a whale’s vagina.’” -Ron Burgundy I know far too much of that movie by heart. 4w
  •   tisha319 @adkearns314 poor Amanda. I'm all spamming her post. But yes, this is all coming back to me. (Don't ever have me as your partner in trivia games.) 4w

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amandarin_orange89 Dogsitting is just so rough. #driver #nixon #pitbull #pups #babes 1mon

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amandarin_orange89 I need to buy a martini glass #vesper #classybitch 1mon

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amandarin_orange89 Puppy swimming time #driver #beerpong 1mon
  •   stephjones451 Awwww 1mon
  •   arayos Awe, I wish my dog like to swim, but he hates the water. 1mon
  •   saja.osman I had my headphones on full blast without realizing then this video played 1mon
  •   amairica This is hilarious. Very good representation of Drivers pool time 1mon
  •   stephjones451 He looks happy 1mon
  •   gabriellavalenti GAH 1mon
  •   mcmischiefmichael Six hours later...still swimming... 1mon
  •   staciezane He's a fast lil bugger. Thanks for sharing! Love the Driver updates. 1mon

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amandarin_orange89 Yes please #absinthe 1mon

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amandarin_orange89 Spoiler Alert: there is no wizard. 1mon
  •   rehvival OMG I LOVE THIS MOVIE 1mon
  •   tisha319 Hey Amanda, @khanlon78 is there if you want to say hey. Be careful, she's not on her best behavior though. 1mon
  •   dapper.cookie Spoiler numero dos: Nothing is real. Everything is a dream. (Just like life) 1mon
  •   fnur Spoiler alert: Pink Floyd knew exactly what they were doing 1mon

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  •   tisha319 I saw Detention there! Such a great space. 2mon

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  •   kiani.lei Driver!!! 2mon
  •   rehvival Aww I love them there so cute!! 2mon
  •   joshifxr_ Hey Amanda ! The dog in the left,it's Driver,isn't it ? He's so cute I thought Josh had more than one dog 2mon
  •   staciezane Good auntie!! Is Driver your dog now? Lol. 2mon
  •   arayos Beautiful dogs! 2mon
  •   kellywithayy I need one of those leashes lol! 2mon
  •   jamesfiorito Those splitters are the only way to walk two dogs! Missing the heck out of ya back here in the Natty. 2mon

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amandarin_orange89 Amazing dinner with amazing friends. 2mon

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