alexpardee "... the freezing white walls of the cave began to glow the same crimson hue of the hiding child, as a deep voice bellowed from every corner of the cave: “DON’T EAT THAT BABY. USE IT TO GUIDE YOU. FOR IT, AND ONLY IT, IS THE FORTUNATE ONE...." (The short death and quick rebirth of ICEWOLF & The Fortunate One is up on my tumblr at tumblrculosis.com for no reason) 6h
  •   jacoleeen I finally got you <3 6h
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  •   cheynecameron That kid is fuuuuuuuucked 5h
  •   milks0p that's some crazy Acid disco thundercats looking shit right there 5h
  •   spudluck7 @alexpardee could i please get your email so i can ask you a few questions about yourself and your work for my final major project at college as i am using you as inspiration 3h
  •   psychobilly138 This shit is sofa king metal and badass @alexpardee great job man. 2h
  •   brodiehunter Looks like a scene from some fucked up version of the Thundercats. 53min

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alexpardee Midnight Harvey tells the future. And the future is ANNOYING! 8h

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alexpardee Sad Cyclops Emoji = Blocked. #JuggaLobot 12h

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alexpardee In anticipation of our limited #JuggaLobot figure release this Saturday on @zerofriendsart I visited Clown'd City and chatted with the real JuggaLobot, and he gave me this EXCLUSIVE lyrics sheet from his new song, "I STAB PEOPLE (Not Just On Bespin. Everywhere!)" It's gonna be psycho! #IStabPeople 12h

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alexpardee See? This guy gets it! #JuggaLobot #Blessed 13h

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alexpardee Rejected alternate version of Pennywise that didn't make the cut for my DOPPELGÄNGERS book because IT sucks. (Wanna win an advance copy of the book? Go see @zerofriendsart now!) 22h

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alexpardee Watching The Bachelor like.... 1d

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alexpardee Don't have a cow, man. 1d

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alexpardee I got 4 advance copies of my new DOPPELGÄNGERS book! Want to WIN ONE a month before anyone else can get it!? Follow @zerofriendsart now for details. #ZFdoppelganger 1d
  •   mustang_jesus Is there a limit to how many times we can post? Or is it only once 1d
  •   loganlogicart Ya look like @funtcaseuk 1d
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  •   perplex.d this is so awesome of you 1d
  •   ak_87 My friend doesn't like you... I don't like you either!! 1d
  •   rotten_vomit I know you have fans and probably don't respond directly but I would love for you to paint/draw an amazing grotesque octopus for me (definitely willing to pay).... That I can get tattooed. Been a fan since high school ( 12 years). Always wanted Miss December lol but can't find it online. Your current fans can make fun of me all they want but yeah. Lmao. Get back at me? 1d
  •   cascadekicks That shit is legit scary 1d

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alexpardee One of the most down rydas in Clown'd City, this ninja is a hard-hittin, dope smokin killa with MAD clown love. He can swig a Faygo like the best of em', and swing a hatchet at the rest of 'em, all while making sure his duties as a cybernetic communications officer on Bespin get handled like the dedicated employee of Lando Calrissian that he is! MMFWCL! #JuggaLobot 2d

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alexpardee Who is going to join @credendastudios and I for The Gathering of The Juggalobots this Saturday when our #Juggalobot figure is released on @zerofriendsart !? It's gonna be psycho, rydas! And guess what? No LANDOS ALLOWED! by @credendastudios 2d

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alexpardee We did it. We successfully slayed the great and mythical Molar Bear. Now, time for pizza 2d

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alexpardee HEY @OHCHLOE! I ️ YOU WITH ALL OF MY GUTS! 3d

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alexpardee 5 years ago my best friends and I caught the legendary "Molar Bear", a 9-foot tall beast whose skin was covered in human teeth that it had siphoned from children during their sleep. We preserved this beast and displayed it at my "VERTIGO" art show at @coreyhelfordgallery in 2011. It's been back in the archive, frozen ever since. This morning, we woke up to the disturbing news that our Molar Bear had broken free of his preservation and was hurting people again. So @davecorreia and I finally had to put down our prized possession for good. R.I.P. Thank you @jay222toy @lucienshapiro @pablobustamove @davecorreia for helping capture and preserve my favorite monster. 3d

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alexpardee It looked like #ConjoinedV was an awesome show last night! Congrats @chetzar! Just a reminder, mine & @davecorreia's collaborative "Fecal Friends" piece that we did for that show is now available as a print on zerofriends.com @zerofriendsart 3d

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alexpardee "I'm coming to get you, Barbara.... " 4d

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alexpardee Beyond beyond honored to be a part of "CONJOINED V" a new collection of insanely imaginative art and sculpture curated by the King Of Monsters @chetzar. Dave Correia & I collaborated and will be showing our original "Fecal Friends" piece there tonight! @coprogallery in LA! (Piece shown here by Chet Zar) 4d

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alexpardee Don't always believe what you see. But sometimes, you have to believe before you can see. The Marrow is real. #DiggingUpTheMarrow 4d

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alexpardee "In every society, there are the deviants..." One more time for good measure, the trailer for mine & @adam_fn_green's new film went up today, the link is in my bio/profile. Thanks everyone for the kind and excited words. Today is great. ToMarrow will be great too. #DiggingUpTheMarrow 5d

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alexpardee #DiggingUpTheMarrow Is on the front page of iTunes! I feel just like Beyoncé! (Link to the trailer is in my bio, watch it! It's excite!) 5d

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