alicemill One week ago today, I was in paradise on a scooter in the Bahamas. Today, it's raining and stormy and my heart is crying. #nassaubahamas 6d

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alicemill Michael Myers comin' atcha 7d

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alicemill This is my face after sitting in the worst airport for 8.5 hours and having 7 more to go. Don't miss your flights people. Also, don't EVER fly Southwest, even if they're the cheapest. There is a reason, and it's not worth it. Gonna find a nice hard bench/floor to sleep on. #sendhelp 1w
  •   jessie_jo_shmo How'd that even happen?! Why was MK the lucky one? 1w
  •   alicemill @jessie_jo_shmo she went early for some Pre check interview. The place was a madhouse and so unorganized. the rest of us thought we'd have plenty of time.. but we waited to check our bags and for security for over an hour and a half. And ran through the airport. If they had held the plane 3 minutes longer, we would have gotten on. So stupid. I hate that airport. 1w
  •   jessie_jo_shmo I do too. We got there at 5:30 in the morning and it was a madhouse even then 🏼 1w
  •   mixmastersurreal Holey moley! 4d

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alicemill Heading home from an amazing week in paradise and crying because this isn't my real life. 1w

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alicemill Sleeping since 1986 2w

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alicemill In honor of #nationalsiblingday yesterday... the Miller's have got it goin' on! 3w

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alicemill When you're minding your own business and the toilet tank breaks. 3w

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alicemill Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons. #tracyaviary 4w

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alicemill Reason #1 I became an adult: laying in bed until noon eating popcorn. #idowhatiwant 4w
  •   bee_later Is that stuff good? I'm a lover for all things pickle but that kinda sounded weird to me. 4w
  •   alicemill @bee_later I think it's delicious.. I can eat the whole bag. Haha. Try it! 4w
  •   royalpipeline Rad. 4w
  •   boostpoo Adorable! 4w

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alicemill This is the greatest moment of my life. 1mon

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alicemill We applied clay masks on each other. Then he ducked out of the picture. 1mon

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alicemill I dug down deep @thatspaleo feed and found the dressing recipe for Cubby's Tri-tip Salad. O.em.gee. this. Is. Delicious. 1mon

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alicemill The prettiest first day of spring. 1mon

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alicemill Top o' the mornin' to y'all! 2mon

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alicemill Sometimes you have sparkly eyes but only feel like wearing a tshirt and jeans. Thanks @bbrbeautybyreese for making me feel like a decent looking date for the theater! 2mon
  •   careturpin Hey I'm all about the sparkle!! Pretty Alice!! 2mon
  •   jennleatham Pretty 2mon
  •   shanneltingey All you need is a little sparkly lipstick, remember those 2 we were obsessed with... Rainbows end and goldmine! 2mon
  •   alicemill @shanneltingey Goldmine!! I wish I still had some. That was the worst!! and it was always sold out. 2mon

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alicemill Me:"I want a snack "
Him:*reaches over shoulder and grabs pizza*
"I would like a pizza"
2mon
  •   ulairi__ Marshall said "we probably should cut down on the pizza" I was like "I want a DIVOOOOORCE !!!!!" 2mon

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alicemill A tale of two feets. 2mon

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alicemill When you get in the zone and slice through your finger #myfingerhurts 2mon
  •   ulairi__ Is that why you didn't text me back ?!? Busted finger 2mon
  •   cydneevans Yikes! I'll stitch it up for you 2mon
  •   careturpin Pull out the good ol super glue! 2mon
  •   shel_le Ouch! I hate when I do that 3w

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alicemill Snoqualmie rainstorms got us like... #sendhelp #cantkeepmyeyesopen 2mon

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