alliemackay #tbt About to introduce Weezer during Acoustic Christmas, but wanting it to look like there's a wind machine so you keep whipping your hair around but you get dizzy and can't stop laughing. Normal. 9h

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alliemackay Loving the @lakings 50th anniversary throwbacks tonight! Here's my throwback....with Kings royalty, Marcel Dionne. One of the perks of my folks having season seats at the @theforum since before I was born! 2d

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alliemackay The lovely men behind Phineas and Ferb are somehow allowing me to do some voices for their new show starring Weird Al, Jemaine Clement (FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS YOU GUYS!) Christian Slater, Sarah Chalke and so many more. Thanks @mmonogram for making awesome shows and letting me goof off with you again! Btw....Weird Al? ️ Any chance I'm now somewhat cool to Bean? Yeah...probably not. #MiloMurphysLaw 7d
  •   alliemackay @mmonogram You're the best! SO excited for the show! 7d
  •   mdstvigil I'll send a link to the people behind Phineas and Ferb of that sound cloud moaning montage and put an end to this madness jk 7d
  •   romago17 Totally cool Allie. Congratulations! 7d
  •   cheryl_blizin Jemaine??! Hell yiss 6d
  •   gooddaycourtney #phineasandferb is my favorite cartoon on the planet...so excited for this new show and to hear you in it! 6d
  •   alliemackay @gooddaycourtney COURTNEY! I loved it so much too! So funny and sharp - honored to do it whenever they called. I've already done 1 episode of Milo...and it was hysterical! Such talent behind it! Can't wait! Xo 6d
  •   teachergimp My nickname is Ms Murphy's Law... love it! 6d
  •   esager6122 CONGRATS! 6d

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alliemackay Today is #WorldCancerDay In 2005 I went to the dermatologist to get a couple weird looking freckles checked. They biopsied one and said the other looked fine. I said biopsy it anyway. It turned out to be malignant melanoma. Since then I've had over 2 dozen squamous and basal cell carcinomas removed....and thankfully, cancer free! Stay vigilant. Insist if something seems off. Keep fighting. Wear sunscreen. Everyone. Google Bob Marley melanoma if you think it's just about pale people getting sunburned. It affects us all. 1w
  •   beegril You're. Glad you're cancer free. #autocorrectproblems 1w
  •   thatnavas So happy you're healthy! It's weird hearing you guys on the radio, forgetting you guys have problems like us regular folk lol. #fuckcancer @alliemackay @kevinandbean @ralphgarman 1w
  •   stevefanfotos Glad you're cancer free. Love K&B so much more since you've been on, didn't think that was possible. Keep doing what you're doing. And your moaning. Actually, now that I know you're well and healthy, I don't need to feel guilty tomorrow morning when I masturbate to your moans while driving to work. So that's a good thing. Ugggghhhhhh bleh bleh bleh poiun poiun poiun! Also you should get a raise so you can afford DirectTV. 1w
  •   carriemallen Happy for you!! @jazminkperez 1w
  •   jaepeaus So happy you're CF lady! Cancer sucks so bad! Way to be vigilant 7d
  •   gap572001 Where have you been hiding 7d
  •   coastnoc Squamous can be real bad also. I had a lump the size of a large egg in my neck. They removed it and I received radiation. I had a below 40% survival rate. Still here 19 years later...Seriously, too many rays can definitely be harmful. 6d
  •   gerryw427 Way to spread the word, Allie. I've had plenty of pre-bad stuff removed over the years, luckily not to the level of bad you've faced. Early detection is key. Yeah, I'm the guy who wears a hat and shirt when he surfs. 4d

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alliemackay My face, when people explain the #IowaCaucus to me. Politics is hard y'all. Just tell me which candidate got the final rose. 1w
  •   fancy.baxter I said that there was no way Ted Cruz has EVER gone down on his wife but bean said he feels undecided. Ur thoughts? #alligotfromiowa 1w
  •   daniahdz Same here! Still don't get it. 1w
  •   a.o.busta (Insert Allie's moan sound bite) 1w
  •   tnthman Disappointing that this is just a pic and not a video clip of you making lemonade. 1w
  •   frez1ta Beautiful as always 1w
  •   shishilucy Miss seeing you !!1w
  •   ayomaggots661 Never seen a pic of you prior to this one. Just want to say you are smoking hot... 1w
  •   notfamousbut So hot! 1w

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alliemackay My Shake Weight segment will never go away. I feel like I gave really helpful tips for toning your arms, or giving great handys. Either way. If you haven't seen the whole segment, google it. It comes up right under the "Allie milks a goat" segment. Thanks @warrensapp for the views. 2w

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alliemackay A woman on Twitter posted this, and its been making me laugh since Saturday. Thank you Anicca (@13adh13 on Twitter) for sharing your little brother with the internet! As of now, over 90k retweets for this adorable squish! 2w

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alliemackay Friends since we were 14, and she manages to get lovelier every year. Happy Birthday my sweet friend! Los Angeles misses you! 3w

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alliemackay #tbt Doing a fun segment w/ Keegan-Michael Key for the LA Comedy Shorts Film Festival combined w/ a clip of the funniest movie trailer I've seen in a long time! Google "Keanu Red Band Trailer" if you like hilarity and kitties. (Seriously...find the trailer now. It's so worth it!) @keanumovie @keeganmic 3w

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alliemackay Noel Fielding is my favorite. My face doesn't match the immense joy and wonder that I felt being in the presence of such a magical human. See him at The Fonda March 29th - April 2nd. 3w

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alliemackay Today was a good day. And yes, I ordered Patriots prayer candles. @fandlecandles, thanks for the quick delivery! Check them out for your sports prayer candle needs! Admit it. These are funny. 4w

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alliemackay My reaction when asked, "Did you get any #'s in the Powerball?" See you tomorrow @kevinandbean 4w

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alliemackay Quite the day. Here's a baby orangutan getting a bath to make it all better. 1mon

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alliemackay The most asked question during a Powerball live shot, and the hero we never knew we needed. 1mon

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alliemackay Happy #NationalBobbleHeadDay (yes, apparently that's a thing) from the former "bobble" headed bleach blonde that came on at 5. Only one made. Just like me. (Vomit) 1mon

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alliemackay I've been holding this in for weeks. Not sure why my friends keep asking if everything's ok. I just love justice you guys. 1mon

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alliemackay Oh Los Angeles, I love you so much when you rain. Let's do it again real soon. 1mon

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alliemackay The Monday back after a holiday is always rough. Here's me dressed as a llama photobombing a llama for your Monday viewing pleasure. 1mon
  •   robezuki Hahaha Hahaha 1mon
  •   fancy.baxter Because...ofcourse 1mon
  •   beegril You have the same color eyes. 👁 1mon
  •   kevinandbean Is that dali? 1mon
  •   bradwilliamscomic Hope the Llama makes more Kevin and Bean appearances 1mon
  •   photoshopphilanthropist There's Lazy Eye and then there's Sleepwalking Eye. 1mon
  •   eiznil Allie, I need something for Tuesday! What was that audio you guys played yesterday where the guy was doing an El Niño warning report? I can't find it. Thank you! 1mon
  •   alliemackay @eiznil Google Frankie MacDonald 1mon

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alliemackay Fingers crossed for a similar start to 2016. 1mon

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