allisonrockey I cannot wait for Henry to start telling me his thought. I predict this one will have a very funny, very dry sense of humor. 4d

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allisonrockey The cheese on this sandwich was even more than it appears. 5d
  •   adigitalashley This looks like my dreams in sandwich form. 😛 5d
  •   ezraklein This looks extraordinary 4d
  •   libbyanelson You're in my 'hood! 4d
  •   cmattick THAT's the sandwich Michael Madsen ordered in Iggy Izalea's "Black Widow" vid. 4d

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allisonrockey I couldn't be more excited about my new apartment, but it'll be impossible not to miss Saturdays at the pool. 5d
  •   lindarockey You could still go they know you 5d
  •   kevin_mckague About half of the essays in that book were very funny. 5d

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allisonrockey This chair is going to be PERFECT on my new balcony. But carrying it 10 blocks home is a biiiiiiitch. 5d
  •   allisonrockey It's heavier than it looks. 5d
  •   wideeyedelle You can do itttt!!! 5d
  •   laurenmiller In the future: I do have a car. It's tiny (with MA plates & a Warren bumper sticker) but it could certainly fit a chair in the back seat. You just need to call! 5d
  •   allisonrockey @laurenmiller thank you and good to know! You've just moved to the top of my very exclusive friends with a car list! 5d
  •   laurenmiller Yay! (I think?) :) 5d
  •   lindarockey Hope you stopped and sat in it every block or so 5d

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allisonrockey Gee why did I think @juliaajesterr would like these earrings. 6d

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allisonrockey I promise no one makes us wear them, they're just great shirts. 1w

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allisonrockey Just a batch of please-rent-me-your-apartment cookies. 2w

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allisonrockey I've never wanted a dress more that I needed less. Has science found the sparkly gene that ladies mysteriously have? 2w

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allisonrockey New rule: Pride & Prejudice should always be shown outside in a quant garden 2w

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allisonrockey Forget the health benefits I'm just looking forward to feeling smug all day cause I had breakfast kale. 2w

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allisonrockey Tough choices on a Sunday night. 2w

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allisonrockey No complaints. 3w

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allisonrockey Party at Miss Pixies (20% off sale is a party to me) 3w

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allisonrockey We're living a ##tbt 3w

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allisonrockey Vox-branded macaroons. Today is the best day. 3w

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allisonrockey Five years later I'm still trying to recreate a summer salad @lauren_janes made me. Mine's never as good. 3w
  •   hellogeorgia I want to eat this. 3w
  •   lauren_janes Mine is still never quite as good either. We must have to both contribute. 3w
  •   hcguedenet Looks delicious. What's in it? 3w

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allisonrockey Today @mattyglesias shared his wealth with me. Tonight I will get to do laundry. 3w
  •   jameshupp I assume you're laundering something of his, too, because specialization and gains from trade is the fundamental tenet of capitalism. 3w
  •   blaisetnutter I once had a job where, instead I paying me more, they let me do laundry on site. This is like the upscale version of that. 3w

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allisonrockey New rule: all new weeks should be greeted with hot-from-the-oven peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. 3w
  •   allisonrockey @dustinjanes I could have done hot from the oven cookies if only you guys would have moved away ... 3w
  •   sarahkliff I've been mulling a vox media cookies v cupcakes as a cake v pie sequel... 3w
  •   dustinjanes FedEx needs to invent an oven overnight package. 3w
  •   juliaajesterr @sarahkliff I like the way you think 3w
  •   kqmsmith Charlie asked me if we could make peanut butter choc chip cookies this morning! Want to send me your delicious recipe? 3w
  •   allisonrockey @kqmsmith step 1: go to whole foods step 2: buy pre-made tub of over-proved cookie dough step 3 roll into balls and bake at 350 - my secret is out on this one. 3w
  •   allisonrockey Damn autocorrect *overpriced 3w
  •   kqmsmith Haha!! Darn I was hoping you had some wonderful recipe. We can handle a trip to Whole Foods! 3w

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allisonrockey There were dogs. There were laughs. Easily the best dog party I've ever been to. #latergram 4w
  •   katiethenewport So much fun!! Great picture! And thank you so much for coming! 4w

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allisonrockey You know just @eriemeyer loving snooping on the lover couple in the pool. 4w

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