aliiiiibaird Happy happy birthday to my favorite day-drinking partner and the best work wife ever @emmcrowee 3d

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aliiiiibaird fell in luv today. #hearteyes 4d

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aliiiiibaird Fluff and Stuff. #gingerkitties 5d

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aliiiiibaird Hair god @marialisatavella bringing my hair to life and showing me how good my hair could look if I owned a blow dryer. 🏼 #beckywiththegoodhair 6d

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aliiiiibaird The light coming thru my blinds is making my hair look like a 90's crimp-do. #needbutterflyclips 1w

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aliiiiibaird Raging on a Friday night watching Ratatouille with my friends Smokey the bear and cat. 2w

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aliiiiibaird took a classy boat ride around Manhattan but couldn't take a classy photo. 2w

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aliiiiibaird πŸ€— 2w

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aliiiiibaird Eating fried chicken and waffles with a PBR for breakfast alone at a bar is the epitome of the American Dream. 2w

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aliiiiibaird Made s'mores truffles last night, soooo guess what I'm having for breakfast. 🏼 3w
  •   alirae413 What recipe did you use? Having a truffle madness night soon and need some fresh material. 3w
  •   ratchettinafey Omg 3w

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aliiiiibaird beach babe. 1mon

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aliiiiibaird Apparently Shelter Island has a brewery. #liquidlunch 1mon

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aliiiiibaird Made it to Milwaukee. Ready to eat all the cheese. πŸ§€ 1mon

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aliiiiibaird Drove almost 2 hours from Bay Ridge to Bayside to have bottomless brunch with @aliciacrasto and her girls. #bottomlessboobs 1mon

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aliiiiibaird My dads made it to Bay Ridge for family bonding night. ‍‍ #thugboner 1mon

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aliiiiibaird Happy national siblings day. Here's a pic of #dabairds with a shit ton of puppies circa y2k. 2mon

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aliiiiibaird Still sweater weather, which means the Hamptons aren't filled with assholes and traffic juuuuust yet. πŸ™ƒ #calmbeforethestorm 2mon

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aliiiiibaird Actually thought the answer to this would be Brooklyn. It's not. It's Poland. Also WHY IS THERE NO BAGEL EMOJI? 2mon
  •   instaslam1 πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± my people πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± 2mon
  •   adrakes @random_bear_ 🀘🏼 2mon
  •   idachina Bagels are rubbish. Come to Sydney, I'll feed you proper food 2mon

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aliiiiibaird Shoutout to the ogre that lives above me. Love waking up to you rearranging your furniture every morning at 3am. 2mon

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aliiiiibaird Prosciutto on pizza > you. 2mon

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