alexaspitslines Oops we did it agaaaaain! Who even works at buffalo anymore? #shedoesntevengohere #buffaloxmasparty 2d

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alexaspitslines I don't remember taking this last night. MERRY XMAS. 5d
  •   colpitts Looks like Karl came out last night. In fur. He looks angry. Merry Xmas bunny 5d

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alexaspitslines Happy Wednesday!! #wetblanketwednesday 5d

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alexaspitslines This is @kdaro4 and me having a laughing fit at a cabin in the woods circa maybe 2011? If you counted how many laughing fits we have had in the last 7 years it would be TOO MANY TO HANDLE because she's freakin hilarious and also we have issues. Anyway, happy birthday you sweet little sassy pants, I laaaaav yoooooo!! 6d
  •   kdaro4 Oh my word I love this! I love you tons! I love our giggle fits and conversations just with words and Doritos! 6d
  •   kdaro4 I just tried to like this again. 6d

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alexaspitslines It's a flip phone. Yeah. 1w

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alexaspitslines Happy Wednesday!! #wetblanketwednesday 2w

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alexaspitslines If there is a Santa, he will get me this to drink my scotch out of. BEST MUG. EVER. Omg. #hintingemojis 2w
  •   kelseygie Omg amazing 2w
  •   alexaspitslines There is also, inexplicably, a mug on this site with a woman's picture on it who appeaaaars to be a Cheryl. I now want that mug as well. I do not know why. 2w

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alexaspitslines And the nighttime version of earlier. Guess that mewvie! Jk. But like u can if u want. 2w

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alexaspitslines Scrooged Sunday. Brought to you by . This movie is so good tho. 2w

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alexaspitslines A tribe called double whiskey. 😎 2w
  •   kmo__ Trio of tens! 2w
  •   colpitts Narrrrrf as if I didn't see u chicks 2w
  •   kelseygie Totes forgot this was tonight 2w
  •   jasmine_lozenski No it was a tribe called "you guys do whatever you want, I'll drink double dark rums" ....... 2w
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alexaspitslines I call this: I've slept for 12 hours straight and I think I've turned into a zombie. Ok bye. 😴 3w

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alexaspitslines I know it's not Xmas yet but IDC I AM IN THE SPIRIT I guess. Happy Wednesday! #wetblanketwednesday 3w

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alexaspitslines Right? 😴😴😴 3w

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alexaspitslines This was the most drunk but I love all of these ppl more than life. 3w

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alexaspitslines I found a #tbt! Look at us, so happy &so booze. So booze! 4w

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alexaspitslines Happy Wednesday!! Thanks for the #inspiration @todservations 4w

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alexaspitslines Sometimes you find old bags of wine in your crisper, and then your friends buy you beer. #tuesdays #karaoke4lyfe 4w
  •   lozvog A friend was staying at my place once and found a ton of vegetables I'd put in my crisper then forgot about. It was the opposite feeling to finding of a bag of wine. Though I'm sure there was some fermentation going on either way. 4w
  •   lozvog Good story Lauren. 4w
  •   alexaspitslines @lozvog it WAS a good story. Well. It made me laugh. 4w

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alexaspitslines This is the best part of last night but also maybe almost getting kicked out of a strip club was. 4w

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